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puppetonastring
WA
Australia
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Posted 08/12/2004, 11:04 am
   
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After considering the funny side of these 2 incidents this morning I thought this thread may make for some interesting reading 
whats yours 
YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED WHEN ...
... you twist your ankle on a loose brick and your 1st & only thought through that exruciating pain is "God I hope this gets better before the breeze kicks in"
... your neighbour rings to say your house alarm just went off and the panic subsides 2 seconds later when you realise you have all your kite gear with you in the car
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HungLong
WA
Australia
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Posted 08/12/2004, 11:38 am
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or you organise your work roster around the days forecast !
or you plan your next child during the off season !
yeah I'm addicted pitty the wife is'nt  |
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puppetonastring
WA
Australia
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Posted 08/12/2004, 11:47 am
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then theres this one that got a huge laugh on the beach a while back.
... the drop-dead gorgeous new blond in accounts asks you if you would like to join her for a drink after work and as you think of all those little green arrows you cant believe its your voice actually saying "Aargh sorry I'm a bit busy this avo" 
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poor relative
WA
Australia
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Posted 08/12/2004, 11:47 am
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you crash your car into a pole straining to look if anyone is out at your spot
first thing you do when you awake and at 10 min intervals following is check the wind
when the extent of your conversation is wind direction, recent moves and the best gear available on the market
family holidays are planned to kiting destinations during the on season
Yep i'm fully addicted but unfortunatly my wife isn't and am working on my daughter
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HungLong
WA
Australia
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Posted 08/12/2004, 11:52 am
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Originally posted by poor relative
working on my daughter
Me too, but she's only 2 1/2... |
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poor relative
WA
Australia
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Posted 08/12/2004, 12:14 pm
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mines only 3 3/4
had her surfing the boat wakes the other day on the river, great fun
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CarlBevo
WA
Australia
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Posted 08/12/2004, 1:12 pm
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| when you hit Seabreeze .com 300 times a day |
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graemeleeson
WA
United Arab Emirates
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Posted 08/12/2004, 1:31 pm
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| When you hit seebreeze .com 300 times a day, and you don't even live in oz |
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Adam Ratajewski
SA
Australia
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Posted 08/12/2004, 2:14 pm
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-you skip uni lectures when its windy, knowing that they are recorded and available on the net (sweet as)
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kiterdan
WA
Australia
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Posted 08/12/2004, 2:31 pm
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- you skip uni lectures when its windy knowing they arent recorded and arent available on the net
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poor relative
WA
Australia
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Posted 08/12/2004, 2:35 pm
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| you dont go to uni between oct and march |
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HungLong
WA
Australia
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Posted 08/12/2004, 3:04 pm
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| you never went to uni ! full stop !! |
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punchy
WA
Australia
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Posted 09/12/2004, 2:47 pm
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your off uni, taking a break from work, have all the gear in the car ready to and you are stuck at home waiting, watching fireaway for the 5000 time because there is no wind. is this huey's idea of a bad joke??? it is december isn't it?
bring on the wind or fireaway 2...whichever happens sooner |
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wdk
WA
Australia
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Posted 10/12/2004, 5:15 pm
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| you knock off work after a 12hour shift and drive 600ks to get home because tomorrows forcast looks good. |
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puppetonastring
WA
Australia
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laurie
WA
Australia
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Posted 13/12/2004, 3:13 pm
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| ..you're at a barbie/wedding/.. and you start to get "edgy" and have trouble focusing on conversations as you notice the leaves on trees start moving.. |
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djo
Switzerland
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Posted 13/12/2004, 3:49 pm
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You just moved to sunny Perth, have been out there kitesurfing more in 3 months than in a year in Europe, and still, everytime that arrow turns green, you just have to be out there. |
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GreenPat
WA
Australia
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Posted 13/12/2004, 7:02 pm
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You move all the way across the country, alone, to a place where you know barely anyone, and leave everything and everyone you've ever known behind: for better wind.
The Green Baron
Terror of the skies and vanquisher of poor spelling everywhere
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HungLong
WA
Australia
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Posted 13/12/2004, 8:01 pm
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Originally posted by laurie
..you're at a barbie/wedding/.. and you start to get "edgy" and have trouble focusing on conversations as you notice the leaves on trees start moving..
Oooooh yeah my wife hate's this one....
The Cat amongst the pigeons... |
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niall barrett
WA
Australia
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Posted 13/12/2004, 8:07 pm
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| ....when you are at your mate's stag and your asking the stripper where she got her interesting body jewellery because you can adapt it to a new quick release you've been working on !!! |
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GreenPat
WA
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Posted 13/12/2004, 8:21 pm
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Is that the same as being at a strip club and wondering if the strippers kiteboard to keep fit?
...and if so, where, and do they kiteboard nude?...
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Stewart
WA
Australia
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Posted 13/12/2004, 10:43 pm
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Or skipping the strip club completely because the wind maybe blowing a little bit, maybe...?
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finn mccool
WA
Australia
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Posted 14/12/2004, 11:29 pm
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Originally posted by niall barrett
....when you are at your mate's stag and your asking the stripper where she got her interesting body jewellery because you can adapt it to a new quick release you've been working on !!!
WOT A CRACKER 
Laffin my RRRs off here
I Like UR Stiall Niall
ROCK ON |
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punchy
WA
Australia
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Posted 15/12/2004, 7:58 am
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your girlfriend looks at you and states "its either me or kitesurfing" but before she has even finished the sentance your already half way out the door, gear in hand and thinking about those green arrows
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finn mccool
WA
Australia
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Posted 15/12/2004, 10:48 pm
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OK - bin thinkin all day of sumthin witty enuff to 'a-Niall-8' this 1.quote:
Originally posted by niall barrett
....when you are at your mate's stag and your asking the stripper where she got her interesting body jewellery because you can adapt it to a new quick release you've been working on !!!
I give up
Thats just 2 classic - the man with the funny spelt name wins
ROCK ON |
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seaDog
WA
Australia
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Posted 16/12/2004, 12:31 am
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Originally posted by finn mccool
OK - bin thinkin all day of sumthin witty enuff to 'a-Niall-8' this 1.quote:
Originally posted by niall barrett
....when you are at your mate's stag and your asking the stripper where she got her interesting body jewellery because you can adapt it to a new quick release you've been working on !!!
I give up
Thats just 2 classic - the man with the funny spelt name wins
ROCK ON
WAIT ... HOLD ON ... I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS A COMPETITION - IS THERE A PRIZE OR SOMETHING ???????? and did naill barrett win cause of what he said or because his names spelt funny!!!
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nonikkers
WA
Australia
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Posted 16/12/2004, 8:43 am
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.... when you are all hot and sweaty in bed with your man and you blurt out that you are so excited to be getting a new kite !!!
(sorry baby... but i KNOW you understand my excitement!)
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HungLong
WA
Australia
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Posted 16/12/2004, 12:17 pm
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get a room will ya!
and leave the curtins open... I like to watch !
The Cat amongst the pigeons... |
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nonikkers
WA
Australia
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Posted 16/12/2004, 1:45 pm
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hey hunglong??
what would happen to you if you did some 'kiting' talk in bed?? i think you would then have to change your name to hungshort |
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HungLong
WA
Australia
859 Posts |
Posted 16/12/2004, 2:11 pm
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my wife would kill me as she recons i'm way to addicted...
The Cat amongst the pigeons... |
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nonikkers
WA
Australia
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Posted 16/12/2004, 2:21 pm
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i knew that! i think thats why im the only girl here making such a comment and getting away with it!
but just for your own safety never never never talk 'kite' in bed... EVER! no exceptions
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