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Caption Comp 201

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Created by lotofwind > 9 months ago, 26 Sep 2011
elmo
WA, 8659 posts
27 Sep 2011 11:40AM
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The Kiwi's will do the Haka for anybody

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
27 Sep 2011 12:45PM
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Kiter Joe called a meeting with the full COS and demonstrated that teabagging wearing his full kit and a man bra, was not a risky activity!
The councillors stayed poker faced!

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
27 Sep 2011 12:50PM
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Something in the way she mooooos
attracts me like no udder lover

(sorry george)

sick_em_rex
NSW, 1598 posts
27 Sep 2011 2:55PM
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lotofwind said...






"Got Milk?"

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
27 Sep 2011 3:29PM
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They're never gonna get twenty five litres a day out of those little things.
My guess is she will be on the next truck to the saleyard.

albers
NSW, 1737 posts
27 Sep 2011 6:33PM
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Cow: "So that's what Homer Simpson looks like in the flesh!"

Hint: Google "naked woman looks like Homer Simpson"

MikeyS
VIC, 1506 posts
27 Sep 2011 7:40PM
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Don't be jealous , girls. They may be perky, but she'll never survive Boris from caption comp. 199's annual examination.

Hellemam
WA, 45 posts
27 Sep 2011 5:57PM
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Talula practised each day for the WoopWoop Tit-a-Liscious competition in front of her bovine judging panel. The fact that she never scored more than a 5 in front of her uddered friends never stopped her.

Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
27 Sep 2011 8:01PM
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You idiot! the stud farm is the next paddock over.





Stuthepirate
SA, 3589 posts
27 Sep 2011 10:16PM
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Don't know about you guys but after seeing that, those indonesian slaughter houses don't look to bad

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
28 Sep 2011 11:21AM
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Select to expand quote
hey girls this is what you call "pasteuize"








sboardcrazy
NSW, 7916 posts
28 Sep 2011 12:31PM
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So far Carantoc is in the lead with 6 replies, Mark Australia & Elmo tied with 5
Cripes I must be bored to bother counting replies....I'm stuck on a portrait..not sure what to do next and needed a break..

albers
NSW, 1737 posts
28 Sep 2011 1:18PM
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sboardcrazy said...

So far Carantoc is in the lead with 6 replies, Mark Australia & Elmo tied with 5
Cripes I must be bored to bother counting replies....I'm stuck on a portrait..not sure what to do next and needed a break..


Hey SBC, you only need one to win, so why not throw your hat in the ring!

Windxtasy
WA, 4013 posts
28 Sep 2011 11:53AM
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Hayley's new tatt: "Eat more beef" had the locals a little worried.

decrepit
WA, 11828 posts
28 Sep 2011 12:34PM
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Haley's attempt at a "humorous nursery rhyme" illustration was way off.
Not only had she not figured out how to get the cow to jump over her, it was her bum she was supposed to flash, not her boobs!!

neilw
WA, 134 posts
28 Sep 2011 1:00PM
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Only two????? Where's the udder ones gone.

neilw
WA, 134 posts
28 Sep 2011 1:04PM
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Them there ain't no titties.


These are titties



sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
28 Sep 2011 3:09PM
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Hey if you guys find my arse I'll promise not to flash you anymore.

elmo
WA, 8659 posts
28 Sep 2011 1:13PM
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sboardcrazy said...

So far Carantoc is in the lead with 6 replies, Mark Australia & Elmo tied with 5
Cripes I must be bored to bother counting replies....I'm stuck on a portrait..not sure what to do next and needed a break..


(.)(.)

sboardcrazy
NSW, 7916 posts
28 Sep 2011 4:12PM
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albers said...

sboardcrazy said...

So far Carantoc is in the lead with 6 replies, Mark Australia & Elmo tied with 5
Cripes I must be bored to bother counting replies....I'm stuck on a portrait..not sure what to do next and needed a break..


Hey SBC, you only need one to win, so why not throw your hat in the ring!



Someone already said mine..[}:)]but I'll rephrase it

'Their can't compare to ours dear!'

RRamjet
QLD, 43 posts
29 Sep 2011 1:45AM
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Cow 1 " I hear in the dairy she is the farmers other half"
Cow 2 " Yeah, looks like she's a little jealous"
Cow 1 " Why's that then?"
Cow 2 " You would too if he likes to fondles us twice a day"

Carantoc
WA, 6322 posts
29 Sep 2011 8:57AM
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sboardcrazy said...

So far Carantoc is in the lead with 6 replies, Mark Australia & Elmo tied with 5
Cripes I must be bored to bother counting replies....I'm stuck on a portrait..not sure what to do next and needed a break..


'Quantity not quality' is my motto

(so said one cow to the next)

albers
NSW, 1737 posts
29 Sep 2011 11:10AM
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Carantoc said...

'Quantity not quality' is my motto



Also stated as "Never mind the quality, feel the width!"

lotofwind
NSW, 6450 posts
30 Sep 2011 5:40PM
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I think the comp has done all it can do so gunna call it later tonight.

Mark _australia
WA, 22089 posts
30 Sep 2011 5:19PM
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lotofwind said...






Twin airbags.

Just what you need when confronting cows on the road.

Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
30 Sep 2011 5:25PM
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Mark _australia said...

lotofwind said...






Twin airbags.

Just what you need when confronting cows on the road.


But no rear or side impact protection I can see?

Mark _australia
WA, 22089 posts
30 Sep 2011 5:33PM
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Chris6791 said...

Mark _australia said...

lotofwind said...





Twin airbags.

Just what you need when confronting cows on the road.


But no rear or side impact protection I can see?


Yes noiice

lotofwind
NSW, 6450 posts
30 Sep 2011 9:55PM
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OK,,,time to call it.

The one that made me spurt beer out of my nose all over my keyboard was from that little furry critter named elmo
with the comment of....

The crowd waited in anticipation as Bill the Bull snuck up behind his latest fancy

He He Haaaaa



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