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WA
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Posted 15/10/2011, 5:49 pm        Report Show Profile
just wondering
ACT
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Posted 15/10/2011, 6:23 pm        Report Show Profile
I always look for the snout, the arrogant attitude that is displayed, a lot of telling others they know nothing cause they are not sailing the same gear/style/colour as the wave pig. Oh out in the water there will be a lot of unnecessary showing how 'cool' they are. The last test is when they start claiming waves and talking bout that turn or that cutback. Btw that turn or that cutback is usually some half arsed turn that is more wiggle than carve.
NSW
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Posted 15/10/2011, 6:27 pm        Report Show Profile
Their sail flies as high as a kite ??
NSW
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Posted 15/10/2011, 6:27 pm        Report Show Profile
^^^^^That sounds like that sport called kitesurfing. edit..... carancok beat me to it.
WA
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Posted 15/10/2011, 6:36 pm        Report Show Profile
your wave count < their wave count = them being a wave pig
NSW
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Posted 15/10/2011, 6:46 pm        Report Show Profile
Perhaps rate him high if he looks like this
NSW
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Posted 15/10/2011, 6:51 pm        Report Show Profile
Captain Good Vibes is a legend.
ACT
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Posted 15/10/2011, 7:12 pm        Report Show Profile
God I forgot about goodvibes he was, is and always will be the ultimate wave pig
WA
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Posted 16/10/2011, 11:48 am        Report Show Profile
pig (pg) n. 1. a. Any of several mammals of the family Suidae, having short legs, cloven hooves, bristly hair, and a cartilaginous snout used for digging, especially the domesticated hog, Sus scrofa domesticus, when young or of comparatively small size. b. The edible parts of one of these mammals. 2. Informal A person regarded as being piglike, greedy, or gross. 3. a. A crude block of metal, chiefly iron or lead, poured from a smelting furnace. b. A mold in which such metal is cast. c. Pig iron. 4. Offensive Slang Used as a disparaging term for a police officer. 5. Slang A member of the social or political establishment, especially one holding sexist or racist views. intr.v. pigged, pig·ging, pigs To give birth to pigs; farrow. Phrasal Verb: pig out Slang To eat ravenously; gorge oneself: "a parent who asks a child, 'Would you like to pig out on pizza?'" (George F. Will). Idioms: in a pig's eye Slang Under no condition; never. pig in a poke Something that is offered in a manner that conceals its true nature or value. pig it Slang To live in a piglike fashion.
NSW
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Posted 16/10/2011, 3:27 pm        Report Show Profile
I always thought a wave pig was someone who got more waves than most during a session. Normally first on the water and last off. Ie Pig Out Slang To eat ravenously; gorge oneself: To make a pig of ones self Stealing scraps and so fourth Very very different breed to a Wave Snake !
WA
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Posted 16/10/2011, 5:38 pm        Report Show Profile
king of the point said...
just wondering
Some poleys might believe that kiters can be very bad wavehogs. Kiters do seem to catch more waves than poleys, only because they can ride back to the take-off zone much more quickly.
Posted 16/10/2011, 5:47 pm        Report Show Profile
waveslave said...
king of the point said...
just wondering
Some poleys might believe that kiters can be very bad wavehogs. Kiters do seem to catch more waves than poleys, only because they can ride back to the take-off zone much more quickly.
Or because they don't understand the concept of a line-up
WA
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Posted 16/10/2011, 6:04 pm        Report Show Profile
nebbian said... Or because they don't understand the concept of a line-up
Nah, ^^^ They get it, I think. It's just that kites are more power-efficient than pole-sails, so kiters march to the beat of a different drum. Sorry.
WA
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Posted 17/10/2011, 12:22 am        Report Show Profile
I agree with Waveslave on this one. We can ride back to the take-off zone much more quickly, like seagulls to hot chips! or as in the case displayed today at Scarborough, a young bogan to a drunken fist fight...
WA
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Posted 17/10/2011, 8:20 am        Report Show Profile
You really got to stop making a pig of your self kiting at windsurfing beginner locations Slave (Something that is offered in a manner that conceals its true nature or value)
WA
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Posted 17/10/2011, 8:26 am        Report Show Profile
WA
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Posted 17/10/2011, 11:38 am        Report Show Profile
Its all in the crackling....
VIC
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Posted 17/10/2011, 11:52 am        Report Show Profile
pomys
WA
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Posted 17/10/2011, 2:03 pm        Report Show Profile
Mr 'slave again "cos we can" Wait your turn fellas
WA
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Posted 17/10/2011, 2:44 pm        Report Show Profile
Never judge a book by its cover Pipe line masters winner 91 93 ? JOHNIE BOY GOMMES Now he is a wave pig slayer now then and later Now then only wave pigs fly
NSW
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Posted 17/10/2011, 2:47 pm        Report Show Profile
I think it's pretty clear that it's anyone who rates wavesailing better than jumping..
WA
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Posted 17/10/2011, 2:50 pm        Report Show Profile
barn said...
I think it's pretty clear that it's anyone who rates wavesailing better than jumping..
And a spitroast afterwards beats both seeing as though we are talking about pigs of course
NSW
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Posted 17/10/2011, 6:37 pm        Report Show Profile
http://pigwave.com/ Lots of good info there.
WA
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Posted 20/10/2011, 1:17 pm        Report Show Profile
catching waves one after another that arnt being ridden is not being a pig,if you cant get up wind or back out to the line up because your pole is to slow it shud not be then stated that one who can is doing wrong, the waves are there to be shredded not just veiwed from the shoulder at crawling pace.
WA
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Posted 20/10/2011, 2:08 pm        Report Show Profile
How to spot a wave pig! They stand up in a crowd!
WA
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Posted 20/10/2011, 3:05 pm        Report Show Profile
Radman said...
catching waves one after another that arnt being ridden is not being a pig,if you cant get up wind or back out to the line up because your pole is to slow it shud not be then stated that one who can is doing wrong, the waves are there to be shredded not just veiwed from the shoulder at crawling pace.
Agreed. But when people are doing circle work, everyone takes their turn, so they go out 300m and pick up a wave and sit on it waiting for it to build it is bl00dy annoying to find somebody doing 50m run thru the break picks it up and drops in. Or because they are doing short runs or downwinders they are always crossing the path of somebody trying to ride a wave If nobody is on it as you say, sweet. But I refer to waveslave saying kiters are aware of a line-up but choose to ignore it
QLD
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Posted 20/10/2011, 3:54 pm        Report Show Profile
The real wave (pink) pig
WA
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Posted 21/10/2011, 9:13 am        Report Show Profile
god helps those who help themselfs
WA
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Posted 21/10/2011, 3:15 pm        Report Show Profile
KOP being burned in Bali-nice spray job, no wonder the Sup is still over there
WA
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Posted 21/10/2011, 6:22 pm        Report Show Profile
Radman said...
god helps those who help themselfs
God help those who drop in
NSW
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Posted 21/10/2011, 6:39 pm        Report Show Profile
King of the kite wave pigs
 
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