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Author Caption Comp >>> 219
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6657 Posts
Posted 31/01/2012, 8:12 pm        Report Show Profile
Thought I'd keep it Windie Kosher - all yours folks!
QLD
8801 Posts
Posted 31/01/2012, 8:32 pm        Report Show Profile
i miss being a windsurfing instructor
WA
5032 Posts
Posted 31/01/2012, 8:49 pm        Report Show Profile
No your bum doesn't look fat in that, but I'm not sure about those boots!
WA
6723 Posts
Posted 31/01/2012, 9:43 pm        Report Show Profile
Holy sh1t, there's a c0ck down there!
WA
918 Posts
Posted 31/01/2012, 9:46 pm        Report Show Profile
This movie just never stops giving, is there anything it can't answer!
WA
1591 Posts
Posted 31/01/2012, 10:00 pm        Report Show Profile
Damn my knee hurts. why did i have to kick that kiteboarder in the head for? Oh,thats right, he's a kiteboarder.
QLD
8801 Posts
Posted 31/01/2012, 10:06 pm        Report Show Profile
it took me a while but finally i noticed he has her doing it sailing backwards.
368 Posts
Posted 31/01/2012, 10:19 pm        Report Show Profile
Gestalt said...
it took me a while but finally i noticed he has her sailing backwards.
Lessons in Wind surfing doggie style!!
WA
10371 Posts
Posted 31/01/2012, 10:30 pm        Report Show Profile
The first sign windsurfers are heterosexual - instructors who don't notice she is trying to sail backwards. On on the sand... Or wearing booties....
Kazakhstan
2662 Posts
Posted 31/01/2012, 10:53 pm        Report Show Profile
Get rid of that seaweed it might get caught in my teeef later on \nOn/
NSW
320 Posts
Posted 31/01/2012, 10:58 pm        Report Show Profile
INSTRUCTOR- I'll just pull on this little string,I think we need some downhaul.
NSW
320 Posts
Posted 31/01/2012, 11:06 pm        Report Show Profile
Is the caption comp sponsored by Hot Sails Maui? The last 2 have featured their sails!
NSW
567 Posts
Posted 01/02/2012, 5:52 am        Report Show Profile
Now I've covered your left hand with mine, and I'll just step around you from behind so I can cover your right hand with my right hand. If you feel a sharp stabbing pain, then you know your doing well.
QLD
4348 Posts
Posted 01/02/2012, 7:13 am        Report Show Profile
Okay. Now keep jumping up till you can hook in to the harness lines.
NSW
1531 Posts
Posted 01/02/2012, 7:46 am        Report Show Profile
After a few too many beers Flipper confused Seabreeze.com.au, e-Harmony.com and Ancestry.com. Later that day he found himself on a windsurfing date with his mother.
WA
6723 Posts
Posted 01/02/2012, 9:06 am        Report Show Profile
It's just a jump to the left....
NSW
436 Posts
Posted 01/02/2012, 12:45 pm        Report Show Profile

Yes that's it, just keep on looking in that direction....uhuh, yup you're doing fine, nice, now keep on looking, yup you're doing fine...very very fine indeed...no no keep on looking! Yes very nice...
ACT
1923 Posts
Posted 02/02/2012, 6:25 am        Report Show Profile
"when you said my valentine's day present was 3 pole dancing lessons i didn't realise this is what you meant "
NSW
1531 Posts
Posted 02/02/2012, 12:01 pm        Report Show Profile
Lotofwind once tried windsurfing. 'Nope, I just don't get it' he said 'Look - there is no dingle-dangle' 'I am going back to teabaggin' with the boys, at least you get to see lots of dingle-dangles. I like dingle-dangles'.
ACT
1923 Posts
Posted 02/02/2012, 12:19 pm        Report Show Profile
"look over your shoulder ,hard left then hard right,and thats how you reverse park it at the marina"
QLD
917 Posts
Posted 02/02/2012, 8:53 pm        Report Show Profile
The windsurfing instructors in Thailand had to check and double check before they asked a local out for drinks, just to be sure......
6657 Posts
Posted 06/02/2012, 7:48 pm        Report Show Profile
Time to make a call & it came down to 3 by the thumbs - KA360 , ALBERS & NOSINKANOW ...... but as we know thumbs mean batsh!t .... so for sheer persistence and for being a cumberbunded fat bastard on viagra it's ..... carantoc take it away from me fella
QLD
705 Posts
Posted 06/02/2012, 8:16 pm        Report Show Profile
OK sweetie, as you can see there's not much wind today so come back to the cabana and I'll show some really impressive pumping techniques. ............................................ drats, 28 minutes too late.
 
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