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FlySurfer
FlySurfer
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31 Dec 2011 11:07pm
1. Birds binge drink.

2. Bald people grow the wrong type of hair - so fine it's invisible to the naked eye.

3. Aristotle is thought to have been the last individual to know everything that was known at the time.

4. Women's tears reduce sexual desire in men.

5. President Kennedy's famous line "Do not ask..." was inspired by the headmaster of his prep school.

6. Princess Diana had two wedding dresses - one a back-up design in case her first choice was revealed before the big day.

7. Huskies can smell thin ice.

8. JD Salinger was a fan of Tim Henman.

9. Good cops are better at getting confessions than bad cops.

10. The average hug lasts three seconds.

11. Cattle once regularly swam between Hebridean islands.

12. Elton John has no mobile phone.

13. Incan brides had to peel a potato to prove they would be a good wife.

14. UK postal workers get through two million red rubber bands a day.

15. Artist LS Lowry was a debt collector.

16. The ransom paid to release Richard the Lionheart, captured in 1192 on his return from the Crusades, was the equivalent of about ?2bn in today's money.

17. People with full bladders make better decisions.

18. Chickens feel empathy.

19. About 40% of skyscrapers due to be completed in the next six years will be in China.

20. St Patrick's Day is a national holiday in Montserrat.

21. Sharks go to the cleaners.

22. More than 90% of UK schoolchildren study Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck.

23. YouTube's first video was called "Me at the zoo".

24. The average person uses 20,000 words, with another 40,000 in reserve.

25. One in six people live in India.

26. The word "loo" dates from medieval times, thought to have derived from the warning shout of "gardez l'eau!" given by those tipping chamber pots out the window.

27. Seat belts are banned on some roads.

28. Male humpback whales play "Chinese whispers" across 6,000km.

29. Dogs watch how nice people are to others to work out whom to approach to beg for food.

30. Swearing relieves pain.

31. A rare version of God Save the Queen by the Sex Pistols is the most valuable record of all time.

32. French police are currently allowed 25cl of wine or a small beer with their lunch while on duty.

33. Transparent typewriters are sold to prisons, to avoid the risk of hidden contraband.

34. The perfect nap lasts 26 minutes.

35. New York taxis used to be red and green, but in 1907 were all repainted yellow to be visible from a distance.

36. It costs $60,000 to train a Navy Seal dog - like the one that accompanied US special forces on the Bin Laden operation.

37. Humans stare longer at people with bad reputations.

38. There are only two beret factories left in France.

39. It is illegal to sell moon rocks in the US.

40. "Dong xuan" means frozen garlic in China, but winning an election in Taiwan.

41. Heart disease is less common among religious people.

42. Vultures are better than sniffer dogs at searching large, overgrown areas for dead bodies.


43. The odds of scoring two hole-in-ones in the same round of golf are 67 million-to-one.

44. Chimps can outperform eight-year-olds in solving problems.

45. Women don't see Porsche drivers as marriage material.

46. The yellow brick road leads to a car park.

47. Sonic the Hedgehog's shoes are based on Michael Jackson's footwear in the Bad video.

48. Half of Britons have German blood.

49. The US only got its first roundabout in 1990, in Nevada.

50. The male water boatman insect sings with its penis.

51. California has drawn up a legal definition for the hot dog.

52. The UK's Speaking Clock still receives 30 million calls each year.

53. Stick insects can go without sex for a million years.

54. Cows have best friends.

55. Apple has more cash than the US government.

56. Uganda's national anthem is the world's shortest.

57. There are poisonous rats.

58. A hole dug in the ground qualified as a private members' club in Wales.

59. A shorter than average tongue makes it more difficult to speak Korean.
(The Sun)

60. Singing sparrows are actually trading insults.

61. Asda Illustrated is the UK's top-selling magazine.

62. Mr Men author Roger Hargreaves was the third best-selling author of the last decade, topped only by JK Rowling and Dan Brown.
(Metro)

63. The average Briton suffers 726 hangovers in a lifetime.

64. Steve Jobs patented designs for two glass staircases - now used in many Apple stores.
(New York Times)

65. Getting married increases the risk of putting on weight.

66. The world's atmosphere is worth ?4.3 quadrillion, going by the air we breathe in and the price of CO2.
(Metro)

67. In 1941 state surveys in the UK asked how many bras women owned.

68. Crocodiles go off their food when stressed.
(Guardian)

69. The Queen's swans get flu jabs.

70. Women remember men with a deep voice more than those with a high voice.

71. Australians have a third choice when describing their gender on passport applications.


72. Yawning cools down the brain.
(Huffington Post)

73. MI5 used to have special kettles kept solely for steaming open envelopes.
(Reith Lecture)

74. Facebook remembers all the devices you've ever used to log in, and who else has used that same device.
(Forbes)

75. Letters addressed to Kabul include directions - there are few street names and numbers, and no postcodes.

76. Preston bus station is on this year's list of at-risk cultural heritage sites, along with the Nazca Lines in Peru and a Greek cemetery.

77. The first e-book, back in the 1970s, was the US Declaration of Independence.

78. One in six mobile phones in Britain is contaminated with poo.

79. Piranhas bark.

80. There is a decrease in natural births on Halloween and an increase on Valentines Day.
(Mother and Baby)

81. Alice Cooper runs a Bible class.

82. Staffordshire town Burton upon Trent now has its own perfume, Eau de Burton, with hints of football boots and Branston Pickle.
(Burton Mail)

83. Polar bears have a surprisingly weak bite, while giant pandas have a very strong one.

84. Rival rugby teams face a fine if they stray over the half-way line while the All Blacks perform the haka.

85. Horses with distinctive black-and-white leopard-like markings roamed Europe 25,000 years ago.
(Wired)

86. Scottish remembrance poppies have four petals and no leaf, unlike the more common two petals and a single green leaf.

87. Jimmy Savile and Margaret Thatcher celebrated New Year's Eve together 11 years in a row.

88. Thierville in Normandy did not lose any service personnel in France's last five major wars.

89. Many Afghans associate the number 39 with pimps.

90. Until 1912 there was no set design for the Stars and Stripes.

91. In the fifth and sixth decades of life, you are less likely to die over the coming year than at any other time in your life.

92. Facebook users average 3.74 degrees of separation.

93. The world's only sex school is in Austria.

94. Wasps recognise each other's faces.


95. You are given a lottery ticket if you clean up dog poo in New Taipei City in Taiwan.

96. The girl on the classic British road sign "children going to or from school" is based on a school photo of its designer Margaret Calvert.

97. Alcohol tastes sweeter when loud music is playing.

98. Hairy limbs keep bed bugs at bay.

99. Lakes can be given village green status.

100. Fish walk.

Source: www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2011/12/100_things_we_didnt_know_last_6.shtml

rod_bunny
rod_bunny
WA
1089 posts
WA, 1089 posts
31 Dec 2011 8:50pm
FlySurfer said...

1. Birds binge drink.
Yup, You been to a pub lately?

3. Aristotle is thought to have been the last individual to know everything that was known at the time.
Aristotle was a woman??

4. Women's tears reduce sexual desire in men.
But conversely... mens tears increase sexual desire in woman...

6. Princess Diana had two wedding dresses - one a back-up design in case her first choice was revealed before the big day.
And one for her upcoming nuptials to Dodi....?

13. Incan brides had to peel a potato to prove they would be a good wife.
They should have tried the more successful "Suck a cock"


17. People with full bladders make better decisions.
ummm Like, Better have a piss...?

18. Chickens feel empathy.
Like "oo look at her she's only gone to Chooks rather than the more upmarket KFC"

24. The average person uses 20,000 words, with another 40,000 in reserve.
Mostly profanities used as fillers for the other 20,000

32. French police are currently allowed 25cl of wine or a small beer with their lunch while on duty.
They are also allowed EU$500 per diem in "on the spot fines"

34. The perfect nap lasts 26 minutes. and 9 hours

41. Heart disease is less common among religious people.
'cause they dont have one...?

49. The US only got its first roundabout in 1990, in Nevada.
And they still are completely flumoxed by it Like most west australians

53. Stick insects can go without sex for a million years.
Like Married men.

54. Cows have best friends.
Like wives...

55. Apple has more cash than the US government.
Shiiiiiiit... even I have more cash the the US Govt

57. There are poisonous rats.
But more rats are poisoned.

58. A hole dug in the ground qualified as a private members' club in Wales.
Yes... it is Wales.

63. The average Briton suffers 726 hangovers in a lifetime.
Report says: Must try harder.

65. Getting married increases the risk of putting on weight.
Mostly in the ball area.

78. One in six mobile phones in Britain is contaminated with poo.
Thats because most people talk ****e.

88. Thierville in Normandy did not lose any service personnel in France's last five major wars.
Thinking Monty Pythons, "Run Away!"
They also run a good line in "dropped only once firearms"

97. Alcohol tastes sweeter when loud music is playing.
Also tastes sweeter than water.


GypsyDrifter
GypsyDrifter
WA
2371 posts
WA, 2371 posts
31 Dec 2011 11:54pm
50. The male water boatman insect sings with its penis.

WoW now that would be something to see
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
1 Jan 2012 11:11am
Justin Beiber sings and he's a cock
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
1 Jan 2012 9:05am
FlySurfer said...

3. Aristotle is thought to have been the last individual to know everything that was known at the time.



Rubbish!

Teenagers still know everything.
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