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Typical GenY - marriage proposal by text, even when she is in speaking distance
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Mobydisc said...
A new Tequila shotty - Lip , Zip , Text.
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this twitter is out off hand
"just about to move into second base"
"just got slapped"
"what do you know she walked away"
"im a twat"
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Mobydisc said...
Getting her smashed so she kisses you: Mastercard. Checking out her messages while she is kissing you: Priceless.
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Textosterone
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Overuse of the hash button is known to reduce libidous performance
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Dude and Man tried to dispel the rumours, but many said the photo was a set-up, or the girls were paid for and the boys left for some quality alone time very shortly thereafter
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Australian Travel Bureau:
When attending the "Full Moon" party in Thailand, Upskirting may be required just to double check before you go down to the beach for "good time".
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Forgot to wear my boardies dude and some chick has mistaken me for a windsurfer LOL
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That"s a bloody big condom holder on that girls wrist
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Best Waroo 9m (NO RESERVE)
Time left 3m 44s
Current bid: $72 [3 bids]
[______] Place Bid
Enter $74 or more
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If I can just kill this dragon and two more wizards I'll get the key to relsease the hot looking princess...
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This new iPhone app for picking up chicks is great, but why do they have to make the font so small?
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Mark _australia said...
Dude and Man tried to dispel the rumours...
"oh damn. I didn't turn Gaydar off..."
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Getting your priorities right.
You wanna go back to your place? Ehrm, maybe, hang on a tick while I check the wind forecast...
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"Mum, will B L8, dont stay up."
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And who said men could not multitask???? Must have been a girl!
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You know you are gay when..........................
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Ok I'm kissing her, what do I do now?
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You know your a tosser when instead of trying for a breast or pants action you find yourself texting a mate.
Honestly - the yoof of today.........  |
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OK I'll play with with your Twitt'err
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obviously a mad pommy soccer git, checkin the Mach Un score!
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Oh S@%T! Seabreeze says its 25 knots at Fawkner Beacon! Now how do I get out of this...
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Sorry Hun can't make it tonight been called into work. phones about to die call you tomorrow
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Internet porn can be very addictive..Johnny had difficulty getting aroused without it....  |
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How do i ditch her its green arrows all tomorrow!!!
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Mobydisc said...
Hi Hunnybun
just having a quiet beer with the boys, pretty boring really, wish id stayed home with you, it would have been much more fun.
Not sure where we're off to next but i maybe late so don't wait up
Love and kisses
Snuggles xxxxx
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Gazza and Bone43 sound like they speak from experience lol
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Mark _australia said...
Gazza and Bone43 sound like they speak from experience lol
Ha Ha Maybe when i was his age but the mobiles back then weren't so discrete.
Would of needed my mate to hold the battery pack.
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