"Anyway, go about 70 Kays past Port Macquarie and turn left into Trial Bay. Look for a tall, skinny bloke named Phil..."

is it just me or do all sharks hear the theme song to jaws when attacking.

Don't eat the H'orderves... the strings attached may be good for flossing but they're full of sh1t

Ricky Stuart - You're fired

"I tell ya Trevor,I need a toothpick. Those bloody wetsuits are hard to get of your teeth!!!"

"Listen Roland, I said windsurfers are usually the toughest of the humanoids, and therefore the hardest to digest. You need to go for the softer ones, such as the kiter and SUP types so as to avoid any gastric problems!"

Dude and Man sit down with G&T to pen their next episode Dude, I always pictured you as taller Well Man, I never knew you were so sophisticated

Dumb Loan Sharks Two sharks walk into a bar and the shark on the left says "I did good Boss, I lent out all the money and then I skipped town..." The next day, they meet up again. Lefty says to Flathead "I did just what you said Boss, I threatened to eat him up if he paid back the money" The next day, Lefty says to Flathead "I got it right this time Boss, I told him I wouldn't eat him up if he didn't pay back the money" One month later Lefty finally got it right. This time he threatens to eat up the victim if he doesn't pay back the money. This, for the Shark Bay Mob, was the turning point.

Did you see the menu in the cafeteria today Bob? Shark Fin soup! I hate working for these savages.

Tiger and Whitey down the local RSL for a drink "geez mate my arthritis is really playing up, I can hardly swim now..." "yeah that shark cartilage stuff is a scam"

And no Lotofarts to comment here yet?

One says to the other, "how are you going Whitey?" The other replies "Great!" (groan)...

"Dude, did you know there's a pro-golfer named after me?" "Wow, there's a pro-golfer called Man?"

Barman! Just because Dangler here has been hitting on me all day doesn't mean you can put his drinks on my bill! And when I said fill 'er up with water, I meant to the ceiling.

Did you hear!? Lucy stayed back again last night! Like OMG! if i spent as much time in his office as her i would want to be like, CEO or something. Shes like, such a slut. I can't believe it.