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Richiefish
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23 Mar 2008 10:58am
is what we need
mytchook
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23 Mar 2008 11:20am
Do you have anything in mind? Greenroom, Poor Relative or User would be the best ones to kick off this topic.....

And Poor Reli has plenty of time on his hands at the moment.... (By the way, how's your ankle?)
Richiefish
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23 Mar 2008 11:34am
I heard he broke his ankle attempting to escape from a gang of french prostitutes working for the Israeli secret police, trying to press gang him into the Russian mini submarine corps ???? (and there was nudity involved)???
hills
hills
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23 Mar 2008 12:09pm
WELL I PROFOUNDLY AND ABSOLUTELY DISAGREE!!!!
Richiefish
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23 Mar 2008 11:45am
controversy !!!!
hills
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SA
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23 Mar 2008 12:30pm
No its not!
MintoxGT
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23 Mar 2008 12:03pm
G strings must be mandatory on all public beaches, streets, trains, trams, buses, office's and other places I happen to be looking, ok, all people must wear them but I choose to look at the men............ In Poor relies eyes I mean

Or jellyfish could be used as cod pieces at the ballet!!!! Chilly and not so firm, the wetness could also be misconstrued as a wet accident, if you know what I mean!

Instead of using public toilets we are required to take a dump on the street and with our trusty yellow bags then remove said offensive item, could be fun tom watch if your a dog, Queue the one liners

I better go away now

Cheers GT
poor relative
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23 Mar 2008 4:08pm
mytchook said...
And Poor Reli has plenty of time on his hands at the moment.... (By the way, how's your ankle?)


Yes lots of time doing nothing....
Ankle is one mighty pain in the arse. Literally. Cannot do anything not even carry a cup of coffee from the kitchen to the table.
sucks ass,
BUT lots of friends have wished me well and popped round for tea which is nice

As for controversy um er um.......Well I think that vagina's should be used in advertising more.
easty
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23 Mar 2008 6:43pm
Maybe we could start a debate on whether windsurfing or kitesurfing is better! Bet that hasn't been done before.
Richiefish
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23 Mar 2008 8:37pm
poor relative said...

mytchook said...
And Poor Reli has plenty of time on his hands at the moment.... (By the way, how's your ankle?)


Yes lots of time doing nothing....
Ankle is one mighty pain in the arse. Literally. Cannot do anything not even carry a cup of coffee from the kitchen to the table.
sucks ass,
BUT lots of friends have wished me well and popped round for tea which is nice

As for controversy um er um.......Well I think that vagina's should be used in advertising more.

they could use vagina's in all those tampon ad's ????
MintoxGT
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23 Mar 2008 8:02pm
easty said...

Maybe we could start a debate on whether windsurfing or kitesurfing is better! Bet that hasn't been done before.



Ok, I'll start,

Windsurfing is better than kiting because I said so! Take that to the bank kite lovers

Cheers GT
Richiefish
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23 Mar 2008 9:09pm
I would rather debate the merits of wire support underpants.(Wonder jocks) Than start another tirade with the inflatable toy lovers....
Dawn Patrol
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23 Mar 2008 8:25pm
easty said...

Maybe we could start a debate on whether windsurfing or kitesurfing is better! Bet that hasn't been done before.


It was done, and ktiesurfing won. Surely the sport with the greatest risk of being banned is the best?
And richiefish, i hear those wire support underjocks reduce the blood flow to your goods, and can cause them to malfunction, and occasionally fall off.
decrepit
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23 Mar 2008 8:31pm
Dawn Patrol said...
<<<<< i hear those wire support underjocks reduce the blood flow to your goods, and can cause them to malfunction, and occasionally fall off.


That sounds hot and controversial
Richiefish
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23 Mar 2008 9:44pm
Dawn Patrol said...

easty said...

Maybe we could start a debate on whether windsurfing or kitesurfing is better! Bet that hasn't been done before.


It was done, and ktiesurfing won. Surely the sport with the greatest risk of being banned is the best?
And richiefish, i hear those wire support underjocks reduce the blood flow to your goods, and can cause them to malfunction, and occasionally fall off.


AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrr!!!!!!! Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
NotWal
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24 Mar 2008 1:47am
Richiefish said...

Dawn Patrol said...

easty said...

Maybe we could start a debate on whether windsurfing or kitesurfing is better! Bet that hasn't been done before.


It was done, and ktiesurfing won. Surely the sport with the greatest risk of being banned is the best?
And richiefish, i hear those wire support underjocks reduce the blood flow to your goods, and can cause them to malfunction, and occasionally fall off.


AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrr!!!!!!! Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!


Ha! fell for the old wire underpants trick didja? Scuse me fer laughin' he he he.
Dawn Patrol
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24 Mar 2008 1:06am
ummm......i.....arrr.....not really.....maybe a little bit....ahhh crap.
Richiefish
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24 Mar 2008 9:34am
but they lift and seperate as well as overcome testicular sag ....
graceman
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24 Mar 2008 10:12am
I am sick and tired of these enhancements designed to dupe the observer.
Some poor female looking for a mate with good testicular cleavage and size is in for a bum rap. This lift and push wire support stuff is really not fair to the fairer sex.
And I hope the seat harness hurts
Richiefish
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24 Mar 2008 11:21am
the latest executive model has incorporated integeral battery powered heating modules to avoid those embarassing "shrinkage" issues faced by those living in colder climates.
MintoxGT
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24 Mar 2008 1:16pm
Do they come with testicular ventilation as well??? May be something like a bonnet scoop
Richiefish
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24 Mar 2008 2:23pm
that would be the Wonderjock GTHO. (handling option also)
MintoxGT
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24 Mar 2008 4:54pm
Richiefish said...

that would be the Wonderjock GTHO. (handling option also)


Hehehehe
MintoxGT
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24 Mar 2008 10:19pm
Then it could be fully blown maaaaate! a V8 In ya Reg Grundies

I friggin want a pair![}:)][}:)]

Imagine, you see a bloke with his strides down half way round his ars3, you see by the tag that he is wearing the Wired GTHO blown version of Grundies, you pull up next to him at the pedestrian crossing, look across and give ya Grundies a rev to get his attention, he looks over and nods, it's on!!!! You both stare at the red flashing pedestrian signal......Then......Green Light!!!!! and theyer off both laying skid marks thick as Mars bars across the intersection, parachautes deploy to slow the boys down at the end of the run, the winner gets the pinky and takes ownership of the loosers Grundies.......... Yepp I can see Network 10 jumping at this!!!

Heheh
Richiefish
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25 Mar 2008 9:16am
the dragster version would have "methane injection" for explosive power...
BoDiddly
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25 Mar 2008 2:22pm
Not much wind I be guessing?

GreenPat
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26 Mar 2008 1:48am
I think winter is on the way.
easty
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26 Mar 2008 9:55am
GreenPat said...

I think winter is on the way.


It's here! Well where I am anyway The joys of sleeping in a tin shed when it's p/ssing down

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