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Created by Mark _australia > 9 months ago, 19 Aug 2014
Mark _australia
WA, 22089 posts
19 Aug 2014 10:14PM
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KA360
NSW, 801 posts
20 Aug 2014 1:14AM
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Mark _australia said..


I think we are about to witness a car ax-i-dent!

stroppo
WA, 727 posts
19 Aug 2014 11:24PM
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Im on my way to Woodstock ive axe- cadently run out of fuel

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
20 Aug 2014 9:04AM
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After Dorothy had long left the tin man had come to the realization that his degree was never going to get him a job and had subsequently fallen on hard times

Windxtasy
WA, 4013 posts
20 Aug 2014 9:00AM
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Mark _australia said..


Optimistic

azymuth
WA, 1962 posts
20 Aug 2014 9:31AM
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Windxtasy said..

Mark _australia said..



Optimistic


Another Western loser wanting to make a name for himself by making the journey to join up with IS

Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
20 Aug 2014 10:42AM
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Mark _australia said...



"It's not real, I got it from a toy store."

Stuthepirate
SA, 3589 posts
20 Aug 2014 12:17PM
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Lancelin or Bust!

MikeyS
VIC, 1506 posts
20 Aug 2014 12:50PM
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FORESTRY- loneliest profession in the world

Mark _australia
WA, 22089 posts
20 Aug 2014 1:23PM
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He figures if he carries an axe, nobody will notice the holster on his right hip???

Man0verBoard
WA, 629 posts
20 Aug 2014 3:51PM
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Never bring an axe to a gunfight

FormulaNova
WA, 14044 posts
20 Aug 2014 5:29PM
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Most people would have picked up a hitchiker with an axe, but this was going too far

Carantoc
WA, 6322 posts
20 Aug 2014 5:32PM
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After 5 months of travel Bourke still hadn't made it to WA to show them Ozzies what is the Best Practice Board Layup for Strength

Carantoc
WA, 6322 posts
20 Aug 2014 5:34PM
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When Lotofwind didn't have much luck picking up or getting hitched he got his little chopper out.

Carantoc
WA, 6322 posts
20 Aug 2014 5:38PM
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Bear Grylls survival tip #349 :

Chickens are often found crossing the road. I don't know why they cross the road, but when they do just a quick swipe and .... lunch is ready.

lotofwind
NSW, 6450 posts
20 Aug 2014 8:28PM
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Honestly,,,,,,,,his head just fell off and landed on my finger


FormulaNova
WA, 14044 posts
20 Aug 2014 6:44PM
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Heh heh heh. Steve the serial killer had a cunning plan. He disguised his rifle as an axe and no one would know what he was. Heh heh heh!

Bondalucci
VIC, 1579 posts
20 Aug 2014 9:41PM
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Trust me...




.....I'm a Fireman.



lotofwind
NSW, 6450 posts
20 Aug 2014 10:17PM
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Mark _australia said..



"Im a lumberjack and Im ok,
I sleep all night and
I work all day"

^^^^The oldies here will know where that songs from

NotWal
QLD, 7426 posts
20 Aug 2014 11:19PM
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I don gedit. "Ya wanna get to California? Get out on the highway n axe for a ride" they said. I could starve to death.....
Nyer, shoulda caught the bus.

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
28 Aug 2014 1:22PM
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Sid had just been recruited by the A.K.P. and was on his way to the beach with his favourite line cutting axe...

Mark _australia
WA, 22089 posts
28 Aug 2014 11:24AM
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was just thinking this is very old. Richie you're psychic

call it tonite I think....

Al Planet
TAS, 1546 posts
28 Aug 2014 2:25PM
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Tasmania member of the Palmer Party prepares to defend the Super Highway from possible Chinese invasion.

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
28 Aug 2014 6:29PM
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Well I guess that proves it.
No one will give you a lift when they see you've got an axe to grind.

FormulaNova
WA, 14044 posts
28 Aug 2014 6:40PM
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The first Abbott election campaign poster never made it to print.

Mark _australia
WA, 22089 posts
28 Aug 2014 9:23PM
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Judging



As much as I hoped otherwise ............. the most green thumbs were for lotowind who fingered the servered head of a guy I never met hoping it was me - surely the traits of a serial killer.



Take it away loto.




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