"Those boys on tv hunten gators in a boat are pusseeeess, we do it proplee down ere, all you do is dangle ur feet feet over the side and BBOOOMMM, you got urself a gator"
You wouldn't believe what I just saw back over there - some joker has taken the wheels off his skateboard and tied himself to a giant kite. What will people think of next.
Yeah y'all heard right - I'm going around tha world orn it. Darn tootin I am! Like that Jessica girl did, and I will go riiigght around thataways, and then she will be mah girlfrehhhnd.