Maria thought the restaurant was a great idea when she read it had 360 degree views of the water.
The Climate Institute's advertisement campaign on global warming backfired when rising sea levels was seen as not all bad.
Q. What type of waiter do you get at a water filled restaurant?
A. A da-Dum waiter
Bob decided to go one up on the restaurant where they cooked your fish at the table. In his, you had to catch it first.
You know things are crazy when people try and out do each other on how fresh their sushi is.
The Cafe at Wellington Point (QLD) decided that if the kiters were going to keep landing in the cafe they might as well make it easy for them.
(easier clean up too)
"Power lines in place?"
"check!"
"Trees on foreshore?"
"check!"
"Cars in parking lot?"
"check!"
There was a nervous tension in the air now that the judges and audience were in place and waiting expectantly for the carnage to begin, on episode 1 of the latest reality TV show.....
"Kite Crash Investigation"
"It's like I said to Judas, they make you walk over water to get a Goddamn booking here! Which I ordinarily wouldn't mind, if it weren't for the holes in my hands and feet..."
"Last time I dine on the beach! 5 hours to get served and we ordered at low tide!"
Not being happy with the current progress of the sharking culling program, Colin Barnett decides to set baits.
The Incontinence Support Club director had hit upon the perfect location for their conference!!!
Flysurfer's Christmas shin-dig went from bad to worse.
First someone stole his father's wine, then the tide came in
Select to expand quoteCarantoc said..
Flysurfer's Christmas shin-dig went from bad to worse.
First someone stole his father's wine, then the tide came in
Yeah but he got to tell everyone he made his date's knickers wet
Crowds gather for the long anticipated final in-person onwater showdown of speed, spectacle and skill between lotofwind and Mark_australia ...
Select to expand quoteRichiefish said..
Dont look up !!!!
Really, nothing of of consequence to see!
Two contenders on equal greenthumbness. Stuthepirate and TristanF. I'll give it to TristanF on bonus irreverence points.
TristanF you win !!! Over to you for the next one.
