Africa Celebrates, as their national sport of kite surfing just got selected for 2016 Olympics
Even with the right dough, the local Witch Doctor's impotence success rate at best could only achieve 66.7%.
FlySurfer got the push when he published the pictures he took at the last board meeting on his company funded secret web site!
Mark had run out of funny pictures for the caption comp, so he found three Lancelin locals, gave them access to his fridge and his washing basket and told them to come up with something.
In ancient Egypt burials for the poor were simple affairs.
Two minor priests dressed as Tofuhatsheput entomb the corpse with only loaves of bread and zucchinis to sustain him in the afterlife.
TV reception in many parts of Nigeria was so bad that some locals went to exceedingly elaborate lengths to get a picture
Well, if you live under a Chemtrails route and drink from plastic water bottles it's bound to catch up with you eventually...
Meanwhile, down at the Fetish Emporium...
"Hey Mgamno, are you sure Madame Lash asked us to wait here with a dill pickle in our mouth..."
This is the picture Nigerian scammers send to thier victims "You dill! I stole your dough!"
What is the big deal?
This is the way the men from my village have always moved goods to the market.
As if there is a better way?
Stupid white man, we will cook you in a pot.
Backstage, contestants for 'My Kitchen Rules - Nigeria' are killing time with contestants for "Nigerias got Talent"
Unfortunately for the loser of this ancient tribal equivalent of Paper, Scissors, Rock, the consequences were unmentionable...
The career master at school had a system where you picked a bit of paper out of a hat.
Unfortunately he had written the careers on the back of his wife's shopping list before tearing it into pieces.
Skirt
Bra
Block of cheese
Zucchini
Bread
I've heard that the new kids of today were keen on three ways all kinds of kinky stuff but WTF is this!!
Select to expand quoteThe origins of conflict between the Tutsi and Hutu peoples.
The Tutsi, traditional cattle herders, ate mostly cheese and would show their social staus by carrying their daily ration on their head. The Hutu, traditional farmers, monopolosed the baking industry, and not to be outdone, would strap bread rolls to their bellies. Both groups were happy with their respective dairy or grain diets.
Then the Belgians introduced Zucchinis...
The local Continental Deli thought they were on a winner with their latest taste temptation called ..... Devilled Black Puddings on Sourdough stuffed with Gherkins and a light Brastrap mayo.
Ibrahim, Hossein and Andy thought they'd start their own Bellydancing troupe. They had had a practice costume, and were working on posture, but their belly rolls were going to need a lot fo work...
Hbutu overdid the workouts on the Abs-ersizer - he went straight past six pack to bakers dozen...
