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kitecrazzzy


WA
Australia


2177 Posts

Posted 20/10/2005, 6:09 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
the grey nurse is considered harmless to humans, still that didnt stop me from swiming for the shoar at lightning speed

tobes


NSW
Australia


900 Posts

Posted 20/10/2005, 6:20 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
We kill around 8000 tonnes of them in Australia each year. They kill how many of us? Fair's fair! I think kiters are way more likely to kill themselves than be eaten.

Spacemonkey!


WA
Australia


2077 Posts

Posted 20/10/2005, 6:56 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
everyone knows the chances of being eaten, i am not worried about it really but this is how i look at it.
- kitesurfers are amognst the most frequent water users (inc chance)
- go out to deeper waters (inc chance)

The fact is that not that many people per year are actually that much i risk from being attacked compared to our total population. surfers are a lot more at risk admitably

i think people are just scared about the unknown, u cant tell me tobes u never ever think about sharks whilst ur kiteboarding.

waveslave


WA
Australia


2747 Posts

Posted 20/10/2005, 7:21 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You can never find a Thread Killer when you really need one.

Poor Relative, where are you ??

greenleader


QLD
Australia


3737 Posts

Posted 20/10/2005, 8:30 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


who farted?

tobes


NSW
Australia


900 Posts

Posted 20/10/2005, 9:22 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
yeah...that was me.....sorry

I do think about sharks when out the back for sure, there's a seal colony near here, and big Great Whites eatin em, but when I'm kiting, I'm in the air, going fast, sure maybe body drag (troll) for a while now n then, but when I'm scuba diving, swimming out into dark blue stuff sometimes spook myself.
I just think it's hilarious that guys are out kiting with their ZAPPERS, electrocuting themselves, getting SHOCKED when it seems no kiter has ever been taken by a shark. If that's what it takes to make you feel safe......
Maybe if I cut myself bad stacking on my board, body dragging, pissing blood everywhere, I might wish I had a zapper. Maybe I'll be the first kiter to get eaten? Only one way to find out.........

lovey


NSW
Australia


172 Posts

Posted 21/10/2005, 5:26 am        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=633

heres a shot of some of the crap we gotta put up with on the south coast...there's so many sharks here that we have to drag some of them out of the water to clear a spot to kite.

(And for those of you who are going to chastise me for dragging this poor little fishie around by the tail...i trod on a broken bottle or something two days later whilst kiting - and i'm out of the water for what looks like forever...karma, huh?)

puppetonastring


WA
Australia


1949 Posts

Posted 21/10/2005, 9:32 am        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lovey
...there's so many sharks here that we have to drag some of them out of the water to clear a spot to kite.

LMFAO - absolute classic

brooksy


VIC
Australia


438 Posts

Posted 21/10/2005, 12:22 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Check this out for all you people scared of "juvenile" sharks:
http://www.theage.com.au/news/World/Shark-had-whole-seal-in-stomach/2005/10/21/1129775940466.html

paulio


QLD
Australia


853 Posts

Posted 21/10/2005, 12:35 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
anyone offering any odds on Tobes be the first???

bondo


QLD
Australia


698 Posts

Posted 21/10/2005, 12:36 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by brooksy

Check this out for all you people scared of "juvenile" sharks:
http://www.theage.com.au/news/World/Shark-had-whole-seal-in-stomach/2005/10/21/1129775940466.html



bloody hell

Uber


NSW
Australia


482 Posts

Posted 21/10/2005, 1:25 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I wonder if Tobes is from SA? Odds are 1000-1 against(or is it "for")Before March 2006.

I sincerely hope not but if you Kite anywhere in SA your a crazy cat!!!

Uber


NSW
Australia


482 Posts

Posted 21/10/2005, 1:42 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Check this out!

http://www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=640

Spacemonkey!


WA
Australia


2077 Posts

Posted 21/10/2005, 1:45 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah SA is building a sharky reputation but i think u would be suprised by some of the good spots we have down here. I would definately say SA gets no coverage in the kiteboarding world. Theres kiters down here pulling all the moves, heaps of groms, maybe sometime someone will realise it is a great kiting spot.

Same temp as perth, but dont get those 30 knot seabreezes very often, we get nice 18-23.

brooksy


VIC
Australia


438 Posts

Posted 21/10/2005, 3:19 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Uber,
I heard that was actually a dolphin. By the shape of the fin, i'd agree. It's just the wave and shadows making it look bigger and more menacing.

Spacemonkey!


WA
Australia


2077 Posts

Posted 21/10/2005, 4:04 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
saw that massive shark on the news that swallowed the seal, channel 10.

jaws are worth $20,000
i know my new career path
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Spacemonkey!


WA
Australia


2077 Posts

Posted 22/10/2005, 5:44 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=646

see Uber nothing to fear (continuation on your photo notice same author, ave and dolphin )

nice spotting brooksy

lovey


NSW
Australia


172 Posts

Posted 23/10/2005, 6:08 am        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
hey tobes...one of the guys i work with said that half a seal was floating around the rocks at tuross last week!!

and as for only being worried about sharks if you were pissing blood - ask presto about my little incident at north last week...should have attracted every bitey for miles around.

Uber


NSW
Australia


482 Posts

Posted 23/10/2005, 7:40 am        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nice spotting guys! Still at first glance I would quietly be depositing darkies in my shorts. Also where there is dolphins I hear there are chompies too.

Uber


NSW
Australia


482 Posts

Posted 23/10/2005, 8:03 am        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Shark Funny!!! On the Lighter Side

http://www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=649

tobes


NSW
Australia


900 Posts

Posted 23/10/2005, 8:08 am        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
" Also where there is dolphins I hear there are chompies too."
What, in the sea?
Lovey, MAD photo! What the? That sounds **** about the gash, blood sure pisses out of yr feet doesn't it! High pressure! Gonna start wearing booties?
Yeah, we had a seal wash up last year with a chomp out of it about 50 cm wide.
Still reckon we're more likely to break our own necks getting lofted over carparks into powerlines and footy goalposts than getting munched.
I say make those ZAPPERS compulsory for any fraidy cats, you can all kite and ELECTROCUTE yourselves while the rest of us have fun!

tobes


NSW
Australia


900 Posts

Posted 23/10/2005, 8:12 am        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tobes

" Also where there is dolphins I hear there are chompies too."
What, in the sea?
Lovey, sounds like I've got some competition to be the first kiter eaten! MAD photo! What the? That sounds tihs about the gash, blood sure pisses out of yr feet doesn't it! High pressure! Gonna start wearing booties?
Yeah, we had a seal wash up last year with a chomp out of it about 50 cm wide.
Still reckon we're more likely to break our own necks getting lofted over carparks into powerlines and footy goalposts than getting munched.
I say make those ZAPPERS compulsory for any fraidy cats, you can all kite and ELECTROCUTE yourselves while the rest of us have fun!

wind dummy

WA
Australia


67 Posts

Posted 24/10/2005, 12:14 am        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have come to the conclusion( after several coronas ) that sharks are cool, they scare people, there good to spearfish, they keep the crowds down, rub their skin on your leg and it hurts like hell when you go kiting the next day, fish and chips, make good stories etc etc.
If you are scared of sharks better not go in the ocean.

Uber


NSW
Australia


482 Posts

Posted 24/10/2005, 7:57 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dear Wind Dummy,

RE: rub their skin on your leg and it hurts like hell when you go kiting the next day

Why, Would you rub shark skin on your leg? I dont get it? Im trying to keep the suckers away from me an your rubbing their skins on ur leg? I mean i dont care ur into that kinda stuff. But really why?

Hammerhead


NSW
Australia


116 Posts

Posted 25/10/2005, 5:42 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Who seen tonight's A Current Affair story on the Great Whites being caught on Stockton beach by the guys in 4WD's?

Now is anyone keen for that down winder from Birubi to Stockton? I know dachopper would be in it for sure, come on Nic what are you scared of, they were on Juveniles.

Maybe we could invent a new extreme extreme sport, Kite Game Fishing. Kite down Stockton beach with a hook and line attached to your harness, when you hook up head for shore and bring it in???

dachopper

NSW
Australia


955 Posts

Posted 26/10/2005, 4:34 am        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
they were on Juveniles.

... but im so little... they could still eat me whole :)
and i bet there must be a gang of parents hunting up and down , gathering food for their young...20 baby greats = 40 big parents.! = 60 greats alone

danza


NSW
Australia


367 Posts

Posted 26/10/2005, 6:51 am        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
UBER THIS IS FOR YOU A KITER WAS KITING OUT AT NOOSA DROPPED HIS KITE IN THE WATER AS THE WIND DROPPED OF, HAD TROUBLE RELAUNCHING WITH LACK OF WIND,AS HE WAS TRYING TO RELAUNCH A VERY BIG TIGER SHARK STARTED TO CIRCLE HIM, THE SURF RESCUE SPOTTED THE SHARK , THEY WENT OUT AND RESCUED HIM AND PULLED HIM OUT OF THE WATER JUST IN TIME.VERY LUCKY INDEED APPARENTLY HE IS THE OWNER OF THE KITE SHOP IN NOOSA.

stnkygoat


NSW
Australia


230 Posts

Posted 26/10/2005, 1:46 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hammerhead

Who seen tonight's A Current Affair story on the Great Whites being caught on Stockton beach by the guys in 4WD's?

Now is anyone keen for that down winder from Birubi to Stockton? I know dachopper would be in it for sure, come on Nic what are you scared of, they were on Juveniles.

Maybe we could invent a new extreme extreme sport, Kite Game Fishing. Kite down Stockton beach with a hook and line attached to your harness, when you hook up head for shore and bring it in???




The local govt just banned them from doing this, from the hunter river to hawks nest.

Billygoat

NSW
Australia


18 Posts

Posted 26/10/2005, 5:50 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Don't get to worried about the sharks when you kite at burubi or stocken beach guys . There is a much bigger menace that cruises that territory. Some of these way in at over two 2000kg and can been seen clocking speeds at over 100 kph. Yep, it's the 4WD. If your having a really bad day you may even get buzzed by one with a P-Plate on it . Scary stuff, lots of people hurt( some dead ) by these things on stocko. wrap up your lines.

Cheers

dachopper

NSW
Australia


955 Posts

Posted 26/10/2005, 6:49 pm        Report  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
good reason to go to nobbies... no 4wds, and no sharks!
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