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can't handle a shortboard.
Yep your going to smash me BUT one of your little sb friends smashed into my mate on a stand up paddle board today (new one ) at that.Before you jump on your little low horses,my mate was prone paddling his 804 in clean 3 foot surf with small numbers out,mate has been riding sb's for 30+ years and still rips,rides both sb sup and dw sup and can handle all,so how can a kook shortboarder run into someone else,no fking skill,if you want to learn go down the beach and learn like we all did way back in time.
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Fark off sweeper, if it was 3 foot clean you shouldnt be there if there are short boarders
Sweeping is reserved for fat 1ft slop
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fly guy said...
Fark off sweeper, if it was 3 foot clean you shouldnt be there if there are short boarders
Sweeping is reserved for fat 1ft slop
Fark off our board is bigger so stay out of the way. Haven't you seen JM take off at Jaws on a sup. Man he charges. 1ft slop pffff
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fly guy said...
Fark off sweeper, if it was 3 foot clean you shouldnt be there if there are short boarders
Sweeping is reserved for fat 1ft slop
Read the post again clown I said prone paddling not sup'ing.
I bet you like pin tails or is it pig tails you big girl or pee brains so whats up champ shortboarder own the fking ocean pff or is it ****.
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Buzz Fly 
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Whats "prone paddling" angry man? Pig tails? wow! hahaha
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fly guy said...
Whats "prone paddling" angry man? Pig tails? wow! hahaha
Yeah I was wondering the same thing, this thread is not going to end well... 
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fly guy said...
Whats "prone paddling" angry man? Pig tails? wow! hahaha
I think he meant pron paddling 
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Makaha said...
can't handle a shortboard.
Yep your going to smash me BUT one of your little sb friends smashed into my mate on a stand up paddle board today (new one ) at that.Before you jump on your little low horses,my mate was prone paddling his 804 in clean 3 foot surf with small numbers out,mate has been riding sb's for 30+ years and still rips,rides both sb sup and dw sup and can handle all,so how can a kook shortboarder run into someone else,no fking skill,if you want to learn go down the beach and learn like we all did way back in time.
If it's three foot and clean, what's your mate doin prone paddling a sup...?
Especially if he's got 30yrs experience and still 'rips'.....
Sounds like an over inflation of oneselfs' ego...
Tell your mate to suck it up buttercup...
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Dear doc' yes he is sucking it up his last sb sup came off the roof on a road trip
a few weeks ago and this was the first paddle out on his new one.
Out of respect for the crew he left his paddle in the carpark,you will not see a sweeper in the line up over 2 foot at this place its just a no goer.
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Makaha said...
can't handle a shortboard.
Yep your going to smash me BUT one of your little sb friends smashed into my mate on a stand up paddle board today (new one ) at that.Before you jump on your little low horses,my mate was prone paddling his 804 in clean 3 foot surf with small numbers out,mate has been riding sb's for 30+ years and still rips,rides both sb sup and dw sup and can handle all,so how can a kook shortboarder run into someone else,no fking skill,if you want to learn go down the beach and learn like we all did way back in time.
I don't understand why someone who rips on a SB would even want to prone paddle a SUP in clean 3 ft. Be like pushing a hot super model out the way to shag a huge fat woman I reckon.
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umm, it was me  . the fact is i was prone paddling the board back out. thats all.
with the shorter ###s sometimes it easier to get out of the way prone paddling the board.
the guy kooked it smack in front of me when he knew i was there.
see ya's 
ps i'm not out to change anybodies mind. surf what you want too
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laceys lane said...
umm, it was me  . the fact is i was prone paddling the board back out. thats all.
with the shorter ###s sometimes it easier to get out of the way prone paddling the board.
the guy kooked it smack in front of me when he knew i was there.
see ya's 
ps i'm not out to change anybodies mind. surf what you want too
Stoked you got thru it unscathed lacey. Good to see makaha is looking out for you 
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Trolls begone
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Who is this clown? If it's 3 foot, the SUP should fark off. Should have given him an ear full for even putting the bloody boat in the water. Seriously!
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PaddlePig said...
Who is this clown? If it's 3 foot, the SUP should fark off. Should have given him an ear full for even putting the bloody boat in the water. Seriously!
Shhh you'll upset all the janitors lurking in the closet
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Deliberately running into someone is inexcusable, but hogging all the choice waves by snaking the line-up and sitting deep on a SUP should also be avoided. Regardless of one's board size, skill, or ego, sometimes it is best to let a few good ones go so others can also end the session with a smile on their face.
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an 804 is no aircraft carrier
good to see lot sticking up for sb's
troll to wake this slow boring forum up
job done
cya
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Love ya work^^^^ love ya work get in get the job done minimal fuss then out are you an SAS commando  
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I understand Makaha, I'd probably wear a mask as well if I rode a SUP. Tell me though, does it really help to hide the shame?
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fozzy said...
I understand Makaha, I'd probably wear a mask as well if I rode a SUP. Tell me though, does it really help to hide the shame?
HAHA fonzy,get in line champ
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Makaha said...
fozzy said...
I understand Makaha, I'd probably wear a mask as well if I rode a SUP. Tell me though, does it really help to hide the shame?
HAHA fonzy,get in line champ
Why, too hide your shame, do it your self 
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" Don't paddle out if you "
dont want to get your knickers in a knot 
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Makaha said...
fozzy said...
I understand Makaha, I'd probably wear a mask as well if I rode a SUP. Tell me though, does it really help to hide the shame?
HAHA fonzy,get in line champ
That's fozzy actually champ. You dyslexic or does your gimp mask blur your vision? Oh I get it, that was like a parody. Funny. Only took you a whole 10 mins to bite champ, doesn't look like I have to wait in line very long does it.
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fozzy said...
Makaha said...
fozzy said...
I understand Makaha, I'd probably wear a mask as well if I rode a SUP. Tell me though, does it really help to hide the shame?
HAHA fonzy,get in line champ
That's fozzy actually champ. You dyslexic or does your gimp mask blur your vision? Oh I get it, that was like a parody. Funny. Only took you a whole 10 mins to bite champ, doesn't look like I have to wait in line very long does it.
I am dyslexic fill better,take a seat its a long line champ 13 mins
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Makaha said...
Dont paddle out
If your a SUper 
Easy fix.
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