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Every year it becomes even harder to round up the perfect frauleins to service the beer halls for Octoberfest
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^^ Bugger! They are all scratched up now  |
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"SCHNELL!" the quicker we get them chained up the quicker we can recycle the scrap metal from this tank to make kitchen sinks
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31 October 2013
At a joint press conference today PM Tony Abbott and QANTAS CEO Alan Joyce hail the success of Work Choices in quickly resolving the air hosties dispute.....
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I want a hood ornament just like a Rolls Royce
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It's the only way to get the girls to go to a Kite Comp
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"****zenhousen Helga - I think our big (.Y.)'s are kaput"
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Rene needed new waitresses at his cafe. His German friends were happy to help.
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barn said...
"WTF?"
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First bloke by the tank to the second bloke by the tank.
"They don't look Jewish to me"
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Auditions for the latest stupid reality TV show...
"Rural Farmer Conscripted Into The German Army Wants a Wife Who Has Already Lost Weight On The Biggest Loser and Then Been In Beauty and The Geek"
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Careful Hans, I have zee uneasy feeling zis could be a booby trap....
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The Third Reich had no idea how the bazookas were being smuggled into the P.O.W. camps.
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Volunteer numbers skyrocketed the day the "Action From the Front Line" photos were released.
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I do not care Hans, zey have given me ze red thumbs, zey must be punished
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Ah zat is good Fritz, looks like we do not have to rely on Tommy Tank tonight.
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"These Euros wouldn't know what to do with us even if we had instructions tattoed on our..."
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Achtung!!! Vee said NOT in between zee flags in swimming area!!!!
(Is is just me or does the blonde look like a cross between Jessica Marais and Samara Weaving? Oh geez.....  )
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Finally Hitler realised that the secret to defeating the Allies was not guns and ammunition, but push up bras and low cut tops.
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Fuel rationing in WWII resulted in some of the soldiers harnessing 'bimbo power'. They could pull a tank all day, but unfortunately they would often wander off in different directions.
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DrJ said...
barn said...
"WTF?"
+1
what would jebus say?
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With the capture of the brunette, finally Rich Oberg's Collection was complete
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the last groupies of dads army were informed that all the actors were queers!
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Hans, don't foget to leave enough slack so they can get to the bedroom.
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armed with a lethal strain of Gonorrhea, the ladies from Battalion 69, 1st Mounted Division, codename IUD, formed an impregnable defense on the Western Front....
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.....and thus, the "Tank Top" was named.
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it was his penchant for desert vixen's that earned Rommel the title Desert Fox...
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Now we have them Fritz, what do we do with them ?
I don't know Marx, maybe we need to check out the 'Equipment tips and settings forum' for some handy hints
Good idea Fritz
Darn it Marx, there isn't one
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barn said...
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