"someone once told me that dogs could't smell above themselves....at last I have proved them wrong!"
Rex, really liked the new doghouse, but he couldn't help feeling that they made the roof a little low.
'AN Australian teenager has arrived home in Sydney after a spending two months in an Indonesian prison in drugs charges. The 14-year-old central coast boy touched down in Sydney from Bali this morning after being released by Indonesian officials last night. He arrived at 9.53am on a flight from Denpasar airport, but has yet to emerge from airport exits.'
After the Sydney Airport sniffer dogs had checked the plane and the arrivals hall they have been lying about all day munching on doggie chocolate treats and commenting on how white the ceiling looks.
'Kevin Rudd has given a rousing speech to the ALP national conference covering his achievements as prime minister and now foreign minister.'
Bill the security dog showed more interest than many ALP delegates.
I play dead therefore I am alive
I'm alive therefore I think
I think therefore I am
.... David Icke sensationally claims Descartes dog was the real brains of the outfit
And next on Today Tonight we bring you the story of the builders who are so shonkey that not even dogs can stand on their floors, and we have the dogs to prove it - (cue dead dog)
Bow-wow-san, the earthquake detector dog was sacked after he failed to notice even the largest tremours
˙ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ ǝɹ,ǝʍ 'ƃop/poƃ ˙ɯnɹoɟ sıɥʇ uo "ʞɔnɟ" ʎɐs uɐɔ sƃop uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʞıl sʞool 'ǝɥǝɥ
˙sǝʇnuıɯ uǝʇ ɹoɟ sllɐq ʎɯ ʞɔıl oƃ oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯ,ı ʍou ǝɯ ǝsnɔxǝ ˙uɐɯ ƃop ɐ ɯ,ı 'ʎɹƃunɥ sʎɐʍlɐ ɯ,ı ˙ʎɹƃunɥ ɯ,ı 'uɐɯ ˙ʇuoɹɟ-oʇ-ʞɔɐq ʇı sɐʍ ɹo˙˙˙
poƃ sı uʍop ǝpısdn ƃop
Time to call it- I'm getting sick of looking at Harley's ugly dial.
Special mention to Carandoc for prolificity.
Runner-up - the Doctor.
But by more than a short half head- evlPanda. And he would lick them if they hadn't been removed.