[}:)]
Ok where is this going!!!
You are a bloke...
It is a blue moon night (A rare event)
The shoe is on the other foot (It is your turn)
Setting the scene..
U R married, a few years under the belt and certain matrimonial supply and frequency issues are now common.
The phrases included .. "I have a head ache"
"I am too tired" ..
"It is not romantic enough...".
. "It is too late" ..
.
So one evening you are both to bed early doing your thing.. reading / watching telly / doing a x-words /app'ing etc...
The moon is blue and you hear " Do you fancy a _______
"
(insert your favourite term for it) from your other 1/2....
The devil gets hold.[}:)]. You are prepared to commit sacrilege to catch that priceless expression on your other half's face
... it is your turn to say a choice phrase...
Keep it humurous - Keep it brief - ...
