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fingerbone
fingerbone
NSW
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19 May 2013 9:53am
Dry your kite in the shade....
zarb
zarb
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19 May 2013 10:15am
Can't help but feel that there is a tragic story behind this...
SaltySinus
SaltySinus
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19 May 2013 10:54am
Yeah, reminds me of a post I saw the other day:

TIP, don't use a cut throat razor to shape your unkempt bush.

ouch.
remo81
remo81
QLD
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19 May 2013 9:31pm
fingerbone said..

Dry your kite in the shade....


Get Lessons before you go out on your own. Oh and use a trainer kite first
suniboy21
suniboy21
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19 May 2013 11:22pm
Always check your lines before launching! Damn!
fingerbone
fingerbone
NSW
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20 May 2013 7:25am
Don't store your kite in a hot place. Eg car
roundguts
roundguts
NSW
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20 May 2013 11:05am
when it's wet don't bet
odds on look on
if you can't fight don't mess with other people's women
zarb
zarb
NSW
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NSW, 703 posts
20 May 2013 11:18am
Don't ask bi-curious friends to inspect your testes for suspicious lumps.
DEECEE
DEECEE
NSW
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20 May 2013 3:51pm
Don't spit out of the car window when the window is closed
Chris_M
Chris_M
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20 May 2013 3:56pm
If she has a visible moustache, there is hardly any chance she will have a brazilian
fingerbone
fingerbone
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21 May 2013 10:12pm
Dont spray aerogard on your meat and veg....
Dave Whettingsteel
Dave Whettingsteel
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21 May 2013 8:19pm
fingerbone said..

Don't store your kite in a hot place. Eg car


Ok I'll bite! What did you do, and what went wrong....?
Left your kite kite wet, in a car, on a hot day, both plugs in, it exploded and destroyed your car ?hahaha
Gateman
Gateman
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22 May 2013 7:58am
Old Japanese proverb:
The nail that sticks out, WILL get hammered!
Kazan
Kazan
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22 May 2013 2:30pm
Gateman said..

Old Japanese proverb:
The nail that sticks out, WILL get hammered!


But that's against kite surfing ettiquette (shoulders back, hips forward)?
Martyflyer
Martyflyer
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23 May 2013 11:04am
Dont scratch your balls after applying deep heat
Damian1242
Damian1242
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23 May 2013 9:18pm
Don't eat yellow snow..
TimboNbailey
TimboNbailey
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24 May 2013 8:27pm
Don't go to bed with an itchy bum....
Rails
Rails
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26 May 2013 9:27am
Don't piss into the wind
fingerbone
fingerbone
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27 May 2013 10:09pm
Life is short....smile while you still have teeth...
zarb
zarb
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28 May 2013 8:03am
This thread quickly got out of hand... Love it.
Prawnhead
Prawnhead
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28 May 2013 9:44am
zarb said..

This thread quickly got out of hand..is rather firmly in the hand....... Love it.



Gorgo
Gorgo
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28 May 2013 4:15pm
In the spirit of the thread, if you piss into the wind and get piss on your feet, it's windy. Rig a smaller kite.


An alternate tip, when winding or unwinding your lines pinch the 4 lines between your finger tips. This will line up the lines so you don't get twists or line overs.

When unwinding your lines, walk along the lines with the front lines between your legs and the back lines on the outside. Hold the lines stretched out straight in front of you. Again, this will line them up and avoid twists. As you walk, tease the lines out slightly to one side or the other as you go.

Do not grab them with both hands and pull them wide apart, they're lines, not legs. That just locks in twists (for lines and legs).
fingerbone
fingerbone
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28 May 2013 5:08pm
Gorgo said..


An alternate tip, when winding or unwinding your lines pinch the 4 lines between your finger tips. This will line up the lines so you don't get twists or line overs..


so when winding the lines up keep the lines separate between the fingers? Is this what you are saying? I would like to know a TIP on winding up the lines as every time I unwind them the ends are in such a mess it takes me 10 mins to straighten them out...

Cheers Billy.
Gorgo
Gorgo
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28 May 2013 5:48pm
fingerbone said..

...

so when winding the lines up keep the lines separate between the fingers? Is this what you are saying? I would like to know a TIP on winding up the lines as every time I unwind them the ends are in such a mess it takes me 10 mins to straighten them out...

Cheers Billy.


Nope. When winding up, get the lines started around the ends of the bar then put all 4 lines together and hold them pinched between the thumb and forefinger. The act of pinching them will arrange the lines flat and together between your fingers. Keep them pinched as you wind and the lines will align themselves together. Don't stress too much about trying to stop them moving around as long as they pinched mostly flat and fairly taut they will be fine.

The fundamental principle here is that lines that are taut and under tension cannot be tangled. You might get minor line overs but by keeping them aligned and under tension the line overs will easily come apart.

Wind the lines around the bar in a figure-8 pattern. The figure 8 avoids putting twists in the lines. Winding round and round puts in a twist for every turn. It's not a drama if you wind them round and round as long as you unwind them in the exact reverse of how you wound them on. You should stand a little away from your kite when winding so the lines come in straight. You want to avoid pulling loops of lines across each other.

When unwinding drop the line ends on the ground near your kite. It's better if you can tie them onto a foot strap so they're under tension, but it's not really important. Unwind the lines.

When you get to the end drop the bar on the ground. Pick up the lines and hold them in your left hand with the lines pinched between thumb and forefinger to hold them flat and aligned. Straddle the front lines with you feet on either side of the front lines and the back lines running around the outside of your legs (back line - leg - front lines - leg - back line )

With the hand pinching the lines, hold them out in front of you and walk back towards the kite. Tease the outer lines out with your free hand. Just gentle teases. Not big spreading sideways movements. Ripping the lines sideways just tightens up any twists or knots.

If the bunch of lines in front gets a bit tight try teasing out with the other hand. It's a bit like playing a fish, stretch out your hand in front, teas out a bit, walk forward. With a little practice you should be able to do it walking full speed or running.

You will get a bit of residual twisting when you get to the end. Just tease out each line individually and you're finished. I usually tease out the back lines and throw them on the ground to either side, then just drop the front lines in the middle. I connect from left to right.

Another thing to practice is what the climbers call rope management. It's what they do when preparing to belay someone. You put the ends of the lines out of the way then unwind the lines and drop them straight on the ground at your feet. As long as the loops of line land flat on top of each other you can easily wind them back onto the bar with no twists or tangles. If you move the pile of line on the ground and the loops get crossed then you're fu cked and you will end up with a bird's nest. If you can understand how it works then you will never get a serious tangle again.
zarb
zarb
NSW
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29 May 2013 8:34am
Yep that's a big thing I learnt from climbing. If your lines get tangled without the ends being involved, it means that you have bights of rope wrapped around each other. Don't try to untangle the mess by 'drawing' an line end back through the tangle, just look for bights of rope that you can dismantle and it will all fall apart like magic.
Gateman
Gateman
QLD
409 posts
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29 May 2013 9:45am
Don't allow the ends of your lines to flap around in the wind while you are winding or un winding them from the bar. This always causes tangles!
When setting up I place the ends of the lines behind the kite, out of the wind, so they don't blow around. (Could also put sand on them but I don't like sand in my larks head knot if possible)
Packing down, I wind the lines up while still attached to the kite and then disconnect them before winding the last couple meters.

Seldom spend more than 30seconds un tangling the ends.
suface2air
suface2air
QLD
701 posts
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30 May 2013 12:22pm
dont take lines off kite till you have most of line wound up on bar . With most kites now have a swivell on the front lines connect front lines on first then unravell lines off bar put bar down and walking back to kite front lines inbetween legs and steer lines out side . I find doing this keeps line tension on and is real easy to do .
Tommygun
Tommygun
NSW
26 posts
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30 May 2013 3:37pm
Keep a good eye out for big angry dark cloud's, seem to pay more attention on waves and not the sky, nearly had a shocker;)
Peterc150
Peterc150
VIC
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30 May 2013 5:48pm
Here are some collated tips: kitesurfing-handbook.peterskiteboarding.com/top-ten-tips/all-tips
NoBS
NoBS
WA
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31 May 2013 6:05am
If your willy starts to feel like its on fire then her personal hygiene is questionable
fingerbone
fingerbone
NSW
921 posts
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1 Jun 2013 9:47pm
A twinny fits in a wakeboard bag.
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