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PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
9 Jun 2012 1:04pm


jsnfok
jsnfok
WA
899 posts
WA, 899 posts
9 Jun 2012 12:49pm
in a red neck voice

"Those boys on tv hunten gators in a boat are pusseeeess, we do it proplee down ere, all you do is dangle ur feet feet over the side and BBOOOMMM, you got urself a gator"

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
9 Jun 2012 12:57pm
Hey y'all it was all wild-like out there in them swamps today, since them kitesurf folk arrived its a bit extreme on mah lawn chair
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
9 Jun 2012 3:19pm
PhilSWR said...






Captain Emad
choco
choco
SA
4186 posts
SA, 4186 posts
9 Jun 2012 2:55pm
PhilSWR said...






people smugglers have resorted to one person craft to avoid detection
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
9 Jun 2012 1:31pm
Yeah keep filmin' I'm gonna do the rapids in a minute
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
9 Jun 2012 1:52pm


It's the ultimate get away...
No phone, no computer, no TV,
no room for the wife and kids...
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
9 Jun 2012 2:29pm
Danny Deckchair before he got over his fear of heights
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
9 Jun 2012 6:07pm
"hot dang, no more sitting on the dirt at the drive in"
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
9 Jun 2012 4:24pm


IT's great luv, but you didn't leave room for the beer fridge...
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
9 Jun 2012 5:09pm
Where's the toilet paper?
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
9 Jun 2012 7:21pm
Eugenes submission to the IOC for a one design Olympic class race board.

sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
9 Jun 2012 8:04pm
Sh1t dang Mary-Lou, I left the vent screw at home again.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
9 Jun 2012 8:05pm
Seat harness - redneck style.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
9 Jun 2012 6:43pm
Cletus had heard about them 'metrosexual' folks and was happy with pink floats
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
9 Jun 2012 6:51pm



"Yuh, I got the sleepers from that railroad track back thereaways - you know, where that train crashed yesterday."
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
9 Jun 2012 7:07pm
Baby you should see her go with 2 car batteries
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7283 posts
WA, 7283 posts
9 Jun 2012 7:09pm
Exclusive pictures have been found of the BCF 'nice chair' research department
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7283 posts
WA, 7283 posts
9 Jun 2012 7:11pm
You wouldn't believe what I just saw back over there - some joker has taken the wheels off his skateboard and tied himself to a giant kite. What will people think of next.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7283 posts
WA, 7283 posts
9 Jun 2012 7:14pm
I'ms gonna sneak up on thats duck over there and haves me some duck fur dinna.

I's put this patch on mes left eye so the ducks gunna think I am a pirate

Aww no I just pist myself
Davage
Davage
VIC
182 posts
VIC, 182 posts
9 Jun 2012 9:34pm
Hey MTV please Pimp My Ride.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
9 Jun 2012 9:44pm


"Of course she's seaworthy - who do you think pulled Laird Hamilton onto his first big wave ride at Jaw's back in the 90s!"
seanhogan
seanhogan
QLD
3424 posts
QLD, 3424 posts
9 Jun 2012 9:53pm
Yep, that's a duck behind me....
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
9 Jun 2012 10:41pm


To max my top end, I think I might go high tech and add some cut outs to the under side.
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
9 Jun 2012 11:40pm







Cletus prepairs to make history, being the first redneck to cross the Atlantic ocean.

(In your best redneck voice) "Dis one just da pro-toe-type, the ones I's crossin' in got 5 fence palins, two stolen batteries and a blue chair..."

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
9 Jun 2012 11:33pm
So far only me an Billy-Joe and some others upstate got one, but we just got our own Olymic class y'all
wooo weeeee


hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
10 Jun 2012 2:12pm
" excuse ma sir but do n you have any of them weed fini things
ya all use on them fridge doors wit sails spare?"

gazza
gazza
WA
647 posts
WA, 647 posts
10 Jun 2012 12:58pm
PhilSWR said...






You say wun more thing about muy boat and I'll punch you in the head with this here fist
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
10 Jun 2012 1:18pm
Yeah y'all heard right - I'm going around tha world orn it. Darn tootin I am!
Like that Jessica girl did, and I will go riiigght around thataways, and then she will be mah girlfrehhhnd.

Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
10 Jun 2012 4:16pm
Yep, this is my new twin hull Shark Cat, doesn't quite look like the photo on eBay.
I shall christen her "Double Penertration".
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
QLD, 787 posts
10 Jun 2012 10:09pm
And on relly hot days in da swamp we can turn the buzzy thing upside down and make a sweet ol lectric fan bro
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