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hardie
hardie
WA
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19 Jan 2007 11:40am
7 days of 20/30 knot winds, waves every day, my 46 yo body feels like it's 76yo, 2 more days of torture to go, anybody wanna swap
Bender
Bender
WA
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19 Jan 2007 11:43am
TOUGHEN UP PRINCESS!!
Zed
Zed
WA
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Zed Zed
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19 Jan 2007 11:45am
You could take up Kitesurfing?
mineral1
mineral1
WA
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19 Jan 2007 11:49am
Hay at least your out there sufferingbugger it, I been watching the graphs shocking conditions we been having, ya poor sufferin buggers
I am home sookn about my foot, asking the misses to get anutha scotch and cola from the fridge, darl.

Mineral
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
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19 Jan 2007 11:57am
Hard's me ol' mate.
four words S T F U

some of us have to bloody work you know

did get out of Tuesday tho
bubs
bubs
SA
924 posts
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19 Jan 2007 2:44pm
I've still got 2 go back to school for another four years. Start in two weeks. I only get the weekends if i'm lucky, and my dads willing to drive for an hour.

bubs
rooster
rooster
WA
243 posts
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19 Jan 2007 1:40pm
Im off on a road trip next week mate. With my luck of windsurf adventures of late you are sure to have a break next week Anyway Bender is right, toughen up hardie soft boy
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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19 Jan 2007 2:32pm
No words only pictures

elmo
elmo
WA
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19 Jan 2007 5:47pm
The boyz been up at corro's all week.

I don't think he's had to pull a sail out greater than a 5m the whole time.

He's been sailing 2-3m swells up there every day.

He has managed to clean out Geraldton entirely of Kneadit for the amount of nose damage he has done to his and Robins boards.

20 knots comes in at 9am this morning and all the messages I get is whiny little messages about how hard done by he is and how much he is hurting.

Use a better lubricant!! then the sailing callouses won't hurt so much when stroking the little Hardie after a tough day at the office.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
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19 Jan 2007 5:59pm
You know, I used to kind of like the guy, now I just hate him
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
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19 Jan 2007 8:33pm
Poor guy,
I'm sitting here looking out my window at the trees and you could swear it was a photo....not a breath of wind in sight, same for the last couple of weeks!!! I can only wish for a breeze over the weekend, or i'll be selling my gear and buying a sea-doo[}:)]...
WINDY MILLER
WINDY MILLER
WA
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19 Jan 2007 6:57pm
har har v good PR nearly as funny as chopperbies....
elmo
elmo
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19 Jan 2007 10:58pm
Finally the big blouse gives me some details of his wave sailing sessions.

Being unable to wave sail myself due to ill health, I've got to live through the exploits of others on waves (flat water blasting can only get soooooo interesting).

Although the Hardie presents a pretty low bench mark (just a bit better than my sad wave riding skills)it's good to hear about how some others are going.

So after spitting the dummy to the big Nancy boy this morning about his continual whining about how much he hurts from his sessions I finally got some details, I'm Happy now

If any one else wants to give me some details so I can dream about their exploits on the waves Please post them.


Alby
decrepit
decrepit
WA
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19 Jan 2007 11:21pm
quote:
Originally posted by elmo



If any one else wants to give me some details so I can dream about their exploits on the waves Please post them.
Alby



We've only had little stuff here, (as you probably know) but enough to try the new board out on, and it rips!!!!
Grovels in 12knts as well as Dot's big board, and is as loose on waves as my little yellow one. Had it out in 25knts and is still comfortable.
Drop round and check it out.

Mike
elmo
elmo
WA
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19 Jan 2007 11:37pm
quote:
Originally posted by decrepit

quote:
Originally posted by elmo



If any one else wants to give me some details so I can dream about their exploits on the waves Please post them.
Alby



We've only had little stuff here, (as you probably know) but enough to try the new board out on, and it rips!!!!
Grovels in 12knts as well as Dot's big board, and is as loose on waves as my little yellow one. Had it out in 25knts and is still comfortable.
Drop round and check it out.

Mike




Sounds cool, looked a good shape before you glass's it. Dropped by to look (forelornly) at Avi last night looked to be peeling nicely (albeit a bit small).

Can't wait to get back into the surf but unfortunately I think this season is a write off.

Watcha da reef with these ridiculously low tides.

Alby
Harrow
Harrow
NSW
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20 Jan 2007 11:06am
Same here in Sydney. 20+ NE every day, has coincided nicely with my annual leave. Could barely get up out of bed this morning.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
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20 Jan 2007 10:14pm
"HELP ME"
The last words of that cult sci-fi classic "The Fly". You're not turning into a fly are you Hardie. It wont help your bottom turn.
hardie
hardie
WA
4133 posts
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20 Jan 2007 9:47pm
Thankyou for your replies, I need lots of counselling and empathy now,.......... so pour it on fella's help out a poor depressed ex-happy in bliss windsurfer.....I have returned back to reality........... You don't realise when you've got it so good sometimes I'd rather have an achey 76yo body after wavesailing for 3 hours than have a 46yo body that's just............ what I dunno......... just flabbing away again now, I want my little gero conditions back

Please your sympathies............
NotWal
NotWal
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20 Jan 2007 10:55pm
Ar get f****d you short row of stars.
hardie
hardie
WA
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20 Jan 2007 10:00pm
Thankyou walter.......... You are very kind!!!! Just the sort of sympathy I was looking for

Just a general question to all forum users....... What is a FIVE-O, that people refer to?
elmo
elmo
WA
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20 Jan 2007 10:14pm
Hardie

As you are back I don't have to SMS you the Corro's forecast so here it is anyway

Kalbarri to Jurien Bay:
Strong Wind Warning.
Saturday until midnight: S'ly winds 20/30 knots. Seas 1.5m to 2.0m. Swell to 1.5m.
Sunday: SE winds 15/20 knots, tending E/NE 13/18 knots early in the morning. Winds shifting S/SW 13/18 knots around noon and increasing to 18/23 knots by late afternoon. Seas 1.0m to 1.5m. Swell 1.0m to 1.5m.
Monday: S/SE winds 15/20 knots, tending S/SW 20/30 knots in the afternoon. Seas 1.5m to 2.0m. Swell to 2.0m.
Tuesday: S/SW winds 15/20 knots, increasing to 20/30 knots during the afternoon.


The perth metro forecast

Sunday
Gardening and putting away your small gear

Monday
Work, work work

Tuesday
Work Work work work

Thursday
Windy and Work Work Work



Ahhhh I feel better now

mind you, I got a week to go on my hol's and I spent 11 hrs and 400km working today so who gets the last laugh



Welcome back big fella, the magic number is 89.5

Alby
rosey
rosey
NSW
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21 Jan 2007 12:19am
5.0m sail?
decrepit
decrepit
WA
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20 Jan 2007 10:19pm
quote:
Originally posted by hardie

...... What is a FIVE-O, that people refer to?



Come on hardie your memory isn't that bad!! Just because you've been on a FOUR-TWO the last week or so.
hardie
hardie
WA
4133 posts
WA, 4133 posts
20 Jan 2007 10:20pm
quote:
Originally posted by elmo

Hardie

As you are back I don't have to SMS you the Corro's forecast so here it is anyway

Kalbarri to Jurien Bay:
Strong Wind Warning.
Saturday until midnight: S'ly winds 20/30 knots. Seas 1.5m to 2.0m. Swell to 1.5m.
Sunday: SE winds 15/20 knots, tending E/NE 13/18 knots early in the morning. Winds shifting S/SW 13/18 knots around noon and increasing to 18/23 knots by late afternoon. Seas 1.0m to 1.5m. Swell 1.0m to 1.5m.
Monday: S/SE winds 15/20 knots, tending S/SW 20/30 knots in the afternoon. Seas 1.5m to 2.0m. Swell to 2.0m.
Tuesday: S/SW winds 15/20 knots, increasing to 20/30 knots during the afternoon.


The perth metro forecast

Sunday
Gardening and putting away your small gear

Monday
Work, work work

Tuesday
Work Work work work

Thursday
Windy and Work Work Work



Ahhhh I feel better now

mind you, I got a week to go on my hol's and I spent 11 hrs and 400km working today so who gets the last laugh



Welcome back big fella, the magic number is 89.5

Alby



Who are you cruel beast of science to post that forecast

......Yes love that 4 letter word, 23 phone messages, 156 emails, appointment diary booked solid, you have 1 little cool windsurfing holiday and they ..............

PS. the reference to 89.5......... explain
hardie
hardie
WA
4133 posts
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20 Jan 2007 10:22pm
quote:
Originally posted by rosey

5.0m sail?



People use equipment that big?
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
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20 Jan 2007 10:23pm
quote:
Originally posted by hardie


Who are you cruel beast of science to post that forecast

......Yes love that 4 letter word, 23 phone messages, 156 emails, appointment diary booked solid, you have 1 little cool windsurfing holiday and they ..............

PS. the reference to 89.5......... explain




One moment your feeling down then something will pick you right back up again.

kg
hardie
hardie
WA
4133 posts
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20 Jan 2007 10:29pm
quote:
Originally posted by elmo

quote:
[PS. the reference to 89.5......... explain




One moment your feeling down then your right back up again.

kg



Phew, I thought you were talkin 89.5 km/h, never catch you then

Just call me skinny @ 86kg,


And surely this Rosey fellow jests, and has a loan of my sensibilities?...how could any normal human being hold up a sail that big ............... Five-0....... Unsailable I say!!!!!!!
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
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21 Jan 2007 2:37am
quote:
Just call me skinny @ 86kg,


OH NO
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
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21 Jan 2007 4:15pm
86, bloody fading away to a shadow.

At least I know where the kg's went .... onto my guts
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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21 Jan 2007 4:36pm
Your grossly underwieght Hardie.....eat more lard.
hardie
hardie
WA
4133 posts
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21 Jan 2007 4:51pm
Now, when I'm showering I can now tell by sight that I'm a male, I always had to feel just to make sure............ I used to think I might be a pregnant woman who had grown a whole lot of chest and stomach hair, though I could never feel the baby kicking and my nipples didn't swell up, so I'd reach under the tub of lard that was my stomach ...... feel around and think "oh yeah you're a bloke you dik head" .... doh
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