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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23684 posts
27 Mar 2007 7:33pm
Why did the kitesurfer cross the road?








Like he had a choice............
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
27 Mar 2007 8:12pm
hahahahahahahhahahahaha

Must admit there are a lot of ego charged people who kite. Even some dreadful TWATS

Makes me wonder why the windurfer forum is much more peaceful place to hang out in?
CJW
CJW
NSW
1731 posts
CJW CJW
NSW, 1731 posts
27 Mar 2007 10:21pm
HAhahaha

gold!
MjEaster
MjEaster
WA
64 posts
MjEaster MjEaster
WA, 64 posts
27 Mar 2007 8:31pm


Good one would love to see it happen think it would be piss funny
rscaife
rscaife
WA
96 posts
rscaife rscaife
WA, 96 posts
27 Mar 2007 9:01pm
How about:

Why are windsurfers w-nkers?

Like they have a choice...
elizabethb
elizabethb
QLD
2081 posts
elizabethb elizabethb
QLD, 2081 posts
27 Mar 2007 11:07pm

onya Mark [}:)]

rscaife take a joke mate. im a kiter. just chillax a bit more.

agree with you rellie... I hang on this side as much as I can. I'm actually preferring it oh my god! lol



Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23684 posts
27 Mar 2007 9:13pm
Geez rscaife.... mate like Liz said, take a joke. More kiters than poleys get dragged across carparks ........ that is what makes it funny in clever kinda way. Maybe that sort of humour is above you?

Come up with a clever joke about windsurfers and I'll take it, else go back to the kite forum.

By the way r u M. Scaife's brother?
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
Greenroom Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
27 Mar 2007 9:41pm
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

hahahahahahahhahahahaha

Must admit there are a lot of ego charged people who kite. Even some dreadful TWATS

Makes me wonder why the windurfer forum is much more peaceful place to hang out in?

Sounds like you just described Rscaife Reli?
Your just a pleasure to have around Reli in more than one way
elizabethb
elizabethb
QLD
2081 posts
elizabethb elizabethb
QLD, 2081 posts
27 Mar 2007 11:56pm
quote:
Originally posted by Greenroom
Your just a pleasure to have around Reli in more than one way


awww grennniieee! Yall guys just sound so loving of each other!

Wheres my love greenie! Where's the love!

mineral1
mineral1
WA
4564 posts
mineral1 mineral1
WA, 4564 posts
27 Mar 2007 10:04pm
Liz, never mind the love, Every time Mark post and I see his Avatar I near on chuck[}:)] that's got to be one of the best yet for getting a reaction.
I just asked Mark if he had been sucking some lead dust lately. Must say his sense of humour has improved since he returned after forced lay off On ya Mark
Mineral
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
Greenroom Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
27 Mar 2007 10:10pm
quote:
Originally posted by elizabethb

quote:
Originally posted by Greenroom
Your just a pleasure to have around Reli in more than one way


awww grennniieee! Yall guys just sound so loving of each other!

Wheres my love greenie! Where's the love!



I have plenty of love for you too Liz... in more than one way
Reli has too much hair on his nipples for my licking... oops I mean liking
GROUP HUG
mineral1
mineral1
WA
4564 posts
mineral1 mineral1
WA, 4564 posts
27 Mar 2007 10:19pm
Good on ya Greenie
Mineral
PS Liz, he realy is a nice chap our Greenie
Mineral
rscaife
rscaife
WA
96 posts
rscaife rscaife
WA, 96 posts
27 Mar 2007 10:24pm
The kite-forum might have been a more suitable place for the kite joke. After all, it is indeed amusing, in the right context.

P.S. Although some of the hastily drawn descriptions of my attitude may not be particularly accurate, in light of my initial comment I accept being called a big-time w-nker as I have been windsurfing since 1976.
elizabethb
elizabethb
QLD
2081 posts
elizabethb elizabethb
QLD, 2081 posts
28 Mar 2007 12:33am

tsk tsk tsk!!!! A windy posting a kiter joke on the kiting forum.!? Are you asking for them to be slaughtered. Kiting side is insane l8ly *steer clear* I like these guys in one piece. We've hada chuckle

rscaife!!!! Your not a big time w-nker, your just a big time pole dancer... Be proud of it

poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
27 Mar 2007 10:44pm
stop it greenie stop it.

Somehow i like it here, no one takes themselves seriously, never any nasty rows never any backbiting or slandering, just good aussie banter and good spelling.

I like the windsurfing forum.....just a pity the sport is for gays.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
27 Mar 2007 10:49pm
heres a windsurfing joke.

Windsurfing....not as gay as this
www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=3853

but trying
Kremlin
Kremlin
418 posts
Kremlin Kremlin
418 posts
27 Mar 2007 10:55pm
Comrade Reli
Have you been of injecting the grapefruit again ? beware the gorilla
Comrade Mark I back from unexpected surveillance operation... I get your package to you very soon ok yar ?
I sorrying for the delay... hard sourcing the large caliber equipment you have in mind for using, but I call in Soviet connection all is good for certain yar
FilthyAmatuer
FilthyAmatuer
WA
877 posts
FilthyAmatuer FilthyAmatuer
WA, 877 posts
27 Mar 2007 10:55pm
LoL Greenie, Just gotta hope ya mrs never gets on ya comp when u left the forums open
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
27 Mar 2007 11:01pm
quote:
Reli has too much hair on his nipples for my licking... oops I mean liking

You miss a days fkn shaving......
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2898 posts
RAL INN RAL INN
SA, 2898 posts
28 Mar 2007 8:25am
It's not that PR misses a Days shaving.

It's just that he starts shaving at his ankles and buy the time he gets to his ribs, all the blades are blunt.


Can you find the spelling mistake. That should sort out the Kiters from the Sailboarders!
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
28 Mar 2007 7:46am
quote:
buy

should be "by"
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2898 posts
RAL INN RAL INN
SA, 2898 posts
28 Mar 2007 10:54am
Not supposed to tell. Now they will all know!
hardie
hardie
WA
4133 posts
hardie hardie
WA, 4133 posts
28 Mar 2007 9:32am
What is the definition of deluded optimism?

A windsurfer who believs a seven day forecast
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
28 Mar 2007 9:36am
quote:
believs


believes thats BELIEVES

for sh@#s sake, we are sinking to the level of that forum below us
hardie
hardie
WA
4133 posts
hardie hardie
WA, 4133 posts
28 Mar 2007 9:40am
quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

quote:
believs


believes thats BELIEVES

for sh@#s sake, we are sinking to the level of that forum below us


What's more annoying than a kitesurfer posting on a windsurfing forum about a kitesurf joke?

A windsurfer that picks out a spelling mistake of a fellow windsurfer who was trying to be innovative and original with a hilariously funny windsurfing joke
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
28 Mar 2007 9:46am
quote:
Originally posted by hardie

quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

quote:
believs


believes thats BELIEVES

for sh@#s sake, we are sinking to the level of that forum below us


What's more annoying than a kitesurfer posting on a windsurfing forum about a kitesurf joke?

A windsurfer that picks out a spelling mistake of a fellow windsurfer who was trying to be innovative and original with a hilariously funny windsurfing joke


LMFAO


Did you know that

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Just thought that was interesting
MintoxGT
MintoxGT
WA
975 posts
MintoxGT MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
28 Mar 2007 10:12am
He got ya there Grumps

Maaaaaaaybe you actully have a kite stashed in ya shed that we dont know about???? Is that why you point out the spelling errors to the drop baggers? Huh huh huh!

Cheers GT
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
28 Mar 2007 10:21am
quote:
Originally posted by MintoxGT
Maaaaaaaybe you actually have a kite stashed in ya shed that we dont know about???? Is that why you point out the spelling errors to the drop baggers? Huh huh huh!

Cheers GT


Wash your mouth out GT

I was just on a roll and forgot to stop
MjEaster
MjEaster
WA
64 posts
MjEaster MjEaster
WA, 64 posts
28 Mar 2007 11:26am
LMFAO Leech
MintoxGT
MintoxGT
WA
975 posts
MintoxGT MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
28 Mar 2007 11:49am
Grumps, Just rinsing the last of the soap out now

Leech, Damn that's gotta hurt

Cheers GT
plev
plev
QLD
181 posts
plev plev
QLD, 181 posts
28 Mar 2007 10:53pm
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