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Relationship advice,

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Created by cauncy A week ago, 8 Sep 2019
cauncy
WA, 7487 posts
8 Sep 2019 9:08PM
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Righto
I dated this Anglo uk/ polish chick, took her down the beach most nights, shared sunsets, drinks after a long sessions , imported her and paid my duties, she had great stats, 135/42, she was flexible, dark but sharp, did everything together, road trips to remote spots, was a loyal companion tbh I worshiped the water we rode on
Then out of the blue one evening she disappeared without warning,
This was 8 months ago now and all of a sudden she's come back to me, looking a little ragged tbh
Problem is I've a new model, more refined, colourful and fun, but with the same stats and outline,
what should I do

Fond memories


She loved a jump

Didn't mind a threesome

Here she is8/9 months after she left me, just rocks up 60 mtrs from where we last spent time together , slut

bjw
NSW, 2865 posts
9 Sep 2019 7:45AM
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There is a difference between a twin tip relationship and surfboards.

The latter is more likely to live under constant domestic battery, then used and abused before any reparations. She will have her feet broken in a shallow bank. Then finally when she breaks down or dies, we are stoked to get an upgrade.

bigtone667
NSW, 1059 posts
9 Sep 2019 8:39AM
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a worn and well traveled path or bright, tight and new?

bjw
NSW, 2865 posts
9 Sep 2019 9:41AM
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Oh yeh and white or coloured is great but not faded or sun damaged.

bjw
NSW, 2865 posts
9 Sep 2019 9:42AM
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And fat doesn't perform well when wet.

Dolphins
60 posts
9 Sep 2019 8:28AM
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Sounds like she went on an OE without you Cauncy .

causehecan
WA, 666 posts
9 Sep 2019 5:53PM
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Girls should be flocking to the breaze

whats wrong with em


Ohhh snap 3 posts to go...


Boys its been a lovely winter but this little goats gotto retire.

Time to hit the gym meditate and hike up and down highways and mountains with 30kgs on my back flying season is pretty much started
And all my grey nomad friends have already migrated south
I gotto make these last few posts count so ill seeyas when i seeya

Plummet
4541 posts
9 Sep 2019 6:53PM
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Drill a hole in it and mount it on your local public toilet. Let someone else have a bit of glory.

crakas
QLD, 420 posts
9 Sep 2019 9:54PM
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No doubt you will get a little bored with the new and younger model, we all do. They can be a little high needs and precious sometimes.

Keep the old one around for a fling on the side, ride her hard because she will let you do what you want with her..

You know you want to...

MikeyG
WA, 110 posts
9 Sep 2019 7:54PM
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Definitely an insurance job... "lost at sea". Claimed the benefit and then mysteriously it/she turns up again.

cauncy
WA, 7487 posts
9 Sep 2019 8:58PM
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She certainly had a bit of a smell to her, fins looked like shed been chewed on a bit too, ive put her on a detox and left her at home whilst ive taken my new supermodel out for a run, im certainly feeling some tension building in the garage



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