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WA
179 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 9:43 am        Report Show Profile
Is it considered "OK" for me to sneek away after Chrissy lunch at my house and go for a kite I promise I'll be back for dinner
NT
1117 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 9:49 am        Report Show Profile
... Well after a year of teaching your friends and family that every thing is D.O.W, you should be fine! Just go!!! No probs dude 'casue Christmas is D.O.W!!!
WA
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Posted 20/12/2011, 9:57 am        Report Show Profile
This was the subject of heated debate at my house last night. My advice - tread lightly around this one, gents.
WA
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Posted 20/12/2011, 9:58 am        Report Show Profile
It's not really 'sneaking away' when mum, dad and the two girls are seen screaming down the street in the Subaru before lunch is served simply cos the SB turned up early. But for me, the family lunch is on Xmas eve this year, so hoping I leave work on time at midday on Christmas Day I have about 6 hours up my sleeve for a 'quick' session before a bbq dinner, and the bbq start time is negotiable as everyone there kites too
NSW
1104 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 9:59 am        Report Show Profile
Christmas Day and New Years Day are the best days of the year to go for a surf, as far as crowds are concerned. As far as going for a kite, it all depends on the fun police.
NT
1117 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 10:03 am        Report Show Profile
Davidk said...
This was the subject of heated debate at my house last night. My advice - tread lightly around this one, gents.
... its taken a few years but I'm in the clear now, 'cause once the missus got into kiting too, she understands and 'cause she rules the roost, what she says goes, and she says I can go. Adopt the Depends On Wind now if you already haven't, and next year you'll have everyone trained. How good is it if there is wind on Christmas and you get in a stonking kite session, bloody brilliant I tell you! Way good advise Davidk BTW, tread lightly if your a 'newbie DOWer'! Cheers, Robbie
WA
1291 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 10:09 am        Report Show Profile
Like chris said although if your talking about just you all I can say is good luck with that but for me I will come in for lunch when I can smell the foods cooked or they start throwing empty prawn shells into the water
NT
1117 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 10:13 am        Report Show Profile
TurtleHunter said...
Like chris said although if your talking about just you all I can say is good luck with that but for me I will come in for lunch when I can smell the foods cooked or they start throwing empty prawn shells into the water
... tee hee, funny, that was us last year, me,mum, and son kiting while my other 2 daughters video'd us, while they eat prawns, and we were all alone with the beach to ourselves.
WA
179 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 10:36 am        Report Show Profile
The Missus just read this post,.... Delete, Delete !!!
NT
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Posted 20/12/2011, 10:45 am        Report Show Profile
... sorry dude, your on yer own now!!!!
WA
179 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 10:55 am        Report Show Profile
I've got it, "I'm just going to get some more ice from to servo dear" It can't fail, Unless she reads this post,...which she most definately will,...AH SH!T Delete, Delete !!!
WA
292 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 11:25 am        Report Show Profile
chrissy lunch becomes--->chrissy dinner----->becomes beer and chips............ well is does if your at corro's, mwhahahaha
QLD
949 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 12:03 pm        Report Show Profile
moons said...
Is it considered "OK" for me to sneek away after Chrissy lunch at my house and go for a kite I promise I'll be back for dinner
The real question is.... "Is it ok for social engagements to be made without considering the wind?" If it's windy and you don't kite, the same will be expected EVERY year! What next, birthdays, anniversaries?
WA
61 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 12:16 pm        Report Show Profile
moons said...
The Missus just read this post,.... Delete, Delete !!!
locate your balls Moons, I'd just go. no worries if i didnt have to work Christmas Day
QLD
326 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 12:48 pm        Report Show Profile
Edgeguts said...
locate your balls Moons, I'd just go. no worries if i didnt have to work Christmas Day
I see what you did there... Bloody work! sorry everybody I gotta go!
NSW
450 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 1:15 pm        Report Show Profile
WTF is wrong with men these days???? We sure got the wrong end of the feminist movement. Reclaim your testicles and TELL that b!tch you are going kiting, you will be home when you are good and done and there had better be a cold beer ready for you or...or you don't want to contemplate what will happen. Three questions. 1 Who is bigger and stronger 2 Who brings in most, if not all the money 3 Who is smarter Answer. You, the man Now go and reclaim what is yours. DO IT!!! And Puetz, my dear fellow;
Puetz said... 'cause she rules the roost, what she says goes, and she says I can go. Robbie
Aren't you 6'4", 120kg of croc infested water kiting, NT dwelling aussie manhood Part of me cried out 'NOOOOO' when I read that. As long as you believe it, it's true.
WA
179 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 2:01 pm        Report Show Profile
Wow, this post went sideways quick
QLD
134 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 2:31 pm        Report Show Profile
The man song http://www.youtube.com/v/Fj4vLZJhNEk&hl=en_GB&feature=player_embedded&version=3 Don't really know how to put up video but i think this works And yes i am going kiteing on christmas day because i want to and she said i could
WA
1244 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 3:22 pm        Report Show Profile
been kiting 4 days in a row now, and looks windy for the rest of the week. might be lucky to stay awake christmas day. a few light beers and an arvo siesta
NSW
3809 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 3:42 pm        Report Show Profile
One of the locals here, just had his misses say "I dont want to live my life around what the winds doing" He just saw his lawyer and is getting a divorceTrue story.
WA
189 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 3:50 pm        Report Show Profile
I'm doing it the sneaky way... It's nice weather guys! let's all go to the beach! You can go tanning and with the nice breeze you won't get too hot! What about you guys start building a sand castle while I go out flying a kite? Nice family christmas outing
WA
70 Posts
Posted 20/12/2011, 11:00 pm        Report Show Profile
Neptune said...
I'm doing it the sneaky way... It's nice weather guys! let's all go to the beach! You can go tanning and with the nice breeze you won't get too hot! What about you guys start building a sand castle while I go out flying a kite? Nice family christmas outing
haha thats only a little bit deceptive... xD "what do you mean your getting sand blasted"?! =P its only a light breeze...
WA
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Posted 20/12/2011, 11:11 pm        Report Show Profile
TurtleHunter said...
Like chris said although if your talking about just you all I can say is good luck with that but for me I will come in for lunch when I can smell the foods cooked or they start throwing empty prawn shells into the water
Going camping are we, ya flat water bandit.
NSW
2923 Posts
Posted 21/12/2011, 4:19 am        Report Show Profile
One thing is for sure is that wherever you are even if wind isn't forcast it WILL be windy and if you are into waves there WILL be epic swell .So how greatly do you value your nuts if you are a bloke and how many brownie point credits do you have and are prepared to spend .I know that despite another summer of infrequent wind ,lots of home time ,mown lawns time spent together walks at night etc I still have nowhere enough points in the bank to go out xmas day.
NSW
450 Posts
Posted 21/12/2011, 5:19 am        Report Show Profile
What's happened to men? There was a time, our kind was master of our destiny and our domain. From what I'm hearing here, most seem to be subservient, surrendering and submissive to 'she who must be obeyed ' IMO that's no way to live. Assert your rights my friends, speak your truth, raise your deep manly voice needed to reinforce your point, stamp your foot if you have to, withhold affection and sex from the beast, yes, believe me. Go look at your self in the mirror, see how big you are, practice saying this, "The wind is on, I'm going kiting." in an assertive tone. Now practice, practice, practice until it's as instinctive as your kite skills. No one can respect another who kisses their ass.
NSW
450 Posts
Posted 21/12/2011, 5:40 am        Report Show Profile
lotofwind said...
One of the locals here, just had his misses say "I dont want to live my life around what the winds doing" He just saw his lawyer and is getting a divorceTrue story.
Shake that mans hand for me. Bring back these good old days;
QLD
467 Posts
Posted 21/12/2011, 5:42 am        Report Show Profile
I have it all sorted, get them a nice present & you can pretty much do what you want...Oh & thanks Santa, this is just what I wanted.
NSW
2923 Posts
Posted 21/12/2011, 7:12 am        Report Show Profile
I have just discovered that my mother and my sister in laws new boyfriend will be at my mother in laws for xmas (A lethal cocktail) I now have been granted a leave pass no brownie points expended
QLD
809 Posts
Posted 21/12/2011, 7:27 am        Report Show Profile
Kite when you want, life is too short.
NSW
2923 Posts
Posted 21/12/2011, 9:24 am        Report Show Profile
Paul1 said...
Kite when you want, life is too short.
Are you married?
NSW
450 Posts
Posted 21/12/2011, 9:32 am        Report Show Profile
Mr float said...
I have just discovered that my mother and my sister in laws new boyfriend will be at my mother in laws for xmas (A lethal cocktail) I now have been granted a leave pass no brownie points expended
I want wind on christmas day almost as much for you as for me now Lach. I can't quite work out why, but the title 'sister in laws new boyfriend' sends a cold shiver up my spine, sending my sensors into full alert mode.
 
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