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waveslave
WA
Australia
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Posted 04/02/2012, 11:08 am
   
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"Dude, I finally sold off that poleboard sail. Now I need it shipped -- but I'm hell confused."
"Wow Man, where's the buyer at?"
"Dude, he's overseas -- and I think I should get the money upfront."
"How does the buyer feel about that, Man?"
"Dude, the buyer wants a C.O.D. -- Cash on delivery, W.T.F. -- What the Fk."
"Torn hey Man?"
"No Dude, the sail is totally perfect. Like no rips or anything."
"No Man, I'm talking about your mixed feelings -- your concerns about trust issues."
"Yeah right Dude, I don't trust the douchebag."
"So Man, how about doing a 50/50 deal? 50% down, 50% on delivery."
"No way Dude. When he checks out how blown-out the sail is, he'll reneg on the rest of the payment."
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Al Planet
TAS
Australia
506 Posts |
Posted 04/02/2012, 2:18 pm
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| It lacks a little in plot development and hyperbole.You must be saving the best stuff for the kite forum.... "as queer as a quiver of foil kites"(sic) |
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Pugwash
WA
Australia
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Posted 04/02/2012, 2:21 pm
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^^^With that said, I think it is still better than his usual attempts. I actually laughed a tiny bit at the punch line...
Still, keeping with tradition, when Dude and Man are here... I post this:
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WindWarrior
NSW
Australia
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