Hmmmm, not too many green thumbs at all for the soccer pic, so after much farting around, I'm giving it to Sausage for his 3 insightful observations of the female psyche.
1. They will always tell you what they've got planned, whereas you have to ask them for permission if you've got plans.
2. They tell you 1 hour before said event that you need to attend, whereas they need a minimum of 2 months notice if you've got plans.
3. When they say "Yes, you can go", they really only mean that up until an hour before, then it's "No you can't go"
Learn and understand these three things and life wont be a constant disappointment
- Lots of green thumbs and oh so true. (Sausage's "stool" one was pretty good too!)
Over to you Sausage
.....deja vu....?
