Well.........
He is loved by ladies
Has a history he wants kept quiet
and is a special friend to a few
a lucky vanker
honestly laurie, when you ban words like ****er, it makes me wonder what religious glee club you and pat get off on!
The baby seal has had me giggling at the most unapropriate moments.. damn you reli
Thats it I'm reinstalling photoshop ..... [}:)]
I like the Spartacus picture. My grandparents would be proud of me, looking like a true warrior.
I like all the other pictures, I have printed them out and put them in the back of the shop, Uncle frank finds them funny. But I did'nt print out the picture of me looking like a lady, as Uncle Frank already teases me about not having a girlfriend yet, and he may think I am a transgender lady man.
But in all true reality, I am just a simple man, working at a fish'n'chip shop, sailing when I get the chance to. I actually dont know of many other ethnic windsurfers around here, but thats ok, I am prouud to be the only one.
I think some of these photo's are trying to make fun of my looks. I think I am quite a nice looking fellow. My Aunt Angela always squeezes my cheeks when she sees me, and tells me I am the best Looking boy in the family.
I dont mind, its all funny.
I've never used or had photoshop.
Maybe people should photoshop my face on every funny picture they can, and Laurie will give them a prize, or maybe even the winner gets to make their picture, the new homepage picture of Seabreeze.
Just please not any of me in Homsexual pictures, as I cant stick them in the back room of the shop, and I dont love men.
The wall at the back room of the shop getting quite full with all these photo's of me. Uncle Frank is telling me I am getting very popular, he says my head is growing. Not at all, its just fun.
There is a high risk that by sharing this information with you I might "disappear" but the TRUTH must be told...
Who is Stewie?? For the first time ever, see the REAL pictures, learn the REAL truth.
I first came across Stewie in 1947 at a place called Roswell. I could never have imagined the repercussions. I don’t know exactly where Stewie came from but clearly it was not from my neighbourhood.
I didn’t see Stewie again until the early fifties. It slowly became apparent that he was covertly trying to alter the culture of our more advanced civilisations, trying to retard our advancement. His crazy hip shaking antics caught on quickly and degenerated youths before their parents very eyes.
Unfortunately Stewie was far too clever for me, it was impossible to get anyone to listen. But when he managed infiltrate the White House in 1961 I had to act. I knew the real reason behind SFK’s Apollo program.
He had to be stopped. It took a couple of years but eventually I found a Grassy Knoll that was just right.
Alas it would take more than that to stop Stewie. All I’d done is slow him down. He went deep, deep under cover. Before I knew it, it was too late. A lot of people say they remember exactly where they were on July 20, 1969. I sure as hell do. I don’t know what Stewie did up there but things haven’t been the same since.
Who knows what Stewie is planning now. But you know that diabetes is on the increase.
that all makes perfect sense... Elvis was Stewie !!!(this may be why Stewie often speaks in the third person??)
Chip shop shooting!
Shots have been fired into a crowded fish and chip shop in Sydney's south-west, narrowly missing staff and customers during the lunchtime rush....
Has Stewie finally lost it?