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Caption comp 234 :-)

Created by Mark _australia > 9 months ago, 14 May 2012
Mark _australia
WA, 16339 posts
> 9 months ago, 14 May 2012
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Just like 123, but bigger



da vecta
QLD, 2134 posts
> 9 months ago, 14 May 2012
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I didn't know Waveslave had started running his own kitesurfing clinics.

Upthere
QLD, 348 posts
> 9 months ago, 14 May 2012
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Africa Celebrates, as their national sport of kite surfing just got selected for 2016 Olympics

DavMen
NSW, 1421 posts
> 9 months ago, 14 May 2012
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Even with the right dough, the local Witch Doctor's impotence success rate at best could only achieve 66.7%.

sausage
QLD, 4558 posts
> 9 months ago, 14 May 2012
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How to get Nigerian scammers to make a cucumber and tofu sandwich.

Richiefish
QLD, 5310 posts
> 9 months ago, 14 May 2012
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In some poor African Countries, they cant afford internet porn....

felixdcat
WA, 3484 posts
> 9 months ago, 14 May 2012
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FlySurfer got the push when he published the pictures he took at the last board meeting on his company funded secret web site!

Windxtasy
WA, 3651 posts
> 9 months ago, 14 May 2012
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Mark had run out of funny pictures for the caption comp, so he found three Lancelin locals, gave them access to his fridge and his washing basket and told them to come up with something.

Windxtasy
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In ancient Egypt burials for the poor were simple affairs.
Two minor priests dressed as Tofuhatsheput entomb the corpse with only loaves of bread and zucchinis to sustain him in the afterlife.

bigmark100
NSW, 584 posts
> 9 months ago, 14 May 2012
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evolution of the cucumber sandwich too a odd turn.

Chris6791
WA, 2877 posts
> 9 months ago, 14 May 2012
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Windxtasy said...

Mark had run out of funny pictures for the caption comp, so he found three Lancelin locals, gave them access to his fridge and his washing basket and told them to come up with something.


Hey, I resemble that remark!!!! He also told us not to swallow the pickles.

albers
NSW, 1094 posts
> 9 months ago, 14 May 2012
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TV reception in many parts of Nigeria was so bad that some locals went to exceedingly elaborate lengths to get a picture

albers
NSW, 1094 posts
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Guy on the left: "Mine keeps drooping. How do you keep yours so straight!"

elmo
WA, 7527 posts
> 9 months ago, 14 May 2012
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Mark _australia said...

Just like 123, but bigger






This is what happens when you run into a four line kite

Waterloo
QLD, 1282 posts
> 9 months ago, 14 May 2012
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Well, if you live under a Chemtrails route and drink from plastic water bottles it's bound to catch up with you eventually...

elmo
WA, 7527 posts
> 9 months ago, 15 May 2012
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F'ken art students

Waterloo
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Meanwhile, down at the Fetish Emporium...

"Hey Mgamno, are you sure Madame Lash asked us to wait here with a dill pickle in our mouth..."


longwinded
WA, 301 posts
> 9 months ago, 15 May 2012
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This is the picture Nigerian scammers send to thier victims "You dill! I stole your dough!"

Richiefish
QLD, 5310 posts
> 9 months ago, 15 May 2012
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Ooh yes thats it ! Dangle me dangle me !!!

Beaglebuddy
1440 posts
> 9 months ago, 15 May 2012
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What is the big deal?
This is the way the men from my village have always moved goods to the market.
As if there is a better way?
Stupid white man, we will cook you in a pot.

Krisiz1
WA, 331 posts
> 9 months ago, 15 May 2012
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Backstage, contestants for 'My Kitchen Rules - Nigeria' are killing time with contestants for "Nigerias got Talent"

Waterloo
QLD, 1282 posts
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Unfortunately for the loser of this ancient tribal equivalent of Paper, Scissors, Rock, the consequences were unmentionable...

terminal
1421 posts
> 9 months ago, 16 May 2012
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The career master at school had a system where you picked a bit of paper out of a hat.

Unfortunately he had written the careers on the back of his wife's shopping list before tearing it into pieces.

Skirt
Bra
Block of cheese
Zucchini
Bread

ka43
NSW, 2525 posts
> 9 months ago, 16 May 2012
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Isnt this just a case of a toasted sandwich gone horribly wrong??????

Mark _australia
WA, 16339 posts
> 9 months ago, 18 May 2012
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Stalled - maybe call it in a day?

Bender
WA, 1993 posts
> 9 months ago, 18 May 2012
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I've heard that the new kids of today were keen on three ways all kinds of kinky stuff but WTF is this!!

sausage
QLD, 4558 posts
> 9 months ago, 18 May 2012
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ka43 said...

Isnt this just a case of a toasted sandwich gone horribly wrong??????


More like a spit roast

Windxtasy
WA, 3651 posts
> 9 months ago, 18 May 2012
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The Tutsi, traditional cattle herders, ate mostly cheese and would show their social staus by carrying their daily ration on their head. The Hutu, traditional farmers, monopolosed the baking industry, and not to be outdone, would strap bread rolls to their bellies. Both groups were happy with their respective dairy or grain diets.

Then the Belgians introduced Zucchinis...

BulldogPup
6657 posts
> 9 months ago, 18 May 2012
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The local Continental Deli thought they were on a winner with their latest taste temptation called ..... Devilled Black Puddings on Sourdough stuffed with Gherkins and a light Brastrap mayo.

Windxtasy
WA, 3651 posts
> 9 months ago, 18 May 2012
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Ibrahim, Hossein and Andy thought they'd start their own Bellydancing troupe. They had had a practice costume, and were working on posture, but their belly rolls were going to need a lot fo work...




Waterloo
QLD, 1282 posts
> 9 months ago, 18 May 2012
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Hbutu overdid the workouts on the Abs-ersizer - he went straight past six pack to bakers dozen...



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