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Author Caption Comp 239
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NSW
563 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 11:04 am        Report Show Profile
WA
782 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 12:49 pm        Report Show Profile
in a red neck voice "Those boys on tv hunten gators in a boat are pusseeeess, we do it proplee down ere, all you do is dangle ur feet feet over the side and BBOOOMMM, you got urself a gator"
WA
10476 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 12:57 pm        Report Show Profile
Hey y'all it was all wild-like out there in them swamps today, since them kitesurf folk arrived its a bit extreme on mah lawn chair
QLD
1288 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 1:19 pm        Report Show Profile
PhilSWR said...
Captain Emad
SA
South Sandwich Islands
2423 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 1:25 pm        Report Show Profile
PhilSWR said...
people smugglers have resorted to one person craft to avoid detection
WA
10476 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 1:31 pm        Report Show Profile
Yeah keep filmin' I'm gonna do the rapids in a minute
WA
2678 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 1:52 pm        Report Show Profile
It's the ultimate get away... No phone, no computer, no TV, no room for the wife and kids...
WA
6746 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 2:29 pm        Report Show Profile
Danny Deckchair before he got over his fear of heights
ACT
1924 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 4:07 pm        Report Show Profile
"hot dang, no more sitting on the dirt at the drive in"
WA
2678 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 4:24 pm        Report Show Profile
IT's great luv, but you didn't leave room for the beer fridge...
WA
6746 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 5:09 pm        Report Show Profile
Where's the toilet paper?
QLD
4374 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 5:21 pm        Report Show Profile
Eugenes submission to the IOC for a one design Olympic class race board.
QLD
3182 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 6:04 pm        Report Show Profile
Sh1t dang Mary-Lou, I left the vent screw at home again.
QLD
3182 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 6:05 pm        Report Show Profile
Seat harness - redneck style.
WA
10476 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 6:43 pm        Report Show Profile
Cletus had heard about them 'metrosexual' folks and was happy with pink floats
Ireland
716 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 6:51 pm        Report Show Profile
"Yuh, I got the sleepers from that railroad track back thereaways - you know, where that train crashed yesterday."
WA
10476 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 7:07 pm        Report Show Profile
Baby you should see her go with 2 car batteries
NSW
1546 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 7:09 pm        Report Show Profile
Exclusive pictures have been found of the BCF 'nice chair' research department
NSW
1546 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 7:11 pm        Report Show Profile
You wouldn't believe what I just saw back over there - some joker has taken the wheels off his skateboard and tied himself to a giant kite. What will people think of next.
NSW
1546 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 7:14 pm        Report Show Profile
I'ms gonna sneak up on thats duck over there and haves me some duck fur dinna. I's put this patch on mes left eye so the ducks gunna think I am a pirate Aww no I just pist myself
VIC
136 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 7:34 pm        Report Show Profile
Hey MTV please Pimp My Ride.
NSW
574 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 7:44 pm        Report Show Profile
"Of course she's seaworthy - who do you think pulled Laird Hamilton onto his first big wave ride at Jaw's back in the 90s!"
New Caledonia
971 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 7:53 pm        Report Show Profile
Yep, that's a duck behind me....
VIC
1281 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 8:41 pm        Report Show Profile
To max my top end, I think I might go high tech and add some cut outs to the under side.
NSW
563 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 9:40 pm        Report Show Profile

Cletus prepairs to make history, being the first redneck to cross the Atlantic ocean. (In your best redneck voice) "Dis one just da pro-toe-type, the ones I's crossin' in got 5 fence palins, two stolen batteries and a blue chair..."
WA
10476 Posts
Posted 09/06/2012, 11:33 pm        Report Show Profile
So far only me an Billy-Joe and some others upstate got one, but we just got our own Olymic class y'all wooo weeeee
ACT
1924 Posts
Posted 10/06/2012, 12:12 pm        Report Show Profile
" excuse ma sir but do n you have any of them weed fini things ya all use on them fridge doors wit sails spare?"
WA
636 Posts
Posted 10/06/2012, 12:58 pm        Report Show Profile
PhilSWR said...
You say wun more thing about muy boat and I'll punch you in the head with this here fist
WA
10476 Posts
Posted 10/06/2012, 1:18 pm        Report Show Profile
Yeah y'all heard right - I'm going around tha world orn it. Darn tootin I am! Like that Jessica girl did, and I will go riiigght around thataways, and then she will be mah girlfrehhhnd.
WA
921 Posts
Posted 10/06/2012, 4:16 pm        Report Show Profile
Yep, this is my new twin hull Shark Cat, doesn't quite look like the photo on eBay. I shall christen her "Double Penertration".
QLD
705 Posts
Posted 10/06/2012, 8:09 pm        Report Show Profile
And on relly hot days in da swamp we can turn the buzzy thing upside down and make a sweet ol lectric fan bro
 
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