Red30 this is Green20 , request adjust fire, out
Grid MikeSierra 385 627, over
Two trolls and one company of kiters in the open, over. Suggest rubber bullets and plasticine charge
Shot out, thankyou.
(No!!......... shhhh !!! just pretend, there are girls watching. Geez....)
"Yeah, man! There was, like, this 9-year old girl, right. Yeah, man, no sh!t. She clean near blew my head off with that Uzi. Yeah! Haha you're right, plastic craniums rock!"
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No. 351...Here we go...
The giant put a firecracker between my legs but I got away. The rest of the guys got melted by a huge magnifying glass !
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Greenleader, Greenleader. Come in Greenleader. I think my cover has been blown.
Code Red, I repeat, Code Red, he's out on his hollow Mistral.
I've been telling you, it's that f$%king drunk guy at the factory who molds the guns.
I need to tell the management something, I was supposed to be a sex toy, not a freaking soldier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi just ringing about the coupe for sale...Select to expand quoteCambodge said..
No. 351...Here we go...
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"I'm in the subway now. There's Sarin nerve gas everywhere! I'll load the bodies onto the escalator - make sure there's someone taking them away at the top!"
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"Look out girl, there's a guy over there on the phone wearing panty-hose."
Then he said "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" and he gave me the finger.
... I think I caught something from him.
[This one's for those of you who grew up in the UK in the 70s and 80s...For the rest of you this'll make no sense whatsoever!]
The Green Cross Man (i.e. teaching kids how to cross the road)
With the recent raising of the terrorism threat OH&S deemed the Green Cross Man's 70s superhero outfit insufficient and his employer called him on his street corner to confirm yet again that "Yes, the new body armour and weapons are indeed necessary to ensure kids can cross the road safely. And, yes, the inflatable M16 carry case is part of the safety campaign - remember we want the kids to 'be alert, but not alarmed'"
Buzz and Woody got all the real action, but somebody had to do the phone sex lines when the batteries ran out
Hello, is that Severne Australia ?
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Yes, well I would like to pre-order a quiver of Reflex6's. Could you tell me what colour they come in ?
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Well, yes actually I do believe it is relevant. For personal reasons the colour of my sails is quite important to me
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No. 351...Here we go...
Hey Doc, It's Jeff, you know how i wanted those Fake bum cheek and chest implants? I think we need a little chat..
"Hi boss. The girls aren't happy. They tell me they wanted their love warrior to have a purple helmet"
Select to expand quoteRichiefish said..Cambodge said..
No. 351...Here we go...
The giant put a firecracker between my legs but I got away. The rest of the guys got melted by a huge magnifying glass !
I'm calling it... And the winner is Richiefish : )
Select to expand quoteCambodge said..Richiefish said..Cambodge said..
No. 351...Here we go...
The giant put a firecracker between my legs but I got away. The rest of the guys got melted by a huge magnifying glass !
I'm calling it... And the winner is Richiefish : )
Allrighty then. I say lets get back to the origins of the caption competition.
