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Wind wing apparel

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Created by cauncy A week ago, 13 Aug 2019
cauncy
WA, 7399 posts
13 Aug 2019 8:50PM
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latest gear at windwing dealer meetings

Subsonic
WA, 1716 posts
13 Aug 2019 9:13PM
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causehecan
QLD, 602 posts
14 Aug 2019 5:21AM
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Googled it as a joke but after watching the intro in going to download it save it for a weekend of getting drunk and yelling abuse about all the inaccuracies

RAL INN
VIC, 2753 posts
14 Aug 2019 5:55AM
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causehecan said..


Googled it as a joke but after watching the intro in going to download it save it for a weekend of getting drunk and yelling abuse about all the inaccuracies


What inaccuracies?
All you truly need is a wing and a prayer.

causehecan
QLD, 602 posts
14 Aug 2019 10:06AM
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The flyings spot on i ment the religous ones


If we put a subaru spoiler on back of a body boarders wetsuit would he get more downforce or lift?

bjw
NSW, 2762 posts
14 Aug 2019 12:32PM
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You guys have no sensitivity for people of the wind wing nature. They cant help it. Leave them and Brittany alone.

Scrubes
VIC, 109 posts
Wednesday , 21 Aug 2019 6:57PM
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causehecan said..


Googled it as a joke but after watching the intro in going to download it save it for a weekend of getting drunk and yelling abuse about all the inaccuracies


could be the next thing to have a head mount for them

causehecan
QLD, 602 posts
Wednesday , 21 Aug 2019 7:55PM
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Scrubes said..
causehecan said..


Googled it as a joke but after watching the intro in going to download it save it for a weekend of getting drunk and yelling abuse about all the inaccuracies


could be the next thing to have a head mount for them


Hahahaha

the GOJOE exists and the windwing so we shouldnt laugh too loudly.




Remember the ****ty drone surfing video where old mate just got pulled down wind and all you old kooks started frothing wanting to throw thousands at it? If only you knew the enjoyment comes from achieving goals not from shiny toys.

Just so theyres no confusion when i say old kooks i mean all of you

bootsandloops
51 posts
Wednesday , 21 Aug 2019 8:49PM
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who are you calling old? you have to yoga and diet so that you are able to unhook in 15 knots.

amirite
245 posts
Wednesday , 21 Aug 2019 8:52PM
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who are you calling a kook? you have to yoga and diet so that you are able to unhook in 15 knots.



downvote on the theft of causey's avatar

causehecan
QLD, 602 posts
Wednesday , 21 Aug 2019 11:31PM
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Dont forget the tea, breathing techniques and Whatever its called when athletes envision themselves winning a gold medal 1000000 time so when they do it it doesnt actually seem like anything cause theyve done it a million times in theyre head Yeah that envision thing. Very important apparently. And a bita enya


Wait wernt we ment to be doing something so i could have your account?

bootsandloops
51 posts
Wednesday , 21 Aug 2019 10:05PM
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Yes you have to go the windfest in november and jump higher than cauncy and my account is yours or foil faster than eppo (you can use a wind wing instead of a kite)

towradgi
NSW, 254 posts
Yesterday , 22 Aug 2019 10:22AM
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Ahh, nothing beatz that latex feel on bare skin
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causehecan
QLD, 602 posts
Yesterday , 22 Aug 2019 12:36PM
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Just checked. Shes not a power ranger. But like i say in thailand shes close enough

bjw
NSW, 2762 posts
Yesterday , 22 Aug 2019 6:53PM
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Off topic.. We generally keep SB about Gimps and Nuns, but not together.

Kamikuza
QLD, 4105 posts
Yesterday , 22 Aug 2019 7:31PM
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causehecan said..
Dont forget the tea, breathing techniques and Whatever its called when athletes envision themselves winning a gold medal 1000000 time so when they do it it doesnt actually seem like anything cause theyve done it a million times in theyre head Yeah that envision thing. Very important apparently. And a bita enya


Wait wernt we ment to be doing something so i could have your account?


Is that like incessantly slamming your kite into the water?

Chris_M
1787 posts
6 hours ago , 22 Aug 2019 7:16PM
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To get to the beach on:




causehecan
QLD, 602 posts
5 hours ago , 22 Aug 2019 9:46PM
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Ever go to the cable park and adter few laps and beers your like eff it lets double up on a kneeboard you have some laughs then its off to the shed to find the treasure trove of failed waterskiing inventions from yesteryear all the mono skis and skates and belly boards until your done with all them then its lets see who can shred on the rubbish bin lid then food trays and so fourth

The wind wing is going to go to that funny weird go for a lap then its back to the shed of despair faster then all the other inventions.

They should have actually DESIGNED it to become relegated as fast as possible like just had a HUGE deflate valve like everything about it was to just get it from the showroom floor to the back of the shed in record time.

They could have designed it with a ripchord that just made it unravel or collapsible accordian folds so it just collapses into itself. Like those danoz direct gym gear thats main attribute was to be hidden under the bed. (Were all those things low key sex machines disguised as gym equipment? i was too young)



Theres only one thing that can save the wind wing. And thats if the synchro waterski triangles come back


This is essentially all the lot of you do anyways so just embrace it and buddy up

Ahhhh hahaha the WAVEING why were they always waveing to people on the beach ahhh god i was born too late god damnit. Much much too late



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