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WTF can someone translate this ad for me

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Created by R1DER 3 months ago, 18 Mar 2017
R1DER
WA, 934 posts
18 Mar 2017 1:28PM
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LOTS OF GREAT GEAR AT RIDICULOUS PRICES

ALL FIELD TESTED WITH SCARS TO PROVE IT

But dont take my word for it - try it out - rigged right and blast past the Warrior- masts -boards
Tush(blasty mainly) - Neil Pride (small 4 ish) RRD - Saverne - Biggest is 6.5m2
What"s not to like - great FUN worthy sails(TUSH-GUN- RRD - SAVERNE rigged ala Paul style - forget robbie's Dad
TOM I slowed up because you were telling that story of 10 hours broken gear 10 sharks and a lollpop
Board range from first Bombora slamon circa 1993 to RRD Freeride - shake yer ass boy (or even better girl)
Also I have got a freestyle develop yer freestyle board QE2 (take yer friend to Penguin island - bring 5 x Esky - sexy- rod plastic deck chair - table with 2-4 seats.Strap on a BBQ (BE Flash eg Shepard Powder Coated his shiny glare- the Pirate brought a Flame Thrower as He saluted the Ferry) and an attItUde (ALTITUDE?)
Then - sail SLOWLY to PI (no wind required as long as it's light and Xshore. OK this is 2 good 2 B true - It is TRUE
Truth Costs - Best things FREE - It costs to have real FUn - but remember green chips - money - life (it;s yours - TAKE IT
and The IS AN Deathly ENDv(Or is there ?)

PS No BRAIN DEADS need BUY

There's more call me 0414 759 135 and only Next Wed (B4 St Pat day) hang around the Pond with heaps of cold cash
You will be given a great reception and a smile - BUT ONLY IF HUEY HONOURS MORTALS (no steak knifes).



stehsegler
WA, 2787 posts
18 Mar 2017 4:54PM
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Ask Langey. I think he understands that language.

Subsonic
WA, 964 posts
18 Mar 2017 7:47PM
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From what I can figure, he needs some spending money (cash it would seem. I'm guessing he's not buying candy with it either) for Saint Patricks day, and can meet prospective buyers at the pond.

R1DER
WA, 934 posts
18 Mar 2017 8:04PM
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stehsegler said..
Ask Langey. I think he understands that language.


His brother from another mother?

Sparky
WA, 481 posts
18 Mar 2017 8:13PM
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I think he is offering to steal to order.



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