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Thanks Mr No-one 
OK - didn't have the guts to use this pic before, but stuff it, why not. I know all the entries will be clean and family friendly..... 
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Oh yeh we love it when as a windsurfer, we get to get our poles out  |
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"for the lady that really wants to blow, fit RUBBER mouth, makes sneezing intresting too"
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The ventriliquists best freind.
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Two for the price of one -
For the Asian lady who wants to be more western, now you can get the 'stiff upper lip' trainer
And for the western gentleman who wants to train an Asian lady, now you can get it stiff up her lip
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Here it is kiters, that attachment you've always wanted for when you have worn out your favorite banchong or b@tthole...just like new!!!
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See, I told you kiters it goes in THAT end, that's why they're not called Sh#t lips |
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Whilst waiting for his banana and twisties pizza Mark-a wandered next door to Lancelin News and flicked through the latest copy of Uncensored magazine.
Suddenly a few things began to make sense, and he started to see the Doctor and PM33 in a totally different light.
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As Maxwell Smart would say, "Ah, the ol' rubber lip trick!"
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Leed mi lips
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" LIPPON-DENSO " 
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The email I got actually said
Immense pleasure of lubber doll rips to make real woman just rike store bought one
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New plastic couplings for the Human centipede
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I ordered a few in 3-1/4" BSP and they didn't have any 
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Mark _australia said...
The email I got actually said
Immense pleasure of lubber doll rips to make real woman just rike store bought one
Always too keen to assemble without instructions, it was three days before Mark_Aus realised he was inserting the device in the wrong orifice.
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Wait 'til Jez sees this.....
.....he'll suddenly have a great new idea for re-marketing his "knob"
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After the divorce Dave told his wife that it wasn't for curing snoring - in fact she had never snored in the first place.
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For Asian woman looking to marry western man this device is essential for your preparation.
Train with mouth stretcher daily to accommodate white man's larger schmekel.
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New "Luber Lips Poutomatic" ! Look like Angelina Jolie....
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At last. An invention that stops women from talking!
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New from Mr Sparkle Industry we bring franastic super duper soft Lubber Lip. You freel like western women with circle mouth that never shut up.
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The Irish Navy ordered a batch for their female sailors...unfortunately they were too small and the Admiral ordered them replaced immediately, as the old saying goes.....loose lips sink ships
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adaptors come in two sizes SDM and RDM
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DavMen said...
adaptors come in two sizes SDM and RDM
There's also a yabbie pump adaptor.
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Product Update - press release
Now available - the KiteSurfer Edition
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For the first time in my life I wish I could read Japanese...
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Windxtasy said...
For the first time in my life I wish I could read Japanese...
If you do end up translating it you may wish to advise M_a, he has possibly misunderstood its intended usage!!!
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Waterloo said...
Windxtasy said...
For the first time in my life I wish I could read Japanese...
If you do end up translating it you may wish to advise M_a, he has possibly misunderstood its intended usage!!!
It is clearly a device designed for Japenese women auditioning for "The Vice", to enlarge the mouth opening and strengthen the facial muscles to enhance oral performance.
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The "no say no"
To save being yelled at after going to the windsurfing shop "for some rope"
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