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QLD
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Posted 22/04/2012, 12:25 pm        Report Show Profile
LOOKING SURPRISED must be a bitch
Puetz said...
Kitepower Australia said...
Puetz said...
Kitepower Australia said...
Juddy said...
Kitepower Australia said...
Has anyone seen where I put the sauce bottle?
I've got chili, tomato & BBQ sauce...which one do you want?
Chilli please Also please note that baby seagulls do not have eyebrows...
... but if they don't have eyebrows,,, how will you know if they are angry???
This guy is seething with anger just after this photo was taken it pecked out the eyes of 10 bystanders, true story.
... and 'cause he has no eyebrows, you just can't see it, man he can pull off the perfect crime and get away with it!!!!
QLD
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Posted 22/04/2012, 12:33 pm        Report Show Profile
OH and CRACKLE Can we Have Crackle!!
eppo said...
joshy0184 said...
doggie said...
LostDog said...
Some contributers to this thread doubt that we will hit 10 pages... Epic Doubter! About the roasting of the elephant - anyone have any good ideas how to ensure the tusks are nice and soft, yet still a bit moist?
Steam them.
Thanks, I think I should be fine to use the bathtub at home to get that done. I feel proud to be one of the many contributers to this wonderful example of bull****e!
Just a piece of brilliance here, nice work. You could consider Austral ships building you the biggest rotisserie in the world. Sure to cook to a nice medium pink and transfer consistent heat across the tusks. Some alfoil would help retain the heat. I'm sure the graphic designer in someone here could prepare a picture of this...
WA
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Posted 22/04/2012, 2:34 pm        Report Show Profile
NSW
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Posted 22/04/2012, 3:20 pm        Report Show Profile
I wonder if she would like a Jatz Cracker with her coffee
NSW
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Posted 22/04/2012, 3:24 pm        Report Show Profile
We all just need to see this again.
tgladman said...
NSW
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Posted 22/04/2012, 4:15 pm        Report Show Profile
So wrong yet so right
NSW
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Posted 22/04/2012, 5:03 pm        Report Show Profile
NSW
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Posted 22/04/2012, 6:10 pm        Report Show Profile
tgladman said...
Wow,, and I thought my poo stance was bad.
QLD
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Posted 22/04/2012, 6:41 pm        Report Show Profile
Goooooooo 10!!!!!
QLD
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Posted 22/04/2012, 6:42 pm        Report Show Profile
Bugger
NSW
265 Posts
Posted 22/04/2012, 7:00 pm        Report Show Profile
Someone sucker punch her!
WA
243 Posts
Posted 22/04/2012, 7:32 pm        Report Show Profile
V for V@g!n@.... VA VA V@G!N@!!!
SA
522 Posts
Posted 22/04/2012, 8:18 pm        Report Show Profile
tgladman said...
Definitely a redhead, if you look closely you can see some curly ones.
WA
52 Posts
Posted 23/04/2012, 6:44 am        Report Show Profile
pueter66 said...
OH and CRACKLE Can we Have Crackle!!
eppo said...
joshy0184 said...
doggie said...
LostDog said...
Some contributers to this thread doubt that we will hit 10 pages... Epic Doubter! About the roasting of the elephant - anyone have any good ideas how to ensure the tusks are nice and soft, yet still a bit moist?
Steam them.
Thanks, I think I should be fine to use the bathtub at home to get that done. I feel proud to be one of the many contributers to this wonderful example of bull****e!
Just a piece of brilliance here, nice work. You could consider Austral ships building you the biggest rotisserie in the world. Sure to cook to a nice medium pink and transfer consistent heat across the tusks. Some alfoil would help retain the heat. I'm sure the graphic designer in someone here could prepare a picture of this...
Yeah bro, it's not a roast elephant if there ain't no elephant crackle!!
NSW
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Posted 23/04/2012, 7:43 am        Report Show Profile
joshy0184 said...
pueter66 said...
OH and CRACKLE Can we Have Crackle!!
eppo said...
joshy0184 said...
doggie said...
LostDog said...
Some contributers to this thread doubt that we will hit 10 pages... Epic Doubter! About the roasting of the elephant - anyone have any good ideas how to ensure the tusks are nice and soft, yet still a bit moist?
Steam them.
Thanks, I think I should be fine to use the bathtub at home to get that done. I feel proud to be one of the many contributers to this wonderful example of bull****e!
Just a piece of brilliance here, nice work. You could consider Austral ships building you the biggest rotisserie in the world. Sure to cook to a nice medium pink and transfer consistent heat across the tusks. Some alfoil would help retain the heat. I'm sure the graphic designer in someone here could prepare a picture of this...
Yeah bro, it's not a roast elephant if there ain't no elephant crackle!!
Its a quote thing...
WA
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Posted 23/04/2012, 7:53 am        Report Show Profile
I have found that African elephants give a better crackle than their Indian cousins. Althought harder to come by, it's worth the effort of ordering through a decent zoo near you. Remember to score the skin with an angle grinder at about 3" spacing. Also, leaving the beast to soak in a brine for about 24 hours helps to keep the meat moist.
WA
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Posted 23/04/2012, 9:41 am        Report Show Profile
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Posted 23/04/2012, 4:49 pm        Report Show Profile
^^^ Doggie-style
NSW
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Posted 23/04/2012, 7:12 pm        Report Show Profile
WA
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Posted 24/04/2012, 11:15 am        Report Show Profile
10?
QLD
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Posted 24/04/2012, 12:31 pm        Report Show Profile
page ten??
NSW
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Posted 24/04/2012, 12:49 pm        Report Show Profile
Oops Lord Howe Island Pole Dancer
NT
1112 Posts
Posted 24/04/2012, 1:05 pm        Report Show Profile
62Davo said...
Oops Lord Howe Island Pole Dancer
oh dear, that doesn't look fun!
NT
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Posted 24/04/2012, 1:06 pm        Report Show Profile
mitch88 said...
... some how, without eyebrows, he looks angry, how do they do it???
NT
1112 Posts
Posted 24/04/2012, 2:11 pm        Report Show Profile
tgladman said...
... oi, where'd the spoon go???
QLD
122 Posts
Posted 24/04/2012, 2:55 pm        Report Show Profile
Puetz said...
tgladman said...
... oi, where'd the spoon go???
Shes holding it with her breasts.
QLD
122 Posts
Posted 24/04/2012, 2:59 pm        Report Show Profile
pueter66 said...
Puetz said...
tgladman said...
... oi, where'd the spoon go???
Shes holding it with her breasts.And I have had coffee that bad as well
NSW
3806 Posts
Posted 24/04/2012, 4:13 pm        Report Show Profile
62Davo said...
Oops Lord Howe Island Pole Dancer
Im guessing the guy half way up the mast is scared of water or cant swim??
NSW
53 Posts
Posted 24/04/2012, 4:41 pm        Report Show Profile
This guy is Nobbs. He actually swam the rope out from the cruiser. He normally climbs palm trees but the mast was a bit more risky, about a metre of water below as the yatch as it rolled from side to side. There was a happy ending!
WA
15849 Posts
Posted 24/04/2012, 5:16 pm        Report Show Profile
 
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