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Renaming all the tricks

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Created by wishy A week ago, 12 Jan 2018
wishy
WA, 1224 posts
12 Jan 2018 9:40AM
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I was thinking the other day about trick names, and most of them are so boring.
I suggest that all the tricks be renamed, here are some suggestions, not sure which trick to apply them to though;

*Bungle huck
*Pig belter
*Frontside steak
*Rooster Hog
*Kylie Minogue
*Bro-down throw-down
*Muffin drop

Mr Keen
QLD, 10 posts
12 Jan 2018 12:41PM
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wishy said..
I was thinking the other day about trick names, and most of them are so boring.
I suggest that all the tricks be renamed, here are some suggestions, not sure which trick to apply them to though;

*Bungle huck
*Pig belter
*Frontside steak
*Rooster Hog
*Kylie Minogue
*Bro-down throw-down
*Muffin drop


What about "twirly whirly dangly thingy" or "endanger the guy down wind"

Bored again...

daggy
WA, 477 posts
12 Jan 2018 10:58PM
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We have:
Dirty loops - anything where the loop is too fast and too powered
Stepping out - one footer, kicking one leg back
Birkle - back roll kite loop
Debarcle - double back roll kite loop
Hokey pokey - One footer, kicking the leg back then forwards then back again
Can Can - One footer, kicking the leg forwards
splat - lose concentration and just face plant into the chop
Spinal- basically anything landed backwards at speed and upside down. ( usually while learning the Birkle.)
Hand Dragon - hand drag back roll

And The Bitch run. ( A.K.A "doing the bitch) That's where your mates do all the driving and let you go straight home after a down winder. (when you're tight for time)

I'm sure there's more.

Tbaggn
NSW, 33 posts
13 Jan 2018 12:25PM
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How about "The Cauncy" - Any big floaty air with poo stance?

snalberski
WA, 444 posts
13 Jan 2018 11:53AM
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I think it would be better to give names to crashes... like
'the splatted sack', or 'the watery bunghole'

cauncy
WA, 5718 posts
13 Jan 2018 5:32PM
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The NSW hand plant
tiss a localised trick that they've perfected
load their gear
turn up at beach
slap themselves on the head
as there's f..k all wind

mowingthelawn
QLD, 250 posts
13 Jan 2018 7:46PM
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'The cauncey' is a great name for that trick. Not to be confused with 'doing a cauncey'
Its where you pretend to be hard on the internet but are just some old wanker

Rails
QLD, 1023 posts
13 Jan 2018 9:20PM
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mowingthelawn said..
'The cauncey' is a great name for that trick. Not to be confused with 'doing a cauncey'
Its where you pretend to be hard on the internet but are just some old wanker



C'mon, cauncey is hard














for eppo and plummet

cauncy
WA, 5718 posts
13 Jan 2018 8:39PM
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I'm a charitable man
ill put up $2000, bell end puts up $2000, I'll fight him, I'll pay his air fare too, my charity is soldier on, if he dislikes me that much he will be chomping at it

kemp90
QLD, 1566 posts
Sunday , 14 Jan 2018 6:36AM
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Lorocopter

Tbaggn
NSW, 33 posts
Sunday , 14 Jan 2018 9:02AM
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Back to the topic, what do we call an upside down Cauncy?
- a deadman Cauncy, a caunceman or deadcaunce?
Or simply "A DEAD****" ?? - (other name for "deadpoo")

IanR
NSW, 736 posts
Sunday , 14 Jan 2018 10:00AM
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The Korn'Cee
Any wipeout were the rider make things worse for themselves by making bar inputs when really if they had just left it alone it would been over quickly.

mowingthelawn
QLD, 250 posts
Sunday , 14 Jan 2018 9:22AM
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cauncy said..
I'm a charitable man
ill put up $2000, bell end puts up $2000, I'll fight him, I'll pay his air fare too, my charity is soldier on, if he dislikes me that much he will be chomping at it


Doing a cauncey

Youngbreezy
301 posts
Sunday , 14 Jan 2018 8:24AM
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the "kite supremacist"
This is where you hate on all other riding styles and claim that your riding style is the greatest and the only one

The "Eric banner"
This is where you try to get every other riding style banned

Or my favourite

The " epplummet"
This is where you take literally any topic of conversation and work it around to being about how high you can jump!!

2old2quit
WA, 67 posts
Sunday , 14 Jan 2018 8:34AM
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snalberski said..
I think it would be better to give names to crashes... like
'the splatted sack', or 'the watery bunghole'


Thank God someone else has been brave enough to name two of my commonly performed tricks. I swear that half the Indian ocean has passed by my nether regions.
Now there is food for thought.

Dave Whettingsteel
WA, 1264 posts
Sunday , 14 Jan 2018 12:32PM
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My regular is "the crevasse" where i make a half arsed attempt at hitting the lip of a breaking wave, get it all wrong and fall head first down the face with the wave burying me nicely.

Its a regular, but not a favourite!



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