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Indonesia
1145 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 1:14 pm        Report Show Profile
can't handle a shortboard. Yep your going to smash me BUT one of your little sb friends smashed into my mate on a stand up paddle board today (new one ) at that.Before you jump on your little low horses,my mate was prone paddling his 804 in clean 3 foot surf with small numbers out,mate has been riding sb's for 30+ years and still rips,rides both sb sup and dw sup and can handle all,so how can a kook shortboarder run into someone else,no fking skill,if you want to learn go down the beach and learn like we all did way back in time.
Vatican City
4214 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 1:39 pm        Report Show Profile
No way, that's ordinary stuff. Did your mate whack him with his paddle ? When are Sups going to get designated areas away from the hero sb's. Don't get me wrong, we all know that people are the same where ever we go and there is good and bad in everyone we learn to live, we learn to give each other what we need to survive together alive.
NSW
151 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 2:50 pm        Report Show Profile
Fark off sweeper, if it was 3 foot clean you shouldnt be there if there are short boarders Sweeping is reserved for fat 1ft slop
Vatican City
4214 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 2:55 pm        Report Show Profile
fly guy said...
Fark off sweeper, if it was 3 foot clean you shouldnt be there if there are short boarders Sweeping is reserved for fat 1ft slop
Fark off our board is bigger so stay out of the way. Haven't you seen JM take off at Jaws on a sup. Man he charges. 1ft slop pffff
Indonesia
1145 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 3:04 pm        Report Show Profile
fly guy said...
Fark off sweeper, if it was 3 foot clean you shouldnt be there if there are short boarders Sweeping is reserved for fat 1ft slop
Read the post again clown I said prone paddling not sup'ing. I bet you like pin tails or is it pig tails you big girl or pee brains so whats up champ shortboarder own the fking ocean pff or is it ****.
Indonesia
1145 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 3:06 pm        Report Show Profile
Buzz Fly
NSW
1567 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 3:09 pm        Report Show Profile
Scotty88 said...
No way, that's ordinary stuff. Did your mate whack him with his paddle ? When are Sups going to get designated areas away from the hero sb's. Don't get me wrong, we all know that people are the same where ever we go and there is good and bad in everyone we learn to live, we learn to give each other what we need to survive together alive.
What ya talking about Scotty you dont know Shiz SUP dont ya know were talking about a revolution ya better run,run,run,run cause finally the tables are starting to turn
NSW
151 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 3:14 pm        Report Show Profile
Whats "prone paddling" angry man? Pig tails? wow! hahaha
WA
442 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 3:24 pm        Report Show Profile
fly guy said...
Whats "prone paddling" angry man? Pig tails? wow! hahaha
Yeah I was wondering the same thing, this thread is not going to end well...
QLD
21439 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 3:53 pm        Report Show Profile
fly guy said...
Whats "prone paddling" angry man? Pig tails? wow! hahaha
I think he meant pron paddling
NSW
3142 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 4:07 pm        Report Show Profile
Makaha said...
can't handle a shortboard. Yep your going to smash me BUT one of your little sb friends smashed into my mate on a stand up paddle board today (new one ) at that.Before you jump on your little low horses,my mate was prone paddling his 804 in clean 3 foot surf with small numbers out,mate has been riding sb's for 30+ years and still rips,rides both sb sup and dw sup and can handle all,so how can a kook shortboarder run into someone else,no fking skill,if you want to learn go down the beach and learn like we all did way back in time.
If it's three foot and clean, what's your mate doin prone paddling a sup...? Especially if he's got 30yrs experience and still 'rips'..... Sounds like an over inflation of oneselfs' ego... Tell your mate to suck it up buttercup...
Indonesia
1145 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 4:14 pm        Report Show Profile
Dear doc' yes he is sucking it up his last sb sup came off the roof on a road trip a few weeks ago and this was the first paddle out on his new one. Out of respect for the crew he left his paddle in the carpark,you will not see a sweeper in the line up over 2 foot at this place its just a no goer.
SA
437 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 4:46 pm        Report Show Profile
Makaha said...
can't handle a shortboard. Yep your going to smash me BUT one of your little sb friends smashed into my mate on a stand up paddle board today (new one ) at that.Before you jump on your little low horses,my mate was prone paddling his 804 in clean 3 foot surf with small numbers out,mate has been riding sb's for 30+ years and still rips,rides both sb sup and dw sup and can handle all,so how can a kook shortboarder run into someone else,no fking skill,if you want to learn go down the beach and learn like we all did way back in time.
I don't understand why someone who rips on a SB would even want to prone paddle a SUP in clean 3 ft. Be like pushing a hot super model out the way to shag a huge fat woman I reckon.
QLD
Austria
8564 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 5:08 pm        Report Show Profile
umm, it was me. the fact is i was prone paddling the board back out. thats all. with the shorter ###s sometimes it easier to get out of the way prone paddling the board. the guy kooked it smack in front of me when he knew i was there. see ya's ps i'm not out to change anybodies mind. surf what you want too
Vatican City
4214 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 5:18 pm        Report Show Profile
laceys lane said...
umm, it was me. the fact is i was prone paddling the board back out. thats all. with the shorter ###s sometimes it easier to get out of the way prone paddling the board. the guy kooked it smack in front of me when he knew i was there. see ya's ps i'm not out to change anybodies mind. surf what you want too
Stoked you got thru it unscathed lacey. Good to see makaha is looking out for you
WA
629 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 7:13 pm        Report Show Profile
Trolls begone
Tanzania
188 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 7:33 pm        Report Show Profile
WA
285 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 9:19 pm        Report Show Profile
Who is this clown? If it's 3 foot, the SUP should fark off. Should have given him an ear full for even putting the bloody boat in the water. Seriously!
WA
629 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 9:24 pm        Report Show Profile
PaddlePig said...
Who is this clown? If it's 3 foot, the SUP should fark off. Should have given him an ear full for even putting the bloody boat in the water. Seriously!
Shhh you'll upset all the janitors lurking in the closet
WA
74 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 10:01 pm        Report Show Profile
Deliberately running into someone is inexcusable, but hogging all the choice waves by snaking the line-up and sitting deep on a SUP should also be avoided. Regardless of one's board size, skill, or ego, sometimes it is best to let a few good ones go so others can also end the session with a smile on their face.
WA
1543 Posts
Posted 27/05/2012, 11:33 pm        Report Show Profile
How are you meant to dodge a stand up paddle board? Aren't they like small aircraft carriers?
Indonesia
1145 Posts
Posted 28/05/2012, 6:21 am        Report Show Profile
an 804 is no aircraft carrier good to see lot sticking up for sb's troll to wake this slow boring forum up job done cya
NSW
1567 Posts
Posted 28/05/2012, 7:20 am        Report Show Profile
Love ya work^^^^ love ya work get in get the job done minimal fuss then out are you an SAS commando
WA
15849 Posts
Posted 28/05/2012, 9:23 am        Report Show Profile
Makaha said...
can't handle a shortboard. Yep your going to smash me BUT one of your little sb friends smashed into my mate on a stand up paddle board today (new one ) at that.Before you jump on your little low horses,my mate was prone paddling his 804 in clean 3 foot surf with small numbers out,mate has been riding sb's for 30+ years and still rips,rides both sb sup and dw sup and can handle all,so how can a kook shortboarder run into someone else,no fking skill,if you want to learn go down the beach and learn like we all did way back in time.
You are gay Makahahahahahaha
SA
501 Posts
Posted 28/05/2012, 1:33 pm        Report Show Profile
I understand Makaha, I'd probably wear a mask as well if I rode a SUP. Tell me though, does it really help to hide the shame?
Indonesia
1145 Posts
Posted 28/05/2012, 1:43 pm        Report Show Profile
fozzy said...
I understand Makaha, I'd probably wear a mask as well if I rode a SUP. Tell me though, does it really help to hide the shame?
HAHA fonzy,get in line champ
WA
15849 Posts
Posted 28/05/2012, 1:45 pm        Report Show Profile
Makaha said...
fozzy said...
I understand Makaha, I'd probably wear a mask as well if I rode a SUP. Tell me though, does it really help to hide the shame?
HAHA fonzy,get in line champ
Why, too hide your shame, do it your self
WA
104 Posts
Posted 28/05/2012, 2:27 pm        Report Show Profile
" Don't paddle out if you " dont want to get your knickers in a knot
SA
501 Posts
Posted 28/05/2012, 2:48 pm        Report Show Profile
Makaha said...
fozzy said...
I understand Makaha, I'd probably wear a mask as well if I rode a SUP. Tell me though, does it really help to hide the shame?
HAHA fonzy,get in line champ
That's fozzy actually champ. You dyslexic or does your gimp mask blur your vision? Oh I get it, that was like a parody. Funny. Only took you a whole 10 mins to bite champ, doesn't look like I have to wait in line very long does it.
Indonesia
1145 Posts
Posted 28/05/2012, 3:02 pm        Report Show Profile
fozzy said...
Makaha said...
fozzy said...
I understand Makaha, I'd probably wear a mask as well if I rode a SUP. Tell me though, does it really help to hide the shame?
HAHA fonzy,get in line champ
That's fozzy actually champ. You dyslexic or does your gimp mask blur your vision? Oh I get it, that was like a parody. Funny. Only took you a whole 10 mins to bite champ, doesn't look like I have to wait in line very long does it.
I am dyslexic fill better,take a seat its a long line champ 13 mins
WA
2036 Posts
Posted 28/05/2012, 3:06 pm        Report Show Profile
Makaha said... Dont paddle out
If your a SUper Easy fix.
 
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