"Just take your pram that way and stick to the path. You'll be fine."
www.theage.com.au/national/western-australia/perth-mum-and-toddler-saved-from-freak-wave-by-surfing-champion-kelly-slater-20160129-gmhhox.html
3,000 years on and Moses was still trying the same pick-up routine...
Brilliant. As usual, Waterloo!
A Nerd's fantasy:
Look into my eyes not ‘round my eyes. You are falling into a deep sleep. You are at the beach. It is the north shore of Oahu. There is a huge wave bearing down on you. In a flash I could whisk you to safety. Now would you like a lift?
"Howdy there Ma'am"
"My name is Mastbender and I have to do this Caption Comp thing for some Australians that I don't really understand. I think I might have won something but first I think I have to get a funny picture of something. So I was wondering, could you stand over there and do something funny and I'll take a photo of it ?"
Hey Marcia how we gonna ride these waves ?
Easy Eric, we just need a board with active virtual vee.
What Marcia, something following the flex allowed when the plate is pressurised and pivots asymmetrically off the adjuster screw on the centreline ?
That's it Eric, you've got it now. That's how we'll do it.
Just swim out in the channel here and you'll see it's very calm on the outside then you can pick your wave. I would go out but I only go out when it's 10X overhead.
""Seriously - it does break up this far! This didn't get here from me peeing my pants!"
So you haven't seen it then ?
gary's mast, it was left close to the tap in the rigging area near bent street jetty
I called it, it's Waterlooooooo, but I was 24 hours late, I got waited last night watching the "Super Bowl", you know, our own unique version of the modern day gladiator championship. Lady Gaga won, she killed our national anthem, it was amazing, the game, not so much.