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Mark _australia
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21 Mar 2010 10:03pm
Man who go camping with woman have naughty intent
Gestalt
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22 Mar 2010 12:10am
he who drinks the most coronas ends up with a lime helmet
cisco
cisco
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22 Mar 2010 3:18am
Man under car fiddleing with tool not necessarily motor mechanic.

Duck flying upside down liable to have quack up.
naismibe
naismibe
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4 posts
22 Mar 2010 1:48am
treat woman like vacuum if she stops sucking change da bag
pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
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22 Mar 2010 6:34am
Girl who rides bicycle, peddles arse all over town.
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Sailhack
VIC
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VIC, 5000 posts
22 Mar 2010 9:29am
Man doing push-ups in long grass not always as it seem.

(somehow remember that one from about grade 5)
Cassa
Cassa
WA
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22 Mar 2010 6:35am
Man who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs
Richiefish
Richiefish
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22 Mar 2010 9:27am
Dunno....Mungo only pawn in game of life.....
doggie
doggie
WA
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WA, 15849 posts
22 Mar 2010 12:19pm
Gestalt said...

he who drinks the most coronas ends up with a lime helmet


That must of been a big lime!!
Helifella
Helifella
WA
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22 Mar 2010 1:05pm
Man who walks through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Hatchet
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WA
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22 Mar 2010 1:26pm
Man with hole in pocket is right on ball.
naismibe
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4 posts
23 Mar 2010 3:09am
"A lion will not betray his wife. But a Tiger wood."
russh
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23 Mar 2010 10:59am
Man playing with tool behind shower curtain not necessarily plumber
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23 Mar 2010 7:25pm
Man with itchy bum have smelly finger
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23 Mar 2010 4:34pm
Asian lady stading on hill side with one shot leg, called "Ilean"



man who piss in wind have wet feet
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upwind
QLD
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23 Mar 2010 7:50pm
mechanic with one clean finger just had sex
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Test pilot 1
WA
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24 Mar 2010 7:35pm
nude woman who stand on edge of cliff deserve to be knocked off
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25 Mar 2010 12:28am
better to have full bottle in front of me, than full frontal lobotomy.



carpenter who construct toilet, not necessarily sh!t house builder.
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map of Tasmania no good in Brazil....
Marvin
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25 Mar 2010 1:29pm
Perseverence furthers, and

You don't lose hair, you just gain face.

And I said, the less hair you have, the shorter you need to cut it.
Marvin
Marvin
WA
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25 Mar 2010 1:32pm
I also said, woman who want to go glamping usually high maintenance.
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30 Mar 2010 8:05pm
Man with two watch, never quite sure of time.
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