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Its tough finding a Pic
Left it to my 13yo son to find something while I went windsurfing at Lake Illawarra
This is what he came up with.
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Babies got Back
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Woa there, hang on, I only want my wall nuts cracked not ground
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two small breasts, two extra large thighs and a big red box, mmmmmmmmmm KFC  |
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After meeting Julia, President Obama realised that whilst he may have influence in most of the world, the Australian Prime Minister is certainly big down under.
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Wooooah Julia, I am pretty sure that device from Seabreeze Caption Comp 244 is supposed to go in the other end
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I see - that is where you got Kevin, right there, just below the shoulder blades, smack bang in the middle
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arrrgh well, here we go again. I gots to listen to another droanful speech by another B list leader.
Bet she goes on about 'we're not in recession, we didn't go pop, nah nah na-nah nah' or some such crap again.
I suppose I'll just have to smile and pretend like I give a ****.
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Mmmmm..... that reminds me, I must visit the Australian outback sometime.
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.... and we thought Bush was out of control
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...and the picture did little to quell the rumours, yes apparently Obama was bi-lateral curious...
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Obama thinking....
"Note to self:
.....no matter how much I'm thinking it.....
.....I mustn't call her Ronald McDonald!"
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..... " dang , I could use that thang as a Garbage Barge in New York it's that big "
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how does a homosexual and a lesbian manage to walk onto a stage whilst still remaining in a closet...?
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" Goddamn girl , is yo'all carbon tax large enough to cover that thang?"
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"Yes Julia, I reside in our nations capital, the White House in Washington DC...
...and tell me, where do you call home?"
"...Altona"
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"Dem's good child-bearing hips, mama - Let's unite our two country's"
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Yo homes check dis out.
this bitch got cankles y'all
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Obama: "After what she did to Kevin, there's no way I'll let her get behind me"
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Now that's a white chick with a proper booty, this brotha could get buy wid dat.
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Should I tell her about the toilet paper I can see?
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"So let me get this straight, you put a carbon tax on large factorys emitting toxic gas, right? So is this thing exempt?"
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Obama you are making moi noivous when you hum that Sir Mixalot song behoind moi
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Joolia shows Obama where she sequesters the country's carbon.
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Did somebody step on a duck?
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Julia: "Follow me big-boy...and no, I'm not wearing any knickers"
Obama: "I think I just vomited in my mouth."
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That awkward moment when you realise there is a white elephant in the room
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So here we have it: the most powerful man in the world - and the front for the most powerful man in Australia.
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I wonder if this one will spit, swallow or gargle?
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Obama: "Geez, I can see why Clinton hit up the intern for a bit..."
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Sheeee-it Barry could go Lewinsky all over dat, dis brudda got a little jungle fevah, gotta talk to my peeps bout settin' it up fo latah, mu****kah be chillin' in mah room latah wid a bottle a Cristal. Gonna make it rain biotch, word.
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