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Tips on how to draw the Perfect Cock n Balls

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Created by KiwiDave Tuesday, 14 May 2019
KiwiDave
VIC, 188 posts
Tuesday , 14 May 2019 7:38PM
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I live in a safe liberal seat.

The third parties have offered up racists and crazies. The Labour party haven't even tried, offering up a child as a candidate who will probably be disqualified when they check his age.

I spent thousands obtaining the democratic right to vote. But now I need help drawing the best Cock and Balls.

theDoctor
NSW, 4730 posts
Tuesday , 14 May 2019 11:10PM
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Rails
QLD, 1153 posts
Wednesday , 15 May 2019 4:13AM
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Be a bit of a cock and balls if Kiwis Get to vote in Australia?

slammin
QLD, 834 posts
Wednesday , 15 May 2019 5:44AM
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That's why the voting booths have the 3 high sides. So you can pull them out and trace them. Why'd you think they designed the booths like that for?

Adriano
10822 posts
Wednesday , 15 May 2019 12:52PM
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KiwiDave said.....a safe liberal seat.

Isn't that an endangered species or something?

Mark _australia
WA, 19083 posts
Wednesday , 15 May 2019 6:14PM
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Rails said..
Be a bit of a cock and balls if Kiwis Get to vote in Australia?


They should be voting here

Kiwiland is a state of Australia, check the Constitution.

We should invade those fkers as they should not have their own passports/flag/ laws/tax etc etc.

Sik bro

Imax1
VIC, 1856 posts
Wednesday , 15 May 2019 8:45PM
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Mark _australia said..

Rails said..
Be a bit of a cock and balls if Kiwis Get to vote in Australia?



They should be voting here

Kiwiland is a state of Australia, check the Constitution.

We should invade those fkers as they should not have their own passports/flag/ laws/tax etc etc.

Sik bro


I would adopt their priminister ,
Could we somehow trade something ?

Tonz
251 posts
Wednesday , 15 May 2019 6:46PM
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We invaded and infiltrated this country years ago, maiteee
Where would you yobbos be if not for us kiwis...
Supercars.. all lead drivers are kiwis
Rugby League dominate by Kiwis, Tongans & Samoans (Kiwis brothers)
Rugby Union same
Cricket does not count, not even a sport

Imax1
VIC, 1856 posts
Wednesday , 15 May 2019 8:54PM
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Who is more insulted ?
A Kiwi being called an Aussie
or ,
A Canadian misinterpreted as a Yank ?

philn
229 posts
Wednesday , 15 May 2019 9:11PM
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Imax1 said..
Who is more insulted ?
A Kiwi being called an Aussie
or ,
A Canadian misinterpreted as a Yank ?



Calling someone an Aussie isn't even a real insult. On the other hand, calling someone a Yank...:-)

Adriano
10822 posts
Thursday , 16 May 2019 10:59AM
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quikdrawMcgraw
1033 posts
Thursday , 16 May 2019 11:48AM
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Haha your tony love is the only thing that is funny

Adriano
10822 posts
Thursday , 16 May 2019 12:01PM
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quikdrawMcgraw said..
Haha your tony love is the only thing that is funny

Love?

Mate, how can you love a backward loser like Tony Abbott?

The sooner we send him off to the loser bin with all the other right wing nutters the better.

Mark _australia
WA, 19083 posts
Thursday , 16 May 2019 5:36PM
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^^^ that already happened so your continual obsession must be love

Have you started a thread in the last year that isn't anti Tony, anti ScoMo, anti Libs or anti Jewish zionism?

Adriano
10822 posts
Friday , 17 May 2019 5:47AM
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Yes I have but you haven't noticed because you're so wedded to your beloved Tony Abbott and his backward Liberal Party.

The real question is probably why you are so obsessed with what other people think of Tony Abbott?

The truth is, Tony Abbott's a complete idiot and he was one of the worst prime ministers this country's had.

Look at his terrible political take on Hawke's death. He's a complete disgrace.

He's in the news now. That's why we're talking about him because he can't keep his nasty backward views to himself.

A wrecker and a phoney.

Vote the fool out Warringah.

(And please top trying to denigrate my views by falsely claiming I'm anti-jew or anti-zionism. I'm a strident critic of the Israeli government yes. So are a lot of prominent jews.

Surely you can just respond with something of substance without the tired old right wing lies.)

jn1
SA, 1744 posts
Friday , 17 May 2019 4:24PM
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Please... Back on topic. My choices are dumb n dumber, greens, marijuana party, and animal rights. Although I'll be voting properly for the Senate.

jn1
SA, 1744 posts
Friday , 17 May 2019 4:49PM
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I was thinking along the lines (pun) of a basic sketch. I'm not an artist.

ka43
NSW, 2821 posts
Friday , 17 May 2019 5:47PM
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The Big T was at the polling booth when I voted this week. The Zali Steggall and Abbott pamphlet people were looking for blood. I just brushed the lot of them. Best part was Abbott wasn't in budgie smugglers. Its such a cynical time!!!

Chris_M
1746 posts
Friday , 17 May 2019 4:40PM
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This thread has some pretty un-Australian stuff on it, by some pretty un-Australian people.

What would Julia Gillard say if she were still with us?

Carantoc
NSW, 4269 posts
Friday , 17 May 2019 7:49PM
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jn1 said..
Please... Back on topic. My choices are dumb n dumber...



I didn't know Adriano was standing for election.

Good on him, finally doing something positive instead of spending hours on Seabreeze.com.au blaming everyone else for anything he doesn't like.

I might even put him right up in 7th.

Well, maybe 8th.

How many do you have to number to again ?

Rails
QLD, 1153 posts
Saturday , 18 May 2019 6:59AM
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Chris_M said..
This thread has some pretty un-Australian stuff on it, by some pretty un-Australian people.

What would Julia Gillard say if she were still with us?


Pretty sure Guillia is still with us, useless she has moved to NZ and dyed her hair!?
something for the conspiracy nutjobs

albers
NSW, 1678 posts
Saturday , 18 May 2019 8:20AM
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Tonz said..
We invaded and infiltrated this country years ago, maiteee
Where would you yobbos be if not for us kiwis...
Supercars.. all lead drivers are kiwis
Rugby League dominate by Kiwis, Tongans & Samoans (Kiwis brothers)
Rugby Union same
Cricket does not count, not even a sport


Author/journalist Chris Masters once said:

"New Zealanders are a well balanced lot. They have a chip on both shoulders"

Mark _australia
WA, 19083 posts
Yesterday , 18 May 2019 5:19PM
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Adriano said..
Yes I have but you haven't noticed because you're so wedded to your beloved Tony Abbott and his backward Liberal Party.

The real question is probably why you are so obsessed with what other people think of Tony Abbott?

The truth is, Tony Abbott's a complete idiot and he was one of the worst prime ministers this country's had.

Look at his terrible political take on Hawke's death. He's a complete disgrace.

He's in the news now. That's why we're talking about him because he can't keep his nasty backward views to himself.

A wrecker and a phoney.

Vote the fool out Warringah.

(And please top trying to denigrate my views by falsely claiming I'm anti-jew or anti-zionism. I'm a strident critic of the Israeli government yes. So are a lot of prominent jews.

Surely you can just respond with something of substance without the tired old right wing lies.)



I never rated Abbot
I don't vote Liberal

I just call you out on your blindness.

Once again - at one point there was about 15 topics in HW- almost the whole first page- started by you about how bad the Libs are, and Jews.

There will be just as many failures by the incumbent Labor Govt and you won't see it.

Once again- pointing out that you are one-eyed, or pointing out flaws in your argument ( like your assertion that it didn't happen if newscorp reported it / shoot the messenger crap) , does not mean I am pro abbot or pro libs. It simply means I have my eyes open.


Surely you can reply with something of substance..... rather than trotting out falsehoods and assumptions about me. Out of the 20 or so on the white paper, I put Libs about 15. Whilst when a Green candidate uses racist terms and you claim it didn't happen as the guardian and the australian reported it...
Wow. I"M THE ONE with lies apparently.....

hitler
1 posts
Yesterday , 18 May 2019 7:21PM
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A pic of Bill Shorten is the photo you are after.

Seems labor lost the unlosable.


Adriano
10822 posts
Yesterday , 18 May 2019 9:06PM
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MarkAustralia said..... It simply means I have my eyes open....I didn't rate Tony Abbott...

If that's true, why did you react the way you did to a simple image I posted in a clearly satirical topic?

It wasn't directed at you.

No, I think your claim that you're open minded is nonsense.



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