I read the subject as 'NEAR MISSES'

Thought it would be about some close-calls...not empty b@lls!

saltiest1 said...

harden up.

He would if it had any skin left on it

bust/cisco .. probably best to "private message" each other your talk of "private parts" (hope it heals soon buster)

Busterwa... a clean freak is NOT all its cracked up to be, ever tripped over the vacuum cleaner in the middle of the night? or try and get a quick nap VROOOOOOM ... "Bloody vacuum" AGAIN !!! or how about the washing machine on an ongoing load after load, My missus gets my gear off me as I walk in the door (not to have her wicked way with me pity, but so she start another load of washing!!) I think the electrical appliances in our house get warn out from over use.
Mind you I haven't had to iron,vacuum,mop,scrub,wash etc since 1999 when she felt really bad/guilty watching me iron a shirt and took over and who am I to make her feel like she's not appreciated.

OK I'll be sensible now after all the p!sstakes.

Bustaman,

After 26 failed relationships WTF is wrong with a gal who wants to do nothing but clean up after you and have sex?

Seriously!!!??????

Your next google search should be "engagement rings"

busterwa said...

Thanks admin for editing my post.I have been on that champax and im in the third week i have given up smoking and wil be concentrating on my fitness. I have been waking up alot and find that my sleep habbits and brain waves are slightly eccentric.
I think i probally owe everyone and apology and a thankyou for putting up with my ****.I think its better if i have a rest from posting stuff untill i have sorted out my personal issues.
I really enjoy the forums and the people and i think when i come back i will be more posative and less offence!
I havent had a windsurf over here in W.A for a long time so im etching to get back out on the water and looking forward to and excighting season!
I have pre warned this misses that im only available when the wind is under 15 knots.
I think ill pipe down a bit !!!!
Thanks everyone!

Did the misses help you write this buster

BundyBear said...

Buster you have to remember WIFE is just an acronym for
Washing
Ironing
Food &
Entertainment

err, never heard that one. The F and E stood for somethign entirely different every time I've heard it.

Oh and I totally disagree (just in case you read this Mrs Mark 0

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.

Boobs (.)(.)

My brothers missus took a picture of him then very neatly drew a circle around him with a line threw it and stuck it to the washing machine!