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Created by TGale 3 months ago, 2 Dec 2018
TGale
TAS, 274 posts
2 Dec 2018 11:15PM
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Mark _australia
WA, 18816 posts
2 Dec 2018 9:00PM
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Toilet fresheners becoming increasingly more strange...

Stuthepirate
WA, 3411 posts
2 Dec 2018 9:16PM
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Not to be outdone by DC Comics latest installment, the lefties, lgbtqrstuvwxy community and the greens release their new "improved" version.
Aqua...thing!?

forceten
541 posts
2 Dec 2018 11:07PM
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TGale said..


Zelda, after seeing the movie "Shape of Water" goes looking for creature

Tardy
2831 posts
3 Dec 2018 3:57AM
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Fat lady Farts her way to the ocean. Floor .

Waterloo
QLD, 1376 posts
3 Dec 2018 6:48AM
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Bond girls, where are they now?...

Mr Milk
NSW, 1428 posts
3 Dec 2018 8:54AM
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What riding an exercise bike will be like with 4 degrees of global warming and 100m of sea level rise.

Paddles B'mere
QLD, 2277 posts
3 Dec 2018 8:47AM
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After a spate of fatal stingray attacks, Elon Musk releases his new "Protecta 5000" swimming vest.

forceten
541 posts
3 Dec 2018 7:56AM
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Bond girls, I actually laughed out loud, and snorted , funnnnnny

AusMoz
QLD, 1040 posts
3 Dec 2018 9:58AM
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As if there isn't enough objects to hit with a fin. Possibly a foilers nightmare!

Tardy
2831 posts
3 Dec 2018 8:40AM
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IT AIN 'T OVER TILL THE FAT LADY SINKS

Paddles B'mere
QLD, 2277 posts
3 Dec 2018 10:57AM
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^^^ that's some gold there Tardy

Bondalucci
VIC, 1530 posts
3 Dec 2018 2:32PM
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when it's time to get serious about "Finding Nemo"

Carantoc
NSW, 4116 posts
3 Dec 2018 2:58PM
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Macroscienc thought he had finally solved traffic jams with the development of his solar powered jet propelled flying quadbike

Fat Mary was sent on the first prototype test run where Macro found the lift thruster was a little less powerful than expected.

Never one to accept defeat Macro is now searching Alibaba for a cheap 5kw Chinese battery

clarence
TAS, 830 posts
3 Dec 2018 3:27PM
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Since her departure from the Calypso, Jacques Cousteau's ex-wife Zelda, has led a fairly obscure existence.

Richiefish
QLD, 5459 posts
3 Dec 2018 3:05PM
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First thing I thought of was the policeman off "The Jetsons"


Sparky
WA, 851 posts
3 Dec 2018 1:42PM
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Kate Moss seconds before her horrific diving accident.

FishMints
SA, 65 posts
3 Dec 2018 7:58PM
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"UP! you son-of-a-bitch! UP!!!"

theDoctor
NSW, 4657 posts
3 Dec 2018 11:30PM
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Mmmmmmmm
Blub blub blub blub blub
Chocolate starfish
Blub blub blub blub blub

TGale
TAS, 274 posts
5 Dec 2018 10:47AM
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Bond girl back on top

NotWal
QLD, 6797 posts
6 Dec 2018 3:09PM
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Miss Skinny Minnie gets into difficulties.
"Blow emergency tanks Mr Smee"
"Blowing emergency, aye aye sir"
"Blub blub Noooo! blub, Argh splutter, HELP!"

TGale
TAS, 274 posts
7 Dec 2018 12:25AM
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Hi all, thanks for the entries, I'm going to call this one early.

There were some great entries:

Mr Milk nicely milked the climate change theme with "What riding an exercise bike will be like with 4 degrees of global warming and 100m of sea level rise."

I really liked Tardy's quicky, the quite inappropriate "Fat lady Farts her way to the ocean floor", followed by the appropriate encore "IT AIN 'T OVER TILL THE FAT LADY SINKS".

I also really liked Mark_Aus's "Toilet fresheners becoming increasingly more strange...", in part because it gave a hint to...

...Waterloo, who should have gone with the obvious entry "Waterloo", but, as the green thumbs confirmed, his "Bond girls, where are they now?..." did hit a chord with some and under normal circumstances for me this would be the winner.

HOWEVER

... when we look at the "big picture" the recent innocently made split in the space-time continuum caused by the spontaneous premature appearance of CC484 is very worrying, as the caption of the "big picture" may soon read "CC continuity innocently lost through a botched freestyle move"!!! There is obviously an imperative to correct this impending catastrophe before it is too late,

SO

... in this (hopefully) unique once-only case, the winner of CC483 is Tony Wills.

So Tony congratulations and please take it away with CC484!!!!

decrepit
WA, 8984 posts
6 Dec 2018 9:34PM
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Dr Who would be proud, a nicely stitched back together space time continuum.

sausage
QLD, 4751 posts
19 Dec 2018 9:06AM
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Dr Who would be proud, a nicely stitched back together space time continuum.


although the Doctor would make Tony Wills submit a caption for CC483 to ensure the ripple in the space-time continuum is cancelled out

TGale
TAS, 274 posts
20 Dec 2018 1:16AM
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I think the Doctor realises that the eternity of space-time can accommodate this ripple .. but not the fracture that will result if Tony now submits a losing CC483 caption



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