waveslave said...
"Dude, check out my new boat."
"It's totally awesome, Man."
"Dude, do you want to launch your kite from it?"
"Wow Man, I have enough problems setting up a kite on land."
"Dude, you can do a drift-launch. It's easy."
"Easy to wrap my lines around the prop, Man."
"Dude, don't worry. Pre-rig and use a bucket for the lines."
"Sounds messy, Man."
"Just make sure you don't pass the bar through the lines, Dude."
"So how do I land my kite, Man?"
"Dude, fly your kite onto the water and I'll deflate the main sock ...and reel you in."
"Sounds messy, Man."
"Dude, don't worry."
"Hey Man, did I ever tell you that I get very seasick on boats?"
"Sounds messy, Dude."
Dude: Well here we are, kilometres off shore kite-surfing a bombie. It's time to try out your boat launch method.
Man: Dude, we have a problem…
Dude: oh oh, this sounds messy Man
Dude: I forgot to put the bungs in Man. The boat's gonna get messy.
Cut to image of boat slowly sinking, taking Dude & Man with it to davey jones' locker…..
Cut to sounds of Seabreeze forum readers' ecstatic clapping and cheering at not having to read this stream of consciousness crap any more….