G strings must be mandatory on all public beaches, streets, trains, trams, buses, office's and other places I happen to be looking, ok, all people must wear them but I choose to look at the men............ In Poor relies eyes I mean
Or jellyfish could be used as cod pieces at the ballet!!!! Chilly and not so firm, the wetness could also be misconstrued

as a wet accident, if you know what I mean!
Instead of using public toilets we are required to take a dump on the street and with our trusty yellow bags then remove said offensive item, could be fun tom watch if your a dog, Queue the one liners

I better go away now

Cheers GT