give up work... get a health-care card and let the dole pay for your next kite... it has a free health plan

but, seriously, I doubt any insurer, other than Loyd's (and they aren't what they used to be), would go near any of us with an underwriters pole...
you'll probably do more harm to yourself trying to get a clear answer from any of the ins' co's...
as long as there is not a police report issued, that the co's investigators might get there hands on, you and ALL your MATES were just walking along the beach when all of a sudden... WHAM!!! Who would have reckoned that could have happened!? Tale whacked by a breaching Orca!
well... you and ALL your MATES probably have more sedate and believable imaginations than I do... so, look out for each other... if you get my drift