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Ok, Sorry for the false start. Have fun
and God bless America  |
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haven't I been here before?
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Ummm, has this one been done before?
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seem to remember it but may get some more good laughs
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(I also think we had this one a while ago)
Jesus always had an unfair advantage in the ancient running of the bulls
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knigit said...
Bull.....****!
White man might not be able to jump but who cares.............................................. we can walk on water!!!!!!!!
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With PETA having won the international right to let animals compete with humans at sporting events, Daisy was disappointed with her eighth place in the steeple chase at the Delhi Games.
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Watch out..... Bully flop
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knigit said...
The le mans start at the Cowaramup Ocean Classic was always a lively affair...
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knigit said...
Bull:If I ever catch you with your hands on my girlfriend's teats again you'll be mincemeat!
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On-the-spot testing for so-called "gender cheats" was becoming commonplace
..."Yep, this one's a girl, all right"
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Year after year the competition at the Boxing Day sales got tougher and tougher.
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I need to get to Hobart - Do you mind if I have a look at your map.
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knigit said...
Ok, Sorry for the false start. Have fun
Such a pity, I was just getting into the other one...
Just checking if she's a Tight End or a Wide Receiver...
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Windxtasy said...
knigit said...
Ok, Sorry for the false start. Have fun
Such a pity, I was just getting into the other one...
Just checking if she's a Tight End or a Wide Receiver...
nope...turns out she's the Hooker
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enforcing the no undie Monday rule seemed harsh...but fair 
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No your bum doesn't look big, in or out of those.
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sausage said...
I need to get to Hobart - Do you mind if I have a look at your map.
Looks like she'll get all the way to the antarctic circle from that angle 
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sailpilot said...
sausage said...
I need to get to Hobart - Do you mind if I have a look at your map.
Looks like she'll get all the way to the antarctic circle from that angle
I was going to allude to the fact she had found the map of New Zealand at the back but thought that too politically sensitive
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the camel toe shanghai was aways a popular if not questionable tackle.
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Ref ruled no ball(s)
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Damn, I wish you'd wipe before coming out and playing
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sausage said...
I need to get to Hobart - Do you mind if I have a look at your map.
"Sorry, I only have the road to Bernie"
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PAPER HEADLINE
"Richiefishes" releases his 2000 range sending fans into chaos!@!!!!!
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knigit said...
Sports fan in the grandstand: "see I told you that was the Brazilian team..."
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They already had plenty of potential referees for bikini grid iron .......... but applications just went up another 300%
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Greta was sacked from the new gameshow "Wedgie Wars" after she got the whole concept arse-about
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Prime-time TV ads for tampon companies are just getting plain stupid
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The concept would have been successful - if only the blokes didn't do the cheerleading at halftime.
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once a jelly wrestler, always a jelly wrestler!
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