"Further proof that no kiter watches the road when the sea breeze kicks in."
"Hay, this floating key ring really works!"
"that's not quite what I had in mind when I said "dip the headlights" !!"
"LOOK WHAT THERE DOING TO OUR BEACHES! If its Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?"
"another 12 nautical miles and we can dump the body in international waters..."
"Poor Kiwis couldnt afford the plane ticket.
They tried driving home.
Oh no, Oh no, were biiched es bro!
Yeah, sooo biiched.
Were biiched ez Bro ey!"
"Lucky... your with AAMI!"