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Caption competition 335. Al fresco.

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Created by Richiefish > 9 months ago, 28 Apr 2014
Richiefish
QLD, 5465 posts
28 Apr 2014 10:23AM
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FormulaNova
NSW, 8347 posts
28 Apr 2014 10:32AM
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Maria thought the restaurant was a great idea when she read it had 360 degree views of the water.

Mobydisc
NSW, 8484 posts
28 Apr 2014 10:35AM
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The Climate Institute's advertisement campaign on global warming backfired when rising sea levels was seen as not all bad.



elmo
WA, 7875 posts
28 Apr 2014 8:39AM
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Arrrrggghhhh yellow water

Mobydisc
NSW, 8484 posts
28 Apr 2014 11:54AM
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First rule of sandbar etiquette:

Number ones good number twos bad.

Stuthepirate
SA, 3439 posts
28 Apr 2014 11:32AM
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Having drinks at the wet mess

Stuthepirate
SA, 3439 posts
28 Apr 2014 11:34AM
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Q. What type of waiter do you get at a water filled restaurant?

A. A da-Dum waiter

FormulaNova
NSW, 8347 posts
28 Apr 2014 3:12PM
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Bob decided to go one up on the restaurant where they cooked your fish at the table. In his, you had to catch it first.



FormulaNova
NSW, 8347 posts
28 Apr 2014 3:14PM
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You know things are crazy when people try and out do each other on how fresh their sushi is.



Richiefish
QLD, 5465 posts
28 Apr 2014 6:52PM
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The Cafe at Wellington Point (QLD) decided that if the kiters were going to keep landing in the cafe they might as well make it easy for them.
(easier clean up too)

Stuthepirate
SA, 3439 posts
28 Apr 2014 6:32PM
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No-no-no-no
I said POOL Tables

Bondalucci
VIC, 1533 posts
28 Apr 2014 9:14PM
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"Power lines in place?"
"check!"
"Trees on foreshore?"
"check!"
"Cars in parking lot?"
"check!"

There was a nervous tension in the air now that the judges and audience were in place and waiting expectantly for the carnage to begin, on episode 1 of the latest reality TV show.....



"Kite Crash Investigation"




TristanF
VIC, 225 posts
29 Apr 2014 12:08AM
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"It's like I said to Judas, they make you walk over water to get a Goddamn booking here! Which I ordinarily wouldn't mind, if it weren't for the holes in my hands and feet..."

terminal
1421 posts
29 Apr 2014 1:15AM
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"Last time I dine on the beach! 5 hours to get served and we ordered at low tide!"

DavMen
NSW, 1456 posts
29 Apr 2014 10:01AM
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Not being happy with the current progress of the sharking culling program, Colin Barnett decides to set baits.

Mark _australia
WA, 18965 posts
29 Apr 2014 8:39AM
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Raj's Curry House was just safer this way

evilC
QLD, 633 posts
29 Apr 2014 12:15PM
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da vecta
QLD, 2391 posts
29 Apr 2014 12:56PM
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The Chair Police take it to the next level.

ka43
NSW, 2812 posts
29 Apr 2014 1:03PM
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The Incontinence Support Club director had hit upon the perfect location for their conference!!!

Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
29 Apr 2014 12:19PM
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Global warming deniers convention 2094

Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
29 Apr 2014 12:21PM
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God I love these crotchless panties!

Stuthepirate
SA, 3439 posts
29 Apr 2014 3:52PM
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Carantoc
NSW, 4164 posts
29 Apr 2014 9:37PM
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Flysurfer's Christmas shin-dig went from bad to worse.

First someone stole his father's wine, then the tide came in

Mark _australia
WA, 18965 posts
29 Apr 2014 7:41PM
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Carantoc said..
Flysurfer's Christmas shin-dig went from bad to worse.

First someone stole his father's wine, then the tide came in


Yeah but he got to tell everyone he made his date's knickers wet

TGale
TAS, 283 posts
30 Apr 2014 10:01AM
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Crowds gather for the long anticipated final in-person onwater showdown of speed, spectacle and skill between lotofwind and Mark_australia ...

Richiefish
QLD, 5465 posts
1 May 2014 2:25PM
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Dont look up !!!!



John340
QLD, 1921 posts
5 May 2014 11:08AM
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Richiefish said..

Dont look up !!!!





Really, nothing of of consequence to see!

Bluedog76
232 posts
5 May 2014 9:42AM
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The sharks liked the new explanation of the food chain by the humans

Macroscien
QLD, 4620 posts
5 May 2014 11:51AM
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another sunken ferry below ?

Richiefish
QLD, 5465 posts
5 May 2014 4:22PM
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Two contenders on equal greenthumbness. Stuthepirate and TristanF. I'll give it to TristanF on bonus irreverence points.

TristanF you win !!! Over to you for the next one.

albers
NSW, 1634 posts
8 May 2014 4:46PM
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