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in a red neck voice
"Those boys on tv hunten gators in a boat are pusseeeess, we do it proplee down ere, all you do is dangle ur feet feet over the side and BBOOOMMM, you got urself a gator"
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Hey y'all it was all wild-like out there in them swamps today, since them kitesurf folk arrived its a bit extreme on mah lawn chair
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PhilSWR said...
Captain Emad
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SA South Sandwich Islands
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PhilSWR said...
people smugglers have resorted to one person craft to avoid detection
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Yeah keep filmin' I'm gonna do the rapids in a minute
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It's the ultimate get away...
No phone, no computer, no TV,
no room for the wife and kids...
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Danny Deckchair before he got over his fear of heights
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"hot dang, no more sitting on the dirt at the drive in"
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IT's great luv, but you didn't leave room for the beer fridge...
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Where's the toilet paper?
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Eugenes submission to the IOC for a one design Olympic class race board.
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Sh1t dang Mary-Lou, I left the vent screw at home again.
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Seat harness - redneck style.
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Cletus had heard about them 'metrosexual' folks and was happy with pink floats
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"Yuh, I got the sleepers from that railroad track back thereaways - you know, where that train crashed yesterday."
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Baby you should see her go with 2 car batteries
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Exclusive pictures have been found of the BCF 'nice chair' research department
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You wouldn't believe what I just saw back over there - some joker has taken the wheels off his skateboard and tied himself to a giant kite. What will people think of next.
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I'ms gonna sneak up on thats duck over there and haves me some duck fur dinna.
I's put this patch on mes left eye so the ducks gunna think I am a pirate
Aww no I just pist myself
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Hey MTV please Pimp My Ride.
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"Of course she's seaworthy - who do you think pulled Laird Hamilton onto his first big wave ride at Jaw's back in the 90s!"
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Yep, that's a duck behind me....
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To max my top end, I think I might go high tech and add some cut outs to the under side.
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Cletus prepairs to make history, being the first redneck to cross the Atlantic ocean.
(In your best redneck voice) "Dis one just da pro-toe-type, the ones I's crossin' in got 5 fence palins, two stolen batteries and a blue chair..."
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So far only me an Billy-Joe and some others upstate got one, but we just got our own Olymic class y'all
wooo weeeee
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" excuse ma sir but do n you have any of them weed fini things
ya all use on them fridge doors wit sails spare?"
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PhilSWR said...
You say wun more thing about muy boat and I'll punch you in the head with this here fist
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Yeah y'all heard right - I'm going around tha world orn it. Darn tootin I am!
Like that Jessica girl did, and I will go riiigght around thataways, and then she will be mah girlfrehhhnd.
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Yep, this is my new twin hull Shark Cat, doesn't quite look like the photo on eBay.
I shall christen her "Double Penertration".
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And on relly hot days in da swamp we can turn the buzzy thing upside down and make a sweet ol lectric fan bro
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