this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
ultimate fight club at me mates 30th on friday night, only half the backdoor survived; and my knee is on ice for the second day now, its just starting to bend again now. so glad there is no wind and no surf... still bored tho.
suggestion for yews, go snorkeling.... in the water kind.
heh he, nooo cos then it would be my rented house!!!! apparently everything under control, new door will be fitted shortly, its too hot to not have one
