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General Gps & Speed Waves Foiling Gear Reviews Lost & Found WA NSW QLD SA VIC TAS
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Yousurf
Yousurf
WA
165 posts
Yousurf Yousurf
WA, 165 posts
10 May 2007 6:52pm
I have a major problem.

when I go to the beach there are that many girls running up to me asking for sex that I can't get to the water for a sail. Does anyone have any advice?
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8894 posts
10 May 2007 6:53pm
Wake up

Clean the mess

Leave it alone else you'll go blind
firiebob
firiebob
WA
3182 posts
firiebob firiebob
WA, 3182 posts
10 May 2007 8:38pm
Yeh, wait till you get to my age
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12884 posts
decrepit decrepit
WA, 12884 posts
10 May 2007 8:43pm
If you start running out of the wherewithal, there may be some of hardies nanobots left over!
WINDY MILLER
WINDY MILLER
WA
3183 posts
WINDY MILLER WINDY MILLER
WA, 3183 posts
10 May 2007 9:16pm
you only get a bucket and a half......

use it wisley
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23684 posts
10 May 2007 9:21pm
Yousurf:

stop sailing at Pinaroo, they make have makeup on but they're not girls
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
Greenroom Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
10 May 2007 10:23pm
I think Yousurf sails at a dog beach
woody46
woody46
WA
78 posts
woody46 woody46
WA, 78 posts
11 May 2007 1:44pm
maybe you got hold of the wrong mast
Gonewindsurfing247
Gonewindsurfing247
WA
966 posts
Gonewindsurfing247 Gonewindsurfing247
WA, 966 posts
11 May 2007 1:52pm
Thread of the week.

Nearly wet myself laughing so much.

Keep up the good work guys.
Leech
Leech
WA
1933 posts
Leech Leech
WA, 1933 posts
11 May 2007 1:54pm
Was about to say the same thing.

Thanks for unboringifying the forums!
nutbag
nutbag
154 posts
nutbag nutbag
154 posts
11 May 2007 2:58pm
Give that eyeMhardcore guy a call. He reckons he can take care of them for you
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
11 May 2007 5:54pm
Just tell them the truth. Say "No thanks, I'd rather go sailing".
mineral1
mineral1
WA
4564 posts
mineral1 mineral1
WA, 4564 posts
11 May 2007 4:04pm
quote:
Originally posted by Mark _australia

Yousurf:

stop sailing at Pinaroo, they make have makeup on but they're not girls

Yep, and its none streak type as well and doesn’t slip off, unlike somebody else’s jocks, who we wont mention that is currently profiling on his avator
NR
NR
WA
517 posts
NR NR
WA, 517 posts
11 May 2007 4:18pm
Start kiting, the problem will soon go away.
qldsalty
qldsalty
QLD
299 posts
qldsalty qldsalty
QLD, 299 posts
11 May 2007 7:38pm
Great photo Woody.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23684 posts
11 May 2007 9:19pm
quote:
Originally posted by NR

Start kiting, the problem will soon go away.


Hahahahaha best reply in the history of WS forums. Ever.

(oh yeah and Mineral, fug off )
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