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WA
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Posted 08/04/2012, 12:39 am        Report Show Profile
The best number is 73. Why? 73 is the 21st prime number. Its mirror (37) is the 12th and its mirror (21) is the product of multiplying, 7 and 3. ... In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001 which backwards is 1001001.
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Posted 08/04/2012, 4:23 am        Report Show Profile
Wrong it's 2
NSW
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Posted 08/04/2012, 6:17 am        Report Show Profile
I always liked 69
NSW
575 Posts
Posted 08/04/2012, 7:08 am        Report Show Profile
my cat eats cat food...
WA
620 Posts
Posted 08/04/2012, 8:35 am        Report Show Profile
wet or dry? Purina or whiskas?
NSW
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Posted 08/04/2012, 12:33 pm        Report Show Profile
I think I'm a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac. I lay awake at night wondering if there really is a dog. Is there?
QLD
20 Posts
Posted 08/04/2012, 12:42 pm        Report Show Profile
lotofwind said...
I always liked 69
with a porcupine?
WA
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Posted 08/04/2012, 2:42 pm        Report Show Profile
hamburglar said...
I want my elephant
Soooooo what I want to know is.. Has anyone figured out how long it takes to cook the elephant??? Using African swallows... Also should I wear my harness whist preparing the Elephant..
VIC
568 Posts
Posted 08/04/2012, 3:44 pm        Report Show Profile
joshy0184 said...
hamburglar said...
I want my elephant
Soooooo what I want to know is.. Has anyone figured out how long it takes to cook the elephant??? Using African swallows... Also should I wear my harness whist preparing the Elephant..
No but you must wear shorts over your wetsuit.
ACT
1923 Posts
Posted 08/04/2012, 7:28 pm        Report Show Profile
junglist said...
joshy0184 said...
hamburglar said...
I want my elephant
Soooooo what I want to know is.. Has anyone figured out how long it takes to cook the elephant??? Using African swallows... Also should I wear my harness whist preparing the Elephant..
No but you must wear shorts over your wetsuit.
???? How trucken big is the oven ???? replace tr with an f
NSW
3806 Posts
Posted 08/04/2012, 7:55 pm        Report Show Profile
Another fact, If everybody on earth all sneezed at the exact same time, the earth would stop rotating and we would no longer have any gravity.
ACT
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Posted 08/04/2012, 8:08 pm        Report Show Profile
if all the coal in austrailia was moved to the northern hemisphere (china)would the world tip off its axis ? this is the stuff i loose sleep at night over
QLD
154 Posts
Posted 09/04/2012, 5:49 pm        Report Show Profile
I once hit Jackie Chan with a cactus. Then we caught a flounder.
NSW
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Posted 09/04/2012, 6:54 pm        Report Show Profile
but did you know that kangaroos and emus cannot walk backwards.
Kazakhstan
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Posted 09/04/2012, 7:44 pm        Report Show Profile
If corn oil is made out of corn and vegetable oil is made out of vegetables What is baby oil made out of ?
NT
1116 Posts
Posted 10/04/2012, 8:29 am        Report Show Profile
Kitepower Australia said...
Juddy said...
Kitepower Australia said...
Has anyone seen where I put the sauce bottle?
I've got chili, tomato & BBQ sauce...which one do you want?
Chilli please Also please note that baby seagulls do not have eyebrows...
... but if they don't have eyebrows,,, how will you know if they are angry???
NT
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Posted 10/04/2012, 8:41 am        Report Show Profile
... quick question, whats brown and sticky...?
WA
273 Posts
Posted 10/04/2012, 8:57 am        Report Show Profile
a stick
NSW
3806 Posts
Posted 10/04/2012, 12:02 pm        Report Show Profile
^^an easter egg left on the dash of your car.
NT
1116 Posts
Posted 10/04/2012, 12:20 pm        Report Show Profile
Strongbow said...
a stick
... yep, a stick!
Posted 10/04/2012, 1:48 pm        Report Show Profile
WA
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Posted 10/04/2012, 2:16 pm        Report Show Profile
This thread needs Zena
NSW
3806 Posts
Posted 10/04/2012, 2:50 pm        Report Show Profile
^^^^^^^Quick,,someone throw jelly on them.
NSW
265 Posts
Posted 10/04/2012, 5:32 pm        Report Show Profile
could you pencil some eye brows on?
36 Posts
Posted 10/04/2012, 5:48 pm        Report Show Profile
no point having tampons with no string
QLD
80 Posts
Posted 10/04/2012, 5:59 pm        Report Show Profile
My dog eats cat food. But only if the cat eats it first.
QLD
80 Posts
Posted 10/04/2012, 6:04 pm        Report Show Profile
Chain me up will ya you prick. Ill piss on ya leg!!
NSW
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Posted 10/04/2012, 6:41 pm        Report Show Profile
Puetz said...
Kitepower Australia said...
Juddy said...
Kitepower Australia said...
Has anyone seen where I put the sauce bottle?
I've got chili, tomato & BBQ sauce...which one do you want?
Chilli please Also please note that baby seagulls do not have eyebrows...
... but if they don't have eyebrows,,, how will you know if they are angry???
This guy is seething with anger just after this photo was taken it pecked out the eyes of 10 bystanders, true story.
NSW
56 Posts
Posted 10/04/2012, 9:00 pm        Report Show Profile
Vhat are you stinking about!
NT
1116 Posts
Posted 11/04/2012, 8:39 am        Report Show Profile
Kitepower Australia said...
Puetz said...
Kitepower Australia said...
Juddy said...
Kitepower Australia said...
Has anyone seen where I put the sauce bottle?
I've got chili, tomato & BBQ sauce...which one do you want?
Chilli please Also please note that baby seagulls do not have eyebrows...
... but if they don't have eyebrows,,, how will you know if they are angry???
This guy is seething with anger just after this photo was taken it pecked out the eyes of 10 bystanders, true story.
... and 'cause he has no eyebrows, you just can't see it, man he can pull off the perfect crime and get away with it!!!!
 
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