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NoBS
VIC
Australia
246 Posts |
Posted 05/02/2012, 3:54 pm
   
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Why he was wearing boardies over his wetsuit.....
He told me to fark off..
My response...
Cool... 
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the gibbo
WA
Australia
604 Posts |
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kitingtopher
SA
Australia
120 Posts |
Posted 06/02/2012, 9:55 am
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| hope that off was a girl. |
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au_rick
WA
Australia
699 Posts |
Posted 06/02/2012, 12:00 pm
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| why he came on a kitesurfing holiday without a pump ? |
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the gibbo
WA
Australia
604 Posts |
Posted 06/02/2012, 4:15 pm
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did you use toilet paper or local flora, fauna or wildlife
feck off
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NoBS
VIC
Australia
246 Posts |
Posted 06/02/2012, 5:07 pm
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if he knew that self rescue won't work in an offshore on beach 3..
His reply..
Ja no problem, we call helicopter!
Awesome.  |
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stuntnaz
NSW
Australia
193 Posts |
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dave......
WA
Barbados
1654 Posts |
Posted 06/02/2012, 6:28 pm
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I bet he was from Grease....... |
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the gibbo
WA
Australia
604 Posts |
Posted 06/02/2012, 7:49 pm
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Do you know thats an exclusion zone
Fark off i pooped there yesterday
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Oris
WA
Australia
124 Posts |
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sir ROWDY
United Kingdom
3267 Posts |
Posted 06/02/2012, 10:25 pm
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I asked a Euro at Woodmans point -
1. "How are you?"
2. "Are you having a nice day?"...
She gave me a kiss. |
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Oris
WA
Australia
124 Posts |
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Fooosh
WA
Australia
559 Posts |
Posted 09/02/2012, 7:35 am
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...why are you picking up litter?
She said I love Australia, its been so good here and I just want to do a little something for the land. Come join me.
Cool...
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RPM
WA
Australia
785 Posts |
Posted 09/02/2012, 3:29 pm
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if he thought this season was worth coming out for....
His response was.....
Vaffanculo!
My reply....Feel your pain bro. |
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