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Who is Stewie?????

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Created by stribo > 9 months ago, 4 Apr 2008
stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
4 Apr 2008 7:29PM
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Speed sailor?


Toilet gremmlin?


Cross dresser?


Baby seal creature??



I'm confused

arancini
WA, 373 posts
4 Apr 2008 5:49PM
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isnt he the guy that cooks the fish and chips?

poor relative
WA, 9084 posts
4 Apr 2008 6:33PM
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Well.........
He is loved by ladies


Has a history he wants kept quiet


and is a special friend to a few

MavericK040
WA, 583 posts
4 Apr 2008 9:34PM
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HAHAHA

GOLD!!

i think the toilet gremlin has got to be the funniest thing ive seen on here !

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
4 Apr 2008 11:43PM
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a lucky vanker








honestly laurie, when you ban words like ****er, it makes me wonder what religious glee club you and pat get off on!

stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
5 Apr 2008 3:45AM
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The baby seal has had me giggling at the most unapropriate moments.. damn you reli
Thats it I'm reinstalling photoshop ..... [}:)]

Susie
SA, 837 posts
5 Apr 2008 7:37PM
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hee hee

big gill
WA, 649 posts
5 Apr 2008 5:46PM
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hahahhahaha

classic gotta love photoshop

paddymac
WA, 936 posts
5 Apr 2008 6:29PM
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Stewie is Spartacus

TonyC
WA, 410 posts
5 Apr 2008 6:35PM
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Stewie's favourite pet. What do they say about owners and their pets likenesses.

Stewie
VIC, 218 posts
6 Apr 2008 10:32AM
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I like the Spartacus picture. My grandparents would be proud of me, looking like a true warrior.

I like all the other pictures, I have printed them out and put them in the back of the shop, Uncle frank finds them funny. But I did'nt print out the picture of me looking like a lady, as Uncle Frank already teases me about not having a girlfriend yet, and he may think I am a transgender lady man.

But in all true reality, I am just a simple man, working at a fish'n'chip shop, sailing when I get the chance to. I actually dont know of many other ethnic windsurfers around here, but thats ok, I am prouud to be the only one.

I think some of these photo's are trying to make fun of my looks. I think I am quite a nice looking fellow. My Aunt Angela always squeezes my cheeks when she sees me, and tells me I am the best Looking boy in the family.

monster
TAS, 495 posts
6 Apr 2008 11:37AM
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remember one thing stewie dont get angry get even get photoshop

Stewie
VIC, 218 posts
6 Apr 2008 12:33PM
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I dont mind, its all funny.

I've never used or had photoshop.

Maybe people should photoshop my face on every funny picture they can, and Laurie will give them a prize, or maybe even the winner gets to make their picture, the new homepage picture of Seabreeze.

Just please not any of me in Homsexual pictures, as I cant stick them in the back room of the shop, and I dont love men.

surfinchick
251 posts
7 Apr 2008 12:54AM
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Stewie, you've progressed to writing in the first person! Surfinchick prefers that.

stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
7 Apr 2008 2:56PM
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Stewie-ana Jones?


Spice Stewie?

Stewie
VIC, 218 posts
7 Apr 2008 3:05PM
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The wall at the back room of the shop getting quite full with all these photo's of me. Uncle Frank is telling me I am getting very popular, he says my head is growing. Not at all, its just fun.

stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
7 Apr 2008 4:23PM
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Dreadlock rasta???

stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
7 Apr 2008 4:58PM
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An uuummmm?

MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
7 Apr 2008 7:20PM
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Ummmm, is he a Wookie?

paddymac
WA, 936 posts
8 Apr 2008 11:05PM
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There is a high risk that by sharing this information with you I might "disappear" but the TRUTH must be told...

Who is Stewie?? For the first time ever, see the REAL pictures, learn the REAL truth.

I first came across Stewie in 1947 at a place called Roswell. I could never have imagined the repercussions. I don’t know exactly where Stewie came from but clearly it was not from my neighbourhood.



I didn’t see Stewie again until the early fifties. It slowly became apparent that he was covertly trying to alter the culture of our more advanced civilisations, trying to retard our advancement. His crazy hip shaking antics caught on quickly and degenerated youths before their parents very eyes.



Unfortunately Stewie was far too clever for me, it was impossible to get anyone to listen. But when he managed infiltrate the White House in 1961 I had to act. I knew the real reason behind SFK’s Apollo program.



He had to be stopped. It took a couple of years but eventually I found a Grassy Knoll that was just right.

Alas it would take more than that to stop Stewie. All I’d done is slow him down. He went deep, deep under cover. Before I knew it, it was too late. A lot of people say they remember exactly where they were on July 20, 1969. I sure as hell do. I don’t know what Stewie did up there but things haven’t been the same since.



Who knows what Stewie is planning now. But you know that diabetes is on the increase.


Stewie
VIC, 218 posts
9 Apr 2008 9:11AM
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Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
9 Apr 2008 9:58AM
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that all makes perfect sense... Elvis was Stewie !!!(this may be why Stewie often speaks in the third person??)

trebuchet
NSW, 32 posts
19 May 2008 5:13PM
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Chip shop shooting!

Shots have been fired into a crowded fish and chip shop in Sydney's south-west, narrowly missing staff and customers during the lunchtime rush....

Has Stewie finally lost it?

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
19 May 2008 7:11PM
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Stewie said...


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Maybe people should photoshop my face on every funny picture they can, ........


I thought everyone did that already.

I must qualify this by saying you're a very good sport Stewie (and not to mention feature in the funniest of threads)



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