6 truths of life

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Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
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WA, 7608 posts
11 Aug 2009 9:58pm
6 truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.




















2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that The first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will share this with another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

I'm an idiot and I needed company.
Jr Walks
Jr Walks
WA
284 posts
WA, 284 posts
11 Aug 2009 10:13pm
ok ya got me and i atually fell for it all ever single truth
thommo 000
thommo 000
1670 posts
1670 posts
12 Aug 2009 6:46am
yep, 6 out of 6 for me.....geez
ka43
ka43
NSW
3105 posts
NSW, 3105 posts
12 Aug 2009 9:37am
Ripper, got me with all 6

Funny thing was, after I tried it and could do it I sat there for 20 seconds going
"Thats easy, maybe Im gifted"
Then realised I was way off the mark
j murray
j murray
SA
947 posts
SA, 947 posts
12 Aug 2009 9:57am
Weeellll ........I'm really gifted
I just took them outa the bedside cup and rang me tounge all over them,
think i shoulda rinsed them first........
Now where the bloody hells me glasses, they tasted like me pussy's furr ball.
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
12 Aug 2009 11:27am


...your glasses tasted like your pussy's furball...?
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4107 posts
QLD, 4107 posts
12 Aug 2009 11:29am
I'm still trying to get the first one.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23706 posts
WA, 23706 posts
12 Aug 2009 4:41pm
Still trying to find a lass who will let me touch all her top teeth with my tongue....
king of the point
king of the point
WA
1836 posts
WA, 1836 posts
12 Aug 2009 5:29pm


big gill
big gill
WA
649 posts
WA, 649 posts
12 Aug 2009 7:20pm
ok ok u got me 100%
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
12 Aug 2009 10:26pm
daughter of Gene Simmons ???
Idiot
Idiot
WA
577 posts
WA, 577 posts
12 Aug 2009 9:09pm
Greenroom said...

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4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot...


What did you call me?
Cassa
Cassa
WA
1305 posts
WA, 1305 posts
13 Aug 2009 9:01am
she could LMBB
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
14 Aug 2009 11:30am
^^^Probably reach em without stooping too!
oliver
oliver
3952 posts
3952 posts
14 Aug 2009 8:08pm
I did a send all on that one - laughs all round. Great fun greenie.
colinwill78
colinwill78
VIC
1395 posts
VIC, 1395 posts
14 Aug 2009 10:40pm
i don't have all my teeth
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