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Created by HotBodMon Friday, 11 Aug 2017
HotBodMon
NSW, 47 posts
Friday , 11 Aug 2017 5:31PM
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" The fidget spinner was influenced by the GA/Tabou freestyle team. "
- Wallah Habibi

clarence
TAS, 531 posts
Friday , 11 Aug 2017 6:31PM
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fascinating fact -

The company the produces the most car tyres in the world is Lego.

Imax1
VIC, 764 posts
Friday , 11 Aug 2017 9:06PM
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Steam rollers don't roll steam.

Bondalucci
VIC, 1499 posts
Friday , 11 Aug 2017 9:19PM
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Your nose runs more than your feet
and...
your feet smell more than your nose.

Mastbender
1401 posts
Saturday , 12 Aug 2017 2:10AM
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Whatever you do, do not cross a bridge before the river fills up!

HotBodMon
NSW, 47 posts
Saturday , 12 Aug 2017 10:52AM
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Did you know...
Target recalled all their bikes after riders complained the tops of them flexed too much


Sparky
WA, 520 posts
Saturday , 12 Aug 2017 10:36AM
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HotBodMon said..
Did you know...
Target recalled all their bikes after riders complained the tops of them flexed too much



But hey, they looked prettier than every other bike on the market.

NotWal
QLD, 6320 posts
Saturday , 12 Aug 2017 2:23PM
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That divot in your upper lip is called a philtrum.

Imax1
VIC, 764 posts
Saturday , 12 Aug 2017 3:17PM
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^^^
Those divots on a girls butt is called my thumb prints.

whyner
NSW, 736 posts
Saturday , 12 Aug 2017 3:48PM
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A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

HotBodMon
NSW, 47 posts
Saturday , 12 Aug 2017 4:20PM
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Windsurfing.TV is run by a not for proffit organisation

HotBodMon
NSW, 47 posts
Saturday , 12 Aug 2017 5:11PM
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Thank god someone finally green thumbed me .
I try really hard to make windsurfing related gags and you guys just pluck em out ov fresh air
I feel like all of you are on this train and I'm the tunnel


jus kidding

lotofwind
NSW, 4689 posts
Saturday , 12 Aug 2017 5:13PM
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It is physically impossible for a pig to look directly up into the sky.

seanhogan
2610 posts
Saturday , 12 Aug 2017 4:38PM
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you cannot see your nose


















ok ... who just tried ?

lotofwind
NSW, 4689 posts
Saturday , 12 Aug 2017 7:25PM
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The space between your eyebrows is called the glabella.

A boomerang will return to the thrower even in space.

Sparky
WA, 520 posts
Saturday , 12 Aug 2017 5:46PM
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lotofwind said..
It is physically impossible for a pig to look directly up into the sky.


They can periodically if you put them on a spit.

Sparky
WA, 520 posts
Saturday , 12 Aug 2017 5:47PM
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The dingle dangle at the back of your throat is called the uvula.

lotofwind
NSW, 4689 posts
Saturday , 12 Aug 2017 7:53PM
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HotBodMon said..
Thank god someone finally green thumbed me .
I try really hard to make windsurfing related gags and you guys just pluck em out ov fresh air
I feel like all of you are on this train and I'm the tunnel

jus kidding


You poledancers sure like strange vids???, not that I'm judging or there is anything wrong with ya vids, I guess it explains the " Don't ask don't tell" policy you guys sign before getting lessons? And why kiters wear boardies over their wetties when you guys are around. lol

Oh and
Iron weighs more after it rusts.

actiomax
NSW, 1041 posts
Saturday , 12 Aug 2017 8:46PM
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An Argentine duck has a penis as long as its entire body &a brown wood duck gets a hardon at 70mph .

joe windsurf
1107 posts
Saturday , 12 Aug 2017 8:00PM
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"dead people can get goose bumps"
shyte , i think i just got 'em
why are they called goose bumps anyway

NotWal
QLD, 6320 posts
Sunday , 13 Aug 2017 1:40AM
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You can't whistle while eating biscuits.

MarkSSC
QLD, 283 posts
Sunday , 13 Aug 2017 6:34AM
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seanhogan said..
you cannot see your nose

ok ... who just tried ?



I can see my nose...but now I am cross eyed ??

HotBodMon
NSW, 47 posts
Sunday , 13 Aug 2017 8:31AM
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actiomax said..
An Argentine duck has a penis as long as its entire body &a brown wood duck gets a hardon at 70mph .


" I'm the fittest , most sculpted windsurfing creator. "
-Jim Drake

seanhogan
2610 posts
Sunday , 13 Aug 2017 6:34AM
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1) fingers get all "wrinkled" in water to provide better grip
2) Lotof is actually funny !

Stuthepirate
WA, 3031 posts
Sunday , 13 Aug 2017 8:23AM
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The term Hysterectomy originates from the surgical practice of removing, or part of, a woman's uterus to treat female hysteria or "Woman's Madness"

olskool
QLD, 232 posts
Sunday , 13 Aug 2017 12:12PM
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Stuthepirate said..
The term Hysterectomy originates from the surgical practice of removing, or part of, a woman's uterus to treat female hysteria or "Woman's Madness"


Think a lobotomy would be more practical.

clarence
TAS, 531 posts
Sunday , 13 Aug 2017 6:05PM
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The Sydney Harbour Bridge is a still classed as a travelling stock route for cattle droving.

gavnwend
NSW, 785 posts
Sunday , 13 Aug 2017 6:33PM
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Emus cannot walk backwards.

MikeyS
VIC, 1344 posts
Sunday , 13 Aug 2017 7:46PM
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Horses can't vomit. And they can die from eating grass.

MikeyS
VIC, 1344 posts
Sunday , 13 Aug 2017 7:48PM
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And it can really really piss you off big time when they do die from eating grass.

HotBodMon
NSW, 47 posts
Sunday , 13 Aug 2017 8:08PM
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Windsurfing Folklore
-origins of bump'n'jump-

It was believed that if you stared at naked Mirandusa and only one part of you turned to stone, Bump and Jump wood o'kerr.




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