Jimmy didn't want to complain on his first day - the rumours that Daryll had eaten the last intern didn't seem that absurd now
Telemarketing Hell
The top performer's get the weekend away
The worst gets to share a cubicle with Chumba
Dexter was onto his third chair this week, and he was sure the others had disappeared but nobody would believe him when he said where...
Hey Larry, google the loss of gravity for me mate. Sure Chumba, but why?. My diet plans not working, I started thinning on top but it hasn't fixed my ar$e yet.
Daryll Chumba knew that using a photo of young Jimmy, his work collegue, in his internet dating chatroom was probably wrong and misleading, but hell, she was a former Miss Phucket and that was a chance he didn't want to miss
although getting work done was indeed a challenge,
…getting to morning tea first was nigh on impossible!!
OK, time to end it and get on with the next one.
Special mentions to
- the witty bytes and ram from Bluedog
-the mandatory kiter sledge from Richie - ably set up by his unwitting accomplice, Lotofwind. (in future Lotofwind, don't bowl them short, on leg side, with no pace....
.........it takes the challenge out of it)
....but the winner that tickled my fancy was Carantoc.
"The seabreeze moderators weren't quite the happy family everyone thought they were"
Not only did it give those of us who don't know Laurie and his chief crony a visual, but it also confirmed the sophistication of the computer systems we've long suspected they rely on.
Over to you Carantoc!
Just as a point of interest. The first caption competitions were specifically intended to take the piss out of our kiter cousins.Thats what the caption comp was all about. I've got nothing against kiters. Looks like fun. I have many kiter friends. Here in Brissy we have no problems with kiters.(as they do on the crowded surf breaks in W.A.). I'm just trying to keep tradition alive.. Long live boardies over wetsuits ! God bless the high dangle with board twisty ! Boost away brothers ! Roll on summer.
Cheers .....................